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Toil is good edition

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to the jerk saying i sounded boring on my vocaroo

is this better? vocaroo.com/i/s166gQt47RMt

lei feng was executed for making early threads

fourth for cocaine

we had a good run of about 4 threads going to the bump limit before you turned up cunt

need to get shagged up the arse
not a bender though x

don't care

I remember the last time I tried to call in sick

Mr Toilberg referred me up to Mr Toilstein who referred me to Mr Toilowitz and he said he's got about 20,000 Pakistani immigrants just waiting to be paid half the amount I get paid.

what do you lads think about casual sex?

i quite enjoy it in moderation but someone on Sup Forums says its causing the downfall of civilisation
opinions?

Truly epic good sir

hairs got a lot more volume now that ive stopped washing it

its fun but be safe

paid for 2 abortions in 2017 so far

I personally hate it but that might just be sour grapes what with me being a 'gin

the next post.....is very interesting

To the lad who works in a sweatshop in the last thread I feel your pain

I work as a fruit picker with around 150 Eastern Europeans, none of which speak a lick of English. It’s suffering.

would kill to be britbong desu

be autistic, play vidya and troll all day with no worries

stop posting in these threads.

WITH PARTS MADE IN JAPAN
I AM THE MODERN MAN

you just paid the girl she wasn't pregnant

>paying for abortions

Fucking yanks lol that shits free

how is that any different to being a yank

ha ha time for toil

hate inconsiderate dickheads on soulseek who don't name songs properly
have to go through all my downloads and properly label them

Wouldn't know m8. I'm so fucked up i've never even had sex and I've been embarrassingly close to it.

owned faggot

Just had a box of these for dinner tonight

Feeling like a bit of a shit cunt to be honest

britbong is a vidya streamer/troll

retro

>faggot
FOY

does he pay you to kiss his arse this much?

ATTENTION TOILMEN

Toil transport arrives in T - 10 minutes. This will take you to your designated toil stations. Your toilmaster for today Chaim Mordecai Toilenstein.

I've had two girlfriends and fucked an old lady ask me anything

Attention

Board for toil

I repeat

Board for toil

give me a witty line for my tinder bio lads

>he doesn't use mayo to clean and condition

need a guy to dick me off

forgot my pass can you let us on for free x

thinking about doing some gay things while I'm in college because I have an excuse

no health insurance matei paid planned parenthood directly

planned parenthood doesn't do abortions

>phoneposter
at least I got a free you

*throws you off a roof*

>wasting perfectly good mayo
Are you having a laugh?

yes they do. not all.

No, you will have to buy a ticket or walk
*closes the doors and drives off*

want to do some gay things?

Love some mayo on chips I do

plannedparenthood.org/health-center/massachusetts/boston/02215/greater-boston-health-center-3293-90610/abortion

>toilers are zooming towards their toil stations as we speak

Hate mayo

Love burger sauce

Simple as

no thanks pal, not a bender

not homophobic, just not into it. simple as

Here's a little joke lads haha

What's the most polite condiment?

I work in my manager's office but she's away until Christmas so I have it to myself. I can listen to music and play games and nobody can tell me off!

burger sauce has mayo in it though

toilers cant view this image i.4cdn.org/fit/1511759928911.png

dunno what

how do you know if you've never tried? that's my line of thought

might go beddy byes

May-I

vietnamlad spanks your ladyboy on the bum

what you do

same i've been up all night

havent eaten mayo in a year or two

used to have it on everything: burgers, fries, sandwiches, hot dogs, etc. Pretty much anything with bread

kinda miss it

meeting a lad for a cheeky blowjob at his flat at lunch lads

Listening to Styx: Mr. Roboto
Next up, The Vapors: I think I'm turning Japanese

haha

don't need to try eating a poo to know i wouldn't like it

...

Pitchfork just gave my life a 5.9

wish somebody would stab me with a pitchfork like i did that mouse

I might like sucking on a penis while getting mine sucked. Plus guys are bros. It won't be awkward.

...

Why did the Nazgul not notice the hobbits when he was about a foot away from the tree roots?

wi peopo be lie dis mayo too spisy LMAOOO

On the train to toil

By my face you’d think I was on the way to Treblinka

just had a sainsbury's vanilla donut and a load of pepsi and vodka

sugar is blasting through my system but i've been up for 20+ hours and want to get my head down

mate

rank

...

fuggin wh*te "peeble"

There’s a lad in here getting chatted up by a gay yank

Fucking state of it

want a slag gf

You 'tarded mate?

DELETE

I don't think I'm gay I'm just thinking. I've never tried. As long as they are clean who cares

Ugly fridge with a push-up bra

Look at those goblin hands

I hate commies but If I was Russian in 1915s I probably would have been a commie

He's a big guy

do you mind? I've just eaten

White women want the black cock

...

vocaroo.com/i/s1RfBpMZf5aj

THANK YOU VERY MUCH OH MISTER ROBOTO

black willies white mens arses

I've just realized I'm probably only interested because I'm an 8/10 and I could get at least that. Brit boys are ugly as sin.
Have a good meal

mental

jonathan ross has got his act together

listening to vapourwave

I remember when I was a NEET and would sometimes go to bed at this time. Now I'm about to leave the house, wait in the cold and catch a bus to work where I'll toil thanklessly for 8 hours.

YOU. JUST. KNOW.
blackeeeeddddddd

damn some yank's granny got dicked by a nigger lmao

still too coked up to sleep