another glorious lei feng thread edition
/brit/
first for cocaine
second for cocaine
third for cocaine
love love LOVE autistic chink spam and thread splitting
I will broke your balls.
sixth for cocaine
fukn based
First for a sober, healthy lifestyle
First for Alan blowing his brains out
suddenly fancy some cocaine
First for Alan is a weak little midget
he's a very small man
Um 'eaty
haven't seen beto this morning lads, it's nice. is he back on his medication?
“Kinship and Continuity: Pakistani Families in Britain” [pg. 138]:
“This stated preference [for marrying within the family] presumably has some bearing on actual marriage choices, because most marriages do indeed take place with relatives, particularly with first cousins and other close kin. My analysis of the marriages which have taken place so far (mostly during the past 15 years [the book was originally published in 1988]) among the sons and daughters of 24 first-generation couples (see table 5.1) shows 76% of these marriages to be with kin: 59% with cousins, 17% with other kin. Yet marriages also take place with more distant relatives from the same biradari and, in certain circumstances, with unrelated people including people of other castes."
“[W]e might reasonably expect, with time, a decline in the proportion of marriages to close kin and an increase in the proportion of marriage with non-kin. My own observations, however, suggest that there has been no significant increase in the number of marriages with non-kin, nor any necessary decline in the frequency of close-kin marriage. My analysis of the types of marriage made by 70 young Oxford Pakistanis from 24 households over the last 15 years (table 5.1) show 59% of marriages to be with first cousins (and 17% with other kin, and 11% with non-kin of the same biradari)…. Evidence from West Yorkshire … suggests that the rate of first cousin marriage among British Pakistanis has in fact increased…. In their survey of 100 mostly young Pakistani mothers in the postnatal wards of two West Yorkshire hospitals, Darr and Modell asked the young women they interviewed about their mothers’ marriage. They found that among the young mothers, 55% of marriages were with first cousins, 28% to other close and more distant kin and 15% to non-kin. By contrast, of women in the grand-mother generation, 33% were married to first cousins, 24% with the biradari and 30% to non-kin.“
my tinder bio is professional scumbag
women please form an ordinary queue
>doorknob is waist height
BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
orderly* i meant xxxxx
also alan's been on steroids he said yesterday
He’s a TINY man
lost my virginity about 5 times over the weekend
I'm an oddball even by Sup Forums standards
best way to wind up alan is to insult his intelligence because that's all he's got going for him
anyone fancy a bjj before toil?
breaking down and cooking up the last 2.5g
even the Thai men dwarf Alan
omg... alan's being savagely attacked here. struggling to cope aren't you alan boy
>alan's been on steroids (when it's all natural bby)
>his intelligence. He has that going for him.
Wow you're doing a great job at insults lad. The old self esteem is crushed, CRUSHED ;)
/deutsch/
Bet Alan got the shock of his life when he stepped off the plane and realised he was still a dwarf on the other side of the worlf
wow diversity is beautiful :))) x
>studied at the university of god knows what in fuck knows where
not a very impressive """"intellect"""" to say the least
China?
China.
who the fuck is alan
considering migrating to reddit. don't really understand how it works though, any tips?
Post face Alan I could use a good laugh
at toil
sat behind my desk
t minus 10 minutes
help me
I want to die
I don't want to be a toilsman no more
I dont want to toil on Toilberg's office no more
...
I guess I'm lucky. I have a lot of money and if I wanted I could never work.
Alan genuinely looks like a burns victim
ugly balding dwarf with skyrim character creation face
jog along now ugly little dwarf boy, lets see you run on those stumpy little legs
whats your fascination with this alan lad anyway?
worked in an office that had keyloggers installed on every pc lad be careful that toilenstein isn't monitoring you
he's just a generally weird looking specimen, he should be studied closely for scientific research and merit
...
He is very very ugly
>Don't trust those zionist globalist megacorps me
>Repeal net neutrality because AT&T paid off the senators? don't see a problem with this
I'm posting from my phone. can't access the 'chon on my work computer
why's your eye drooping on the right there, are you having a stroke alan lad.
SOMEONE SAVE ALAN
>did you support Arsenal before the brain injury?
still laugh thinking about that one haha
Yes lads, women in their 30s are the BEST
Why are his eyes so fucking unnerving
your heads got a certain je ne sais quoi about it
cried when my alarm woke me this morning lads
really not sure if I can take much more of this
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
Yeah I agree
going to the credit union. Need to get a loan so i can get some bitcoin
jewish nose
fuck i need to add this one to the collection but im on my phone rn
post this at 6pm GMT please alan
you need some miracle gro on that chest hair lad, looks prepubescent xx
am literally in bed with the cheerleading boi right nowww
last night he made me a roast dinner and we watched hacksaw ridge, and he kept squeaking at all the scary bits and made me cuddle him, even though he is totally ripped and way more muscular than me
i quite simply love life and all of God's creations, its as simple as that
His face just genuinely makes me laugh
Looks like a fish that crawled up into the land and suffered a severe case of PTSD
looks like a respectable honest woman, bet she wouldn't play any games, also doesn't look like a generic kardashian thot like a good 80% of 20-29's do
bit bent
cum tastes good
would smack alan in to next century if he started spewing his "international playboy" shit in my vicinity
will spend her lifetime alone
>the need to mention that the company she slaves as an assistant for, sacrificing her best years for is 'major'
Ah yes capitalism
you gay?
mfw right now
this guy is so cuddly
he has some weird genetic thing so his body temperature is super high all the time, he is like an adorable man-sized hot water bottle
no
mate you constantly brag about the indian GF being some researchdrone at hitachi or whatever
THAT'S CALLED AIDS AND IT ISN'T GENETIC RUN
you sure?
there's a leftypol correlation with liking Alan and disliking Thailad
yeah
just like the taste of cum is all
alan, your thoughts on white genocide?
but gay
Yeah but she doesn't herself, and she's 26 and she has fake tits and a senior R&D engineer is six leagues above an 'assistant'.
She's not the GF anymore but you are being wildly unfair here lad
alan, whats the best way to get rid of heartbreak
ive only ever had mine and a few of my pals
It's not a genocide and calling it that is the best way to never be taking seriously and take attention away from the major replacement of populations that is occurring. Yanks always ruining everything as usual.
how did that happen homo
Get more girls
just boofed .2g of cocaine
but what if you still love her alan
having some fun with slags and cleaning up the mess
nothing gay about it
what the fuck? you weren't even sucking dick?
That's not even gay, that's just gross
No one is that special in a population of millions lad. It's completely irrational to think that. In your formative years, there is a multibillion dollar industry of music and motion picture to condition you for this type of irrationality. But you need to grow up.
ah yes, dublin
shite thread
are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
>females actually think we'd believe this
me last night haha
what if she is from a different population and that is the very thing that makes her special
been up for over 21 hours
>senior R&D engineer
literally just a fancy title for researchdrone, you're average run of the mill wagie
Don't get why you think it's anything special
woooOOOoooww absolute madman
too antisocial to get a gf/have relationships with people, have been for years and its not changing
haha cool man that's mental