Be Iranian

Mexicans are considered white and therefore get nothing. Though cops will still shoot at you unless you are already shooting at black people in the vicinity.

they aren't in general , in college applications for example there is a latino/hispanic option besides the white option

We need to start counting everyone with any white blood to white. Could you fucking imagine? Most of our blacks are already like 1/3rd white.

I am black ( 2nd Gen) and and we get affirmative action in universities and major help with our college tuition and we also get into colleges with lower grades then non-blacks.
The best part is that my ancestors weren’t slaves at all.

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It actually gets better.
They sold slaves to Arab traders.
Truly feels fantastic.
Indeed.
My ACT/SAT is pretty nice but it allows me to slack off on my grades and become a NEET sorta as long as they don’t get too low.
My Classes are boring anyway, apparenty the Mexican-AMERICAN War is the only topic that has some decent coverage and it’s literally only “haha we took Mexico City XD”

where your parents from bro?

your ancestors were enslaved in their own country by european invaders and whatever part of africa you're from couldn't achieve independence on its own because the europeans crushed all native africans with ease

most black aren't 1/3 white, that's a bullshit meme that for some reason Sup Forumskins believes

>Be argentine in the US
>Bully mexicans