Do you guys already have carp in your bathtub waiting for christmas?

do you guys already have carp in your bathtub waiting for christmas?

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Do you shower with the fish during holidays?

yes

I have them on my backyard for 12 years now.. Why would you put them on a bathtub?

shit meme, you do this one day before xmas if you are that kinda person

Does the carp have a name?

John Paul.

I went to a Polish restaurant last Saturday
> żurek
> pierogi
> kiełbasa z cebulą
> gołąbki
> szarlotka
Mniam

Carpy McCarpface

John Paul The Second The Second.

what

>his mum never forced him to kill a desperately flopping carp so she could make a dinner

John paul the second(course)

This is such weird custom. How many poles actually have carp for christmas?

You put your carp in the bathtub for a few weeks prior to eating it on Christmas eve.

It's a layover from the USSR when shop supplies were erratic and most people didn't have fridges.

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carp is a traditional christmas dish here and i think 90% od Poles eat it
but nobody puts them in the bathtum anymore since the invention of fridges

>and to make it up she lets you pour the boiling vinegar water over the fish later

underrated

Do you sall the water or are you eating only eating soft water's fish?

it's also a common christmas dish here
but not with the bathing stuff

A slav here said it was to "wash" the interior of the fish and that they change the water 3-4 times

>main meat on christmas is not either ham or turkey or maybe duck/goose

You just move it to a bucket for a moment.

enjoy going to hell, hethen

It's not about keeping it fresh you double nigger and yes, people still do it, although it's usually just for 24 hours. Carp is a bottom feeder and you have to starve him in clean water to clean its bowels from stinky slime, then you kill it, wash it and keep it in fat milk. Then it's nice, fat and delicate with no bottom-of-the-pond stink. No wonder people say carps are disgusting when they only eat them smelling like shit.

why would anybody do that to themselves? are you a masochist sir?

Turkey > Inland Fish > Duck > Seafish > Pork
Its that simple

Fuck off man, food is the one thing that is good here. Shame that most of the traditional cuisine gets forgot
>tfw czernina (duck blood soup), venison with honey and gingerbread or boar with fruits are basically extinct now and most of the population has never tried any of these

>Turkey > Inland Fish > Duck > Lamb > Seafish > Pork

Fixed for you

>doesn't have a Christmas ham
Don't make me say it.

We enjoy Ham as breakfast and the similar.
And Pork Rib, marinated and cooked properly, as a holiday meal.

Thank you greatest friend.
You saved the day.
Have a nice morning. (?)

>he doesn't know about christmas capon.
You motherkucking inbred salmon eater. Tastless piece of a turd

Barbaric

I like it

is that karp poop on the lower left

poland poor no fridge

So basically you get somebody to free raise a castrated cluck?
And because it is, it can be sold for its true worth?
And it tastes different?
I would honestly prefer carp for Christmas eve. And then the cluck McDuck for special occasions.

We actually don't eat any meat here for Christmas with the exception of fish.

fish are friends not food

>czernina
trash

>t. fish

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what if i want to have 2 carps on the same bathtub? is that allowed?

yes and you can even do 3
but do NOT do 4

I have some guppys in a fish tank

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THAT?

Where the fuck do you bathe?
>those shit pellets

pinnacle of polish culture

carp lake

fascinating