safe Iran edition
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I've got a feeling this engagement won't last. Something about that interview with him and that 56% seemed off. The chemistry wasn't right. I almost felt like she wasn't taking it seriously.
bitcoin
How do I turn my bitcoin into fiat?
how much toil would a toilsman toil if a a toilsman could toil toil?
watching that program First Dates on channel 4
don't particularly enjoy being reminded that people younger than me don't have autism and can hold conversations
I had a job interview today with the council. IT auditing. I don't know what the fuck auditing even is. Had to look it up, sounds like one of those things where people who don't know what they're talking about collectively agree to name things in bullshit terms to make it sound like a profession
only made 4 grand since august
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Hate toil, love money
simple as
Toil on my brain
Toil intruding into every waking thought
is Melbourne that bad? I've not been yet myself but previous flatties said they were very disappointed by it - and they're brazilian
alri Mehdi
gonna invest in ethereum in 2018
execute all bitcoiners
literally have lost count of how many bitcoin in my wallet i just have too many
sue
>have £50k and a good business idea
if you had one shot... would you take it, or let it slip?
*8 mile starts playing*
why 2018?
like 'consulting'
what the fuck is that lol
Israel will have US invading Iran before 2019
soon you'll see
there are financial auditors like accountants who check companies balance books to make sure they're not committing fraud
also at my call centre our calls and files get "audited" internally to make sure we aren't telling customers to fuck off and fobbing them off (except if you're smart you can avoid being caught)
quite the auditing expert me
MAWMS SPAGHEDDI
Was walking to toil at 9am this morning and saw some girl in work clothes having a smoke + red bull at the same time.
Truly dire
I would invest it all in Bitcoin, wait 5-10 years, and then never have to work again.
consultants are leeches, blood sucking parasites, never trust ANYONE who says they're a consultant
the most powerful man in the world
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>2019
THIS ONE'S OPTIMISTIC
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Melbourne is a bona fide dump. Even the Chinese say it's shit. Pure marketing brilliance, simple as.
the song is actually Lose Yourself
TOIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>also at my call centre
love melbourne wish i lived there
>I had a job interview today with the council. IT auditing. I don't know what the fuck auditing even is. Had to look it up, sounds like one of those things where people who don't know what they're talking about collectively agree to name things in bullshit terms to make it sound like a profession
living on the thin line
oooooooo
tell me now what are we supposed to do
should i cop this?
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>leftists
our israeli relations have been going down the shitter for years now
trick some bugger into buying it off you
toil on the morrow but my boss has planned for me to do the decent tasks all day
there is literally n-nothing wrong with working in a call centre
calculating 2+2-1 in a quick fashion
what about muh culture? isn't it supposed to be where all the art/music scene is at
why
latest tune
ps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53-LCHbuQlA
All I've managed to gain by looking into IT auditing is, it's just a fancy method and way of looking for things that could stop working or get a virus and how that would affect an organisation. Then writing about.
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get this one it's better
TOIL ON THE MORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!
*calls you*
Fuck off we're full
not even gonna brainlet you, just feel sorry for you lad, hang in there
do you ever hang up on niggers?
>Fodera
LOL
their job is to get their foot in the door, then use fear to extract as much money out of you as possible while "fixing" made up problems
Also at this interview, I was asked "the big question" according to them, if "in my opinion" a network can always be 100% secure
I said fuck no, never.
wish I had a job
then what would he do all day?
lmao
It's really not that bad. Especially if its a small local company with a couple lads in their 20s, can be banter.
get off your fucking arse then and get one
love calling customer support then bullying the call center employees about their shitty jobs lmao
Buslad?
im trying
that is correct, good job mate
I work at a call centre. I rip niggers like you apart every day.
*rips you a new arsehole*
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the chad threat
the virgin flee
3 inch willy lad?
Why don't you start Ireland's first fishery?
wrong answer kiddo, your fired
what the fuck is lmao
possible you are confusing an actual cybersecurity job (which requires a proper degree + high level autism) and an "IT auditor" job where you are probably a glorified digital beancounter who manually checks what other beancounters enter into spreadsheets for typing errors
>hang in there
by my neck hopefully any day now
I've worked here for ~18 months and never had to terminate a call for abuse reasons. If they get mad I just absorb it like a sponge and say "mhm yeah I understand". I don't think the callers appreciate how little the people on my end care. At the end of the day I go home and their problems do not remotely affect me. I'm just paid by the company to sit in a chair as the first-line defense to allow the higher-ups to actually do work.
p__ n_____
try harder
>not a fish in town or boat at sea
LOL
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I see a peng girl then I pose
>Nova is here
can't swim even though I live on an island. mental.
You've got to be a brain dead mong to care about any 'culture' outside of NGV
Nah I looked into it. I have qualifications and a background of IT for 8 years, just not auditing. We're a remote office and the IT manager on the clients site is the person who corresponds with us
is it rude to call up a shop the minute they open?
not like you'll need to swim the channel anytime soon
you swam ur mums fanny fastest cell you were
Had to get the bus with all the schoolgirls in it, to work today. Must fap soon
giv potat gf
Welp... looks like we've arrived at this point again. Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.
You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."
Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.
got myself into a right situation here lads
currently renting a room in a ghetto part of london with two flatmates from the ol' continent (southern europeans) who don't speak english that well
no you cuck
oo igger
lmao he fell for the bitcoin meme
You don't NEED fiat anymore mate, you've got bitcoin :^)