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Hila edition

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/brit/ more like /shit/ lmoa

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good post

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Anyone play TF2 and/or watch this guy?

hmmm, the nigger is triggered

wow he said the n word

*Makes a joke about the holocaust*

guys who use the n-word are literally underages

>new at 252
janny get your gun, get your gun, get your gun...

Imagine thinking this is an argument.

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Scraped the FUCK out of my hand, lads
Feels like it's burning

hot guys on tinder think im really attractive when they can only see my face

i can see the disappointment in their face when i meet them in person. so i made sure to include my body in pictures now.

reckon all of us (with maybe the exception of beto) should be busy impregnating women right now.
Believe it or not we're quite above average in intelligence compared to the rest of the normie population meaning it's very important that our genes pass on to guarantee a smarter future generation and that we're not burdened with another generation of normie brainlets. We're surrounded by brainlets these days because clever people like us haven't been having kids any more.

Make Anglicanism Catholic Again

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watching american assassin. it's not really very good, but there are lots of paki terrorists getting rekt in it so it's watchable

how many guys have you slept with

/brit/ more like /lat/ aaaaj

hi cer0n

>sitting outside in uni waiting for my class
>girl walks up to the table I'm sitting at even though there are other open tables, asks me if the seat is taken, and sits down after I say no
Must not be horribly ugly if she wasn't afraid of sitting next to me

business idea: a country with Russian social attitudes with Western European standards of living

I'm not a guy, can I use the word nigger then?

It'll be worth it to lose the weight then you'll easilt be able to find a good looking british bf.

now you answer a question, everyone knows americans like southern english accents, how do they feel about northern ones?

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Where was it presented as an argument?

is your pic related facial structure common in your country?

need a latina gf
Pls be mine I'm WELSH

Post culo and I'll tell you

CULOmbian

Pre-2000 America

Did you talk to her or were you a spastic?

just realized ive said loads of embarrassing shit in front of my roommattes alexa

is it possible this stuff gets leaked?

>Islam
>6
all London

positive trend, if true

She probably just assumed you were too much of a spaz to talk to her and that she'd be able to study next to you

I'm posting here what the fuck do you think lad haha

Yay, I get to be a /brit/ celebrity like Alan and Jeffrey

6.

3 bfs, 1 drunken one night stand because i thought I was supposed to, 2 fwb.

the drunk one night stand was from tinder. he ghosted me

miss the ex lads she used to do all kinds of sexual things that no other gf would

amazon has admitted that they advertise to you based on what your alexa hears you say

so it's basically confirmed it's always listening and you can BET the NSA has a deal with amazon where they can listen in

>more /lat/ immigrants

NEED to marry the chubby yank lass

>She probably just assumed you were too much of a spaz to talk to her and that she'd be able to study next to you
NO HAHAHAHAHAHA

when you and the lads are coming back from the pub on christmas day and find a bunch of filthy puritans burning vestments and altar rails

how much did she eat beforehand to shit like that

Why do all the Anglican churches have to put gay flags on the front? The one near me has a flag at least 5 times as big as the cross on top.

all girls will do the things you want eventually, you just have to wear them down and make them feel like prudes if they wont or that they're selfish but not directly obviously

She didn't study she just used her phone until I left a minute later
If I wasn't a spaz I wouldn't talked to her

Not really, lad. Our darkies are somewhat more pure than the American ones, if I'm to be completely honest with you.

>tfw a fatty has had more sexual partners than me
you must be pretty

night lads

>More /brit/ jewess spam

its a lot more fun when they actually want to do it though

to let you know they're not like MOST white christians ASSHOLES they're progressive and jesus was like a communist revolutionary and stuff :)

good night

Not so smug now are you, brit boys?

nighty-night, may Allah give you the best wet dream

aussies are all funny
-the one who is a loser and can't talk to girls
-the one who miss his ex gf
-the one who has an horrible gf

yeah but girls with weird kinks like that aren't gf material because they're fucked in the head so it's a tradeoff

vanilla gfs for ltr

Sounds like a shithole

Protip: you can't be disappointed if you expect life to be shit and a struggle

not true at all, she was by far my best gf and wife material in the way she behaved in and out of the bedroom. Honestly its my biggest regret

wacky bruce

this
I'm rarely dissapointed

turns out the religous poll isn't /brit/ exclusive

Never disappointed but still miserable

post the average qt around you please

thanks for the images btw, I'm the user that told you to come here earlier

The Anglican Church of Canada along with most of the current Canterbury communion is a complete gongshow. My Church is part of the Traditional Anglican Communion and flies the Union Jack and the Maple Leaf.

girls with kinks are either mentally ill or developed their fetish with an exbf and are therefore used goods

nice girls dont have fetishes

all me

if you're not an apathetic agnostic you're a mong

>, she was by far my best gf and wife material in the way she behaved in and out of the bedroom. Honestly its my biggest regret
Your bitch is already having with a chad while you are shitposting here LOL

considering messaging the lass I (tried) shagging on Saturday just asking if she got her assignment done

not really sure if it's socially acceptable though and if she would really want me to message her

Could be worse then

every day I have the blues

beto, don't be mean

Do you have Kik?

she was a virgin before me and wasn't mentally ill, just had a good sex drive and liked to please me (even danced)

>implying that only some women are mentally ill
give over
they're all nutters

Was baptised in a Ukrainian Catholic Church in Canada

Like I'd want a pasty jewish girl, as if

Be my gf

I will miss Beto when he leaves/dies

VERY clever Bruce, quite the detective...

>she was a virgin before me

so where did she get the fetishes from? must have watched a lot of degenerate porn or she's lying.

>(even danced)

LOL wasn't a virgin lad

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>she was a virgin before me and wasn't mentally ill, just had a good sex drive and liked to please me (even danced)
she is already having oral sex with other """lad""

wallpapers ranked from most to least fedora (note: higher numbers are not necessarily good, just less fedora)

1. anime
2. toned down anime
3. reference to massively popular film/tv series
4. nude women
5. reference to less popular/obscure film/tv series
6. cars/brand names or logos
7. geometric
8. nature scene
9. picture of friends/family
10. default wallpaper

thoughts?

Beto is actually a fragile soul, he'll ignore any negativity in case it drives him to reflection

yes

I don't have any, lad. Not really into the nogs down here, if I'm to be completely honest with you.

No

At least know it definitely wasn't you ahahaha

quintessential yank post

where do video games fit in?

>all those white hands

Fake and gay

It's good I think
8 master race

How to forget when this aussie said that he is trying to do interesting things to attract his ex gf again HAHAAHHAHAHA

it's a fact. if a girl has fetishes she has daddy issues and is a slut or she's fucked other guys and developed them that way and is a slut.

there's no exception