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macron is a nonce.

thoughts

any big bum man in
promise Im not fat, just have a big one

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Tldr

BANES?

my ancestors :)

Worship me as your father and saviour

I assume this is posts by flag per thread?

haven't pulled my bird in 4 days

I'm not Canadian

Aye

Why are there bogwogs in /brit/

there's like 50 words

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I think I got pulled the other night but I'm not really sure

Sim.

Not sure why anyone over thirteen years of age looks to actors/musicians/etc for their opinions on social causes

I'm not Canadian

When I was an eighteen year old lad I creampied a chubby yank girl called Aubrey

for some reason millie bobbie brown's name reminds me of CCR

Lads lads lads
the girlfriend that broke up with me 2 days ago is pregnant
what the FUCK am i supposed to do

picked up some takeout and asked for the gravy for the chips on the side and the balkanshit runts gave me a niggardly amount of 'vy. am having to ration this brown sauce out like its 1947

I know you're all going to >leaf me, but I think I'd be happier under Chinese rule than American rule. We've never had true Canadian rule - as soon as we left Britain's grasp we were controlled by American interests. And look at what they've done with the place.

raise the kid

Real night hours are coming to an end. SAD!

I wish I was Liam Gallagher t.b.h lads

good choon

get a paternity test lad

have we won the ashes yet

move on and spread your seed in a stable patch

don't raise the kid

Hot. I watch this Milf woman on mfc sometimes who's also named Aubrey & is American.

oh fuck me lad, fucking hell...... fucking hell me ladddddddd mannn

>night

it does sound very rednecky

morning benders
morning lad

In Britain are kids told how their country lead to the end of slavery all over the entire world in school?

>I know you're all going to >leaf me, but I think I'd be happier under Chinese rule than American rule. We've never had true Canadian rule - as soon as we left Britain's grasp we were controlled by American interests. And look at what they've done with the place.

YOU SAY THIS EVERY DAY STOP IT

Cut it out

Hope mum isn't putting money through the poker machines again lads.

sometimes he says morning nonce

giz a reason to get up tomorrow

did the sex with a chubby yank girl on Saturday but I couldn't get hard because I was heavily inebriated so I'm not sure if it counts
Wouldn't mind trying again but not when I'm drunk

bongs'll be waking up soon

what do we do

it'll be a lovely crisp tuesday morning tomorrow

you don't really have a choice

we're taught that we were the first western nation to ban slavery

actually america ended slavery

My friend's mum back in the day used to a pretty bad pokie fiend

She used to forget to pick him up from intermediate since she was too busy with them, we used to give him so much shit over it

Actually feel I might only have luck to lose the virginity with a chubby girl 2bh.

remember when i had a yank girl over and she had this fetish where she wanted to be on the phone with someone when she fucked so she called her bro and he picked up
so then right i start picking up the pace and just making her moan and unable to get her words out right
she was really turned on and wet by this point so i keep going and she screams and i can just hear the bro end the call

i hope it was one of you yanks i did that too

He who deserves punishment must be punished. And he who is worthy of favor must be favored. Do not do injury to any living being but be just, filled with love and kindness.' These injunctions are not contradictory because the person who is punished for his crimes will suffer his injury not through the ill-will of the judge but through the evil act itself. His own acts have brought upon him the injury that the executors of the law inflict.

>uk-classroom
>clearly an exam hall
>mediocre white girl up front looking stressed
>afro nigga just chillin like he hasn't got a care in the world

it's so dense

>tomorrow
It's 6:30 lad
toil is already beginning for the commuters

Hmmmmm

bet she's pulled that stunt before and he's sick of it every time

bro as in mate or brother

I work nights
my body clock thinks it's about midnight

girls that dont have flat stomachs are revolting

brother*

god i fucking hope so it turned me on so much

What the Fuck

I spoke to you earlier lad, is it yours?

misogynistic pig

wish i worked nights

now that's just odd
the idea of a girl talking to someone on the phone whilst you're fucking them however, does sound pretty hot

They don't tell you how your nation pushed the Ottoman empire and others around the world to end it? Or how even when you were fighting with Napoleon you kept some war ships down in west Africa to prevent slave trading? Or how you even threatened to blockade Zanzibar unless they shut down the slave market there?

yes hello its me lad

anyone here work out? i just started running in the mornings and doing light weight lifting myself but im very ignorant. any advice?

hate fat men too

Whatever happened to buslad?

advice? gun in the mouth and pull the trigger lad x

can't remember

Throw yourself into the deep end, get a gym membership and lift as heavy as you can and keep increasing it as you gain strength

You can't turn Spanish-speaking fast enough

a bit of tummy is nice ngl

the homos on baltausnz are delusional

mate i'm just saying right now it's all good being a cocky little shitebag but you would not be saying that to my face or you'd get a brisk knock out and brain damage from me stamping on your head making sure its getting knocked off the pavement a few times

business idea: murder everybody who posts on Sup Forums

Haven't washed my hair in a week lads, are you proud of me?

>the lads are waking up

FINALLY fucking sick of yank hours

haven't wanked since thursdee

Join a climbing gym instead

can someone vocaroo this please

Easy to say that when you don't work nights

havent taken a shower in 2 weeks

getting nice and ripe

showering when you haven't in a few days is best

imagine how sick of it you'd be if you're the brother though

Just had a job interview where I said "um" a few times and said "I haven't tried that yet but I'd like to expand into that" for others.

Then the recruiter says afterwards "hey maybe I can squeeze out a higher salary for you"

WHAT DO YOU MEAN A HIGHER SALARY MATE I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO GET THE BLOODY JOB I'M FUCKED AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!

arrogant little student

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Shit up you fucking queer you’ve been spewing your pretentious nonsense all night and I’ve had enough of it

Get out

AAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH PLEASE MR NOSEBERG I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD LITTLE GOY

you could have said it with a bit more enthusiasm and not incredibly monotone lad

>hey maybe I can squeeze out a higher salary for you
what did he mean by this
thats bad right

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Could more women soldiers make the Army stronger?

i wasnt gonna add punctuation since there was none

What's it like? What kind of job?