Why can't we read?

Why can't we read?

Little Irish brains

damn now i know the truth

just a bunch of dumb cunts really

wow rude

steady on ryan

Shitposting necessitates very little reading and writing skills thus the parietal lobe of Aussie has atrophied and made them unable to attain reading skills better than those of a 2nd grader

Give me the executive summary
I'm a busy man

Im sorry what my parietal lobe does not function very well. Please dumb it down for me.

At this rate none of the Australians can read anymore by 2030.