/balt/

THE /balt/
THE ONE AND ONLT /balt/

only*

And so the saga of lithweeb continues...

that banquet looked like an aussie flag for a split second

Fuck off

inb4 gay weeb embarrassments

the book is boring
just wanted to say that

>t. communist

I'm 1.3% baltoid, this is my thread.

how many of you have fapped to shota

only to lolis

no im not when you are interested in overwritten and verbose ramblings then its interesting

sounds like a lie
into the oven you go

Latvian volksturm? More like grease for russian tanks

why are asian artists so nice?

if dubs then my test in 2 hours is super easy
if singles then it's of normal difficulty

love you too

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what's the test?
what ever madman think what you want

Linear algebra

Oh
Good luck

Cocks...

gay

Night night.

>go to big chain bookstore
>pick up Mein Kampf, Lolita, and The God Delusion
>waiting in line for ages
>light up a stogie
>start loudly chatting up old ladies and families in line next to me
>thumb through the expensive knick-knacks next to the checkout, knocking several onto the floor, and repeatedly tell my fellow line-goers to “look at all this horseshit”
>complain that there are too few cashiers per customer, allege that this is the fault of “kikes”
>finally reach the checkout
>array the books so their covers are all facing up
>toss them onto the counter in a radial formation, all facing directly at the cashier, a slightly overweight girl in her early 20s
>she looks down at them and pauses, her jaw dropping in disbelief as the fuhrer himself stares back up at her
>blow smoke into her face and ask “some kind of problem, toots?”
>she coughs and nervously stutters the name of the book, as if to verify that someone could ever purchase it intentionally
>“yeah” I reply, before placing my index finger on the cover of Lolita, and leaning across to her side of the counter
>“and this one’s about a pedophile”
>her face is now wan with shock and horror
>“oh my god,” she mutters
>“God’s dead, honey”
>everyone around us goes dead silent
>pick up the books and leave without paying
>no one even calls security

>things that never happened

>čiongas vėl veikia
pagaliau

he's beautiful on the inside

Einu pamiegoti

tada pyzdink iš čia. Ate

Cocks...

Why hello

hello how are you doing how did you find this place?

>hello how are you doing
good now that I found this place
this looks very good
>how did you find this place?
well only because you asked so nicely I will answer you
just as I was browsing /y/ someone mentioned Sup Forums and /balt/ so I checked it out and here I am

>this looks very good
Thank you for these kind words
what yours favorite thing about this place?
>just as I was browsing /y/ someone mentioned Sup Forums and /balt/ so I checked it out and here I am
ohh really? I wonder who keeps doing that all over the place

>what yours favorite thing about this place?
most likely your brilliant taste in the japanese
entertainment and manga
do you have a waifu though?
>ohh really? I wonder who keeps doing that all over the place
So it isn't you? weird then

Ohai anons!
What should I write in the airbnb review? It was a very cute old house next to the Katarina passage in Tallinn
How do I warm up their hearts? :3

Gaysex (/>w

>do you have a waifu though?
many many of them too many to name from Saber to Hanekawa from Hanekawa to Yukino
>So it isn't you? weird then
no I don't advertise this place outside of Sup Forums really

>How do I warm up their hearts? :3
gift them an anime figurine desu
>BEING a waifu slut
grim
>Saber,Hanekawa,Yukino
wonderful taste
>no I don't advertise this place outside of Sup Forums really
Well I see why not?

there is nothing wrong with having more than one waifu bro
>Well I see why not?
just don't feel like it

>there is nothing wrong with having more than one waifu bro
yes there is
God is against that....
>just don't feel like it
okay gotcha

>God is against that....
Fuck God then hahahahahaha

you aren't religious?

not really desu
are you?

also not at all its just many people here in this country are

also I forgot to ask perhaps you have a daki? cause I want one

actually I do have one
it has a megumin on it cause she is the best girl
don't you have one?

>actually I do have one
wow lucky I too want to get one

then get one

soon

badum
tss

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Cocks...

>it has a megumin on it cause she is the best girl
My man.

fag
Did you know that she doesn't even pee?

Crimson demons don't pee. I know this.

where does all the bacterias go then?...
sounds like a conspiracy

absolute madman

haha
Kowno > Wilno

why are you talking with yourself

rude
>why are you talking with yourself
baseless accusations

>rude
Nope that is true. Kowno gets better and Wilno gets worse with its almost falling Gedimino pilis tower

>baseless accusations
Hmm that guy surely posted just like you. Who was that guy?

>Kowno gets better and Wilno gets worse with its almost falling Gedimino pilis tower
true true
still rude
>Who was that guy?
he said he came here from /y/ because someone linked it there

>Kowno
Sounds like Gowno

Oh come on it's not that rude.
>he said he came here from /y/ because someone linked it there
Oh wow what a coincidence
>don't know what is that board
>check it out
>gay stuff
oh wow that guy is gay

>Oh wow what a coincidence
why did I write this

>Oh come on it's not that rude.
Yeah I guess its not
>oh wow that guy is gay
maybe he was just looking for the yuri board and just wrote in /y/...

NO
>MosCOW

>maybe he was just looking for the yuri board and just wrote in /y/...
Well he made a mistake then

remember that hentai where they buy a cowgirl for milk and then he fucks her and impregnates her lol

Hello I came from /x/

actually I think it was his mom who bought it
Why hello
How are you?

>tfw no big titty gf

>saggy disgusting cowtits

>3DPD

>not wanting to stick your six inch cock inside thicc girl

faggot

I got a 7.5 "inch" and wouldn't do it ever on that.

>wanting your dick to be in a 3DPD hole used by other men hundreds of times
>wanting a 3DPD which will get old and stale
>not getting a perfect 2D waifu which will never get old and forever love you

What a coincidence I have seen that hentai today. I needed to see it for my science project obviously

Do whatever you want it's your life not mine

>Why hello
>How are you?
Pretty good do you like creepy and scary stuff?

BOOOOOO

...

what a weird science project haha
>Pretty good do you like creepy and scary stuff?
Yes I do like scary and creepy stuff
why are you asking?

>what a weird science project haha
Yes I was comparing normal cows to anime cows you know the looks how they reproduce and other stuff

>how they reproduce and other stuff
so into what conclusion did you come to?
so you are into 3D cows too? pretty weird but its okay I accept you

Me too, I'm just curious.

...

Oh okay

I can't really tell you a lot because I'm still in the middle of that science project, but I can tell that anime cows are obviously more arousing
>so you are into 3D cows too? pretty weird but its okay I accept you
pffffffffffff no absolutely not kek I'm not a zoophil e as I said this is only for science

Just don't spoop your pants or anything

Who is this guy

>

too slow see this

>I can't really tell you a lot because I'm still in the middle of that science project,but I can tell that anime cows are obviously more arousing
you are at a right path continue on please
>pffffffffffff no absolutely not kek I'm not a zoophil e as I said this is only for science
pretty weird science project imo
talking from experience ?

Blame my shitty RSS feed app senpai.

that pooleshit probably

>phoneposters
cancer