/brit/

What starts with an N, ends with an er, and has an igg in between.

Do I look good in this pic?

Immediate turn-offs:

>tattoos
>drinks
>smokes
>does drugs
>taller than me
>black/east asian

can someone tell me definitively why I want a girl to kill my balls

okay mate, go play on your own - have no idea who you're accusing me of being you sad spastic

running towards me with my willy out

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Hey that's my cousin

>likes horses

Biggest red flag there is.

Emmanuel Macron.

President of France, co-Prince of Andorra.

Defender of democracy.

I'll kill myself if I find out I'm predominantly Finnish