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/ausnz/ Edition

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First for I really wish I had a bf

second for i really wish i had a sissy kiwi bf

third for having a nice, polite and friendly thread.

Fourth for being unhappy with how I look

fifth for depression and sadness

I'm sure you look stunning buddy.

Lmao!
I wish mate.

Good morning everyone

Looks like I've got another day of nothing ahead of me

Good morning.
No work today?

Nope I only work weekends

How's your morning going?

>I only work weekends
Ahhh I see.
>How's your morning going?
Good buddy.
I thought it was gonna be a bit cloudy and maybe get a break from the heat
but... no it's already fucking cooking.
How about you m80?
Whats the plan for the day?

had a falling out

I'm good but I dunno what I'm gonna do today, might go out to see my grandparents
>get a break from the heat
I wish

With who? Not your future wife

with myself

how is microsoft not bankrupt
why should it take more than 1 second to view an image
why do i have to wait 4 seconds just to see a jpg file

the successful people left /balt/
the losers stayed

Your computer has a virus

come back mikoto we need you

yeah
windows 10
the photos ""app"" is shit

last post EVER
my next post
AMA

What's you favorite colour?

Eat shit mikoto
Your pc is shit

miami sunset yellow

Very good answer

Just sneezed.
More updates at 12.

Do Australians also forget that Darwin exists?
Feel like Perth at least aligns with the rest of Australia laterally. Darwin's all the way up with weird places like Timor and Indonesia.

Maybe it actually doesn't exist, maybe it's just a prank. "Haha, we've put a Western city up facing the weird poor part of Asia. No, you can't see it. Qantas is closed for the winter, mate."

what will you do when ww3 comes?
w..we wont kill each o..other r..right?

hide with my favourite liechtensteiner sissy in some fancy swiss bunker

I'm sure you'd be safe my friend.
You'd be safe and sound while the rest of the world burns.

I'll probably be hiding on my island at the edge of the world

Don't think you're escaping our wrath chocolate nigger.

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Might go to the Chatham Islands for good measure if things do kick off.

i am no sissy dont start this smug stuff again

i want to come with you instead of the lith

but i want to fight and tell cool war stories after
or die a hero for my country

also it would be pretty cramped in there and probably hot and we would be all alone while the whole world burns around us.
desu this is pretty nice when you think about it, to sit in a bunker while all falls down around you and then come out to explore the wasteland
and for the time between we can do stuff in the bunker like play monopoly or something
stop making me think so much about that stupid lith

Aren't they just a big empty place of nothingness and death

My current plan rn is to get a job in Wellington or Auckland and after I've lived in nz on work visa long enough, apply for citizenship and do freelance comp sci work as far away from civilization as possible on the south island with my future wife and kids. I already have a gf so I promise I won't fuck your women :^)

There is a tiny town there, about 600 people live on the island.

It'd be like a nice holiday
That sounds like a good plan, although I would recommend to stay away from Auckland if possible
>I promise I won't fuck your women :^)
Doesn't bother me, have as many kiwi women as you like

Yeah I went to NZ this past summer. Auckland was very meh. Wellington was lovely though. I'd also consider Christchurch (as long as I get a sturdy house lol), but I feel like anything smaller than Wellington would be pretty limited for international jobs.

Speaking of Auckland are the Tongans still kicking up a fuss?
I saw on the morning news they're still fucking protesting.

Wellington's a cool place although Christchurch is shit, I'd also check out Dunedin, it won some competition and got gigabit fibre so it has a decent amount of tech related jobs

will we then live like robinson carouso?
pretend we discovered that island and make things there
that would be fun

Tfw no bf

Wellingtons actually really boring imo

I've only been there a couple of times and I liked it. It couldn't be worse than Christchurch

life as a permahorny trapslave doesnt sound so bad

luckily i am not a trap and not day

Why do you hate Christchurch?
Nice quads buddy.

ur a homo fag lol

>not day
What does that mean

not gay I guess

i am not gay ffs

I lived there and there was never anything interesting (other than the MtG shop)

Fair enough m8

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I don't even want to sleep but I want to skip to tomorrow morning.

Oh sorry I didn't realize I ruined your meme.

Wouldn't worry about it buddy.
Why don't ya want to sleep?

Hmm that's a difficult question. I suppose it's because my human energetical system has not yet been depleted for this circadian cycle.

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Just drink a bunch and black out, if you're lucky you might skip all of tomorrow

11 am - I have arrived.

Welcome, welcome.

...

What the fuck, I was reading a book and noticed it has pages out of order, that's very annoying I guess I'll go read something else then

B

Do you sleep?

Australia is in BF1 now
youtu.be/KmHfz6ak2wg

B

Are the French in it yet?

Me on the left

fuck now I'm obligated to buy this map pack
I sure as hell ain't buying battlefield premium though

>burgers coming to our country and taking our jobs
looks like Winston has failed me once again, we're fucked mates

Look who crawled outta bed.

And just what time do you call this?

s-shut up

good morning

How's it going?
Got any plans for today?

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
This summer will be the death of me.

B

Not much
but I'm going swimming again this afternoon so that should be nice, gonna do some shopping before as well

B

>going swimming
That sounds like heaven desu

B

Sleepy...

Gonna have a nap?

Might do actually.
Feeling a bit sluggish.

Flightless NZ-chan is a cute! CUTE!

Home from work.

What did everyone do today?

Fuck all, I read for a while and then sat around on my laptop

Very productive dauy

I terminated some guy who tried to put money from Cuba into the bank. Also had kfc for lunch which I only usually do once a year and it made me feel a little ill.

>KFC
I find it's way too greasy a makes me feel ill, if I was to go to a fast food place for lunch I'd probably go to burger king

I really am I loss as to what could make someone want to live in Melbourne.

From the blazing sun changing to inclement hail in less than an hour, the hundreds of thousands of immigrants that don't speak English, the 1 bed apartments that cost 500,000 and the education system which absolutely favours women. I really don't know

T. Melbournite

I hate most fast food in general desu.
Come live in Sydney instead user. :3

Wow, that doesn't sound pleasant

But I'm not chinese

It hurts desu.