Everything you say in this thread has to rhyme.
Admit it, Turkroaches aren't worth a dime.
swedes pretend to be white but they ain't
compared to their coalburning women ours are saints
I never heard a Swede complain
because they know resisting would be in vain
Americans pretend to be 49% white,
but their skin is as black as the night.
Yesterday I met a Swiss.
On his face was a lot of jizz.
When I see your flag I will gladly piss
on it, you can't take this diss
My toilet was cleaned by filthy poles,
for food I gave them a bunch of moles
The teeth of the brits will never be as white as the French flag
Theit women don't have big tits, do you know what I'm getting at?
I am the Germ which rots your immune system
I am ready for a fucking cataclysm
When me and my homies come nearby
you better fucking say Sieg Heil
or else we blitzkrieg the shit out of you
because we want to watch the whole world burn
here, take this mic, it's your turn!
Everything you say in this thread has to rhyme
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you are right, I cry because of your stupidity
you are mad because you lack creativity
your cunt is famous for gay saunas and nothing else
oh wait you got raped by swedes and russians, that I can tell
all you can do is create shitty memes
I really hope you die in your sleep
Cmon you can do better
dude it's all just bants
don't take it so seriously
I insulted only your country, not you personally.
We can still be friends.
Your blitzkrieg is weak, you made Stalin laugh
Couldn't even give all the Jews a proper bath
Musso was a joke, you thought he was dope
He invaded Greece, yet the fag couldnt cope
I'm Greek, I'm street, I am alpha, I am in
Your whiny pathetic ass belong in the trash bin
Rhymes so weak I thought they are made of tin
Miss me with that shit, can't even beat the Finn.
i am albanien proud
and i the serbian pound
She stole my heart
Destroyed it into pieces
Made some abstract art
That were great masterpieces
Now I have to complete my heart's puzzle
To fall in love with another girl
Hoping to make the best couple
Out of this copy of a pearl
user
My rhymes are made of steel, that's why Stalin was jealous
he was speechless for 2 weeks because he saw me and my fellas
Don't think you're tough, because your country is mountainous.
But you are right in saying what a coward Musso was.
Should have picked better allies but what can you do?
If the entire world gangs up on you and your crew.
My heart is so cold, it caused the winter of Moscow
you're think you're so bold, but when you hit I say only 'Ow'
when I hit I send shockwaves through the entire planet
If that is the case Britain says only 'Damn it'
Surrounded by trash is exactly where I am
so please acquire the cash, pay your debts and join my jam.
what is this pathetic disgrace
to cause the proper placement of my fist to your face
fucking your bitch me and your sister
are closer than playing twister there's no space
little german cuck taking rogaine your future generations the type to crash planes
how does it feel to go extinct you twink
the new 56% what will happen to german beers after your country can't drink?
enjoy your sisters half turkish kid ill make sure she overdoses on some flids and you know that german blond cuck over there? claims its his kid!
What is this shit? A brit?
your mouth is bigger than your moms clit.
i'll gladly admit, I would commit
mass murder, to wipe you out, kid
You're fucking messing with the wrong guy.
I will punch you to a pulp till your teeth fly.
And then I high-five, my homies
Your friends are fucking bronies,
I will exterminate you with style.
Your rhymes sound like an ape wrote it.
Guess what, I don't give a single shit.
I give fewer fucks than you ever fucked.
You're cuck, who thinks he is tough.
We call you island monkeys for a reason.
On your shitty land it rains every season,
From all the crying,
Give me a reason to come over and finish the job
you are trying to hard, you disgusting slob.
So watch me as I fuck the queen.
Your biggest hero is Mr. Bean.
You think I am mean,
you are fat and I am lean.
Enough said, let all of that,
sink in
WW3, this time we will win!
OP is a huge fag
Sucking cocks makes him gag
I'm not really German
Just ignore my flag
Cease these jokes before my sides burst
just like all the cocks OP makes bust
autism: the thread
Fight me in a real rap battle faggots, or don't you have enough brain cells?
I already exterminated the Brit
I will gladly rip you apart, uncreative fuckers.
I like your thread, my dear neighbour le Boche
and will support it even though it'll mainly be tosh,
so have this (you), this bump and I'll lurk
and continue to observe this cirque,
until perhaps I may be inspired
for bringing others down, it never gets me tired.
OP started it first
By his mama he was never nursed
I'll shove my cock in his mouth
And gladly quench his thirst
does it have to be racist bullshit as well?
Dude it's a rap battle.
It needs to get under the skin. We are on Sup Forums, not in a fucking class room.
And no, it doesn't have to be racist. You can write whatever you want.
I wasn't nursed? Maybe I was cursed.
But even the biggest curse is still better
than your pathetic existence,
I will shoot you with my beretta.
I am a virus in the whole fucking system.
you already admitted that you're fag.
Why am I not surprised by that?
You take it up the ass, every night,
and then you brag
about the fact that your asshole isn't tight.
You're too dumb to write more than 2 sentences,
I will gladly let you feel my vengeance,
when I bury you 2 feet below, no offense.
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who's the brit senpai
didn't you read my rhymes
go throw your tantrums elsewhere don't come back alive
if you read my ting you could tell my sign
i'm a turk you cuck if you're going to say my nationality at least make sure that it's mine
Everyone knows that you make Döners out of rat,
nobody is alive after eating that.
We will never let you in the European Union.
Why? Because you smell like an Oriental onion.
I don't need an onion to make me cry.
Looking at your hairy mom is enough, I'm not gonna lie.
It's sad you are a shaped like a muffin.
Your rhymes are underbaked, let me show you my oven.
Go pray to your god Erdogan,
Don't fuck with fuckers above your league, Lan!
the dumb cuck proves his worth once again
he's got no brain either that or he's aged about ten
no sane man thinks turks run kebab stands
cus senpai that's the kurdish occupation you cumrag
they're like the stuntman pretending to be turkmans
or maybe you're just dumb man
and who said anything about erdogan
i dont rate him, you must do since you stated him
who the fuck are you to be saying lan anyway
it's our word you're fucking with a heavyweight
this thread is autistic
germans are autistic
i am bad at rhyming
we invented rhyming tho my black brother
im not your brother nor am i black
you are my least favorite di*spora poster
worse then ikibey
im still bad at thyming
Start rhyming right now
Or go on some other thread now
If you had learned some poetry before now
You'd be able to rhyme before now
Like me now
of course you can't rhyme
subhuman wh*te
because you're not greek
you make me sick
o laf öyle denmez
çoban eti yenmez
çoban seni yatırır
kıllı kıllı batırır
Keep it to yourself
U autistic melt
Retarded brown elf
Diyarbakır spawn of hell
Observe, world, this faggot from Chile!
His wit is as stumped as his willy,
"das rayciss!" he cries like a little bitch
unable as he is to produce even kitsch.
I must say, I'm pleasantly surprised
by the talent of this German, unrecognised
by the world, because of the British foul-mouth
always bringing down the sense of humour of the Kraut.
Perfidious Albion, it's certainly not a joke
although nowadays he's just a pitiable bloke,
when you'd meet him in the streets you'd give him 10 cents
out of charity, because of the turn of events
that brought down their once-famed Empire
to the present situation, that we all know is quite dire,
spooning his meatloaf because he had to bin that knife,
Pakis and queers taking the piss on his way of life.
So children everywhere, pay attention, and take note
so you don't have to end up like this British bloke!
"We rule the waves" he said, "we'll never be slaves!"
these words now, how hollow, ancestors turning in their graves
TV licenses today their police's first priority
to cover up the fact that they have no real authority.
So, Nigel, George and Miles, are you with me so far?
better practice your line already: "Allahu ackbar!"
everybody from 3-1-3
put your motherfucking hands up and follow me
:'(
Hello, can I please have a large kebab,
with extra onions please, I really like that.
And garlic sauce, but please hold the cum
as I know what you did there, I'm not that dumb.
And please give me a beer to go
it's not because you're muslims, that we have to follow the autism of Mo
maybe if he would have drank a beer or two
he wouldn't have turned out to be such a killjoy jew,
and you second)hand Greeks wouldn't have turned out
to be loving so much the Arab cock in your snout.
I like going to LAN-parties with a smirk,
not because I like video games,
but because I enjoy shooting Turks
I don't even know my victims names.
Kurd sounds like Turk only backwards.
What is even the difference?
I pray to god that your caliphate rots.
All the same shit, I wipe you out of existence.
And my god's name ain't Allah,
during the crusade we were stars.
Stars who will start a new one, I say it every day.
And the next time we come, we will fucking stay!
Lan is your word you say?
Funny, because you don't live on their clay.
Stop with your funny Maymays, okay?
Try going to Turkey and act like a Turk
and tell me: Who will not treat you like a turd?
You're a Brit now, at least accept it.
Stop being schizophrenic, fuck off with your lies to Reddit.
Heavyweight? Are you mad, mate?
You're a fake, this is not even a debate.
You keep saying Senpai, but you ain't Japanese
you don't even have an identity, half of your genepool is in Greece!
Here we have a kraut creating a good thread
and all the fags, lacking talent, are afraid to speak up.
They cower and squirm in the presence of real talent,
their silence is deafening, being very ungallant.
They see the Kraut and the non-country crushing them up
winning indisputably Sup Forums's banter cup.
Otherwise loud-mouths, their silence is now deafening,
as a result their standing clearly ever lessening.
They shut up and whimper because they can't rhyme
all can witness now they aren't worth a dime.
I have to thank my neighbour to the east for creating this thread,
I never dreamt of gazing at these faggots' silent death,
while I touch my penis, I admit, it pleases
to watching them while it stutters and freezes;
the autism is getting stronger
belgium is gay
i dont have a work
thus i dont get pay
but at least i dont like cock
like the stupid belgians
who also like waffles
and jizz as facials
coming from mudslimes
like the filthy turk
that is always posting bullshite
i hate that fucking fuck
germans are fagots
like op the fagot
hes a fucking fagot
and thats all i got
no wait theres more
like the fag from singapore
always yearning for some dick
lower your pants you sissy prick
im gonna put it in
i wish the turk died though
it keeps coming back
his cunt is shit
and he thinks he is black
You see white boy we got some history.
Why we were ever allies is a great mystery.
Cause it seems to me that Germans are born to lose.
What do you expect from folk fascinated with man's anus?
I use to learn Deutsch just to understand your mindset.
Guess what? Not much to understand...
All you need is a toilet filled with scat.
To formulate a sentence that makes sense.
I guess I will hand over the mic. But I don't wanna get close to you. Stay away! Yikes!
- Robert Mugabe
Mom's spaghetti
Stay where you are! I know you guys.
A turk with a proxy hell bent on bantz.
Your autism is commendable, if only...
Your mind was good enough for the job.
You see, you cringe me to death and I want
To cum inside your boipussy a lot.
Because all the black posting is making me gay.
But dont worry, its your white asses I am interested at.
I said too much. Don't get the wrong idea diaspora boy.NO.
Its only gay if we forget to say no homo
Armenian genocide, never forget.
Man you tryina corner me but it ain't gonna get the job done.
You know real niggaz rap with brain power turned down.
Truth is I dont know how destructive and great...
My rhymes would get if left unchecked
Your German ass might have read sone bullshit history on the side
But when it comes to Turks...we say "what genocide"
So far mine was better
Im cold so I need a sweater
stfu you stupid turk
open a dictonary and lurk
cut your cunt and free the kurd
you are comparable to a turd
dont reply to me with lines
you are the filthy lowest life
go and wrestle with your guys
oil up your butt real nice
You bitches rappin in here?
Come over here- I got something to teach
I'll tear open any ass here like it's Juno Beach
Good news pal you've done it. Here is the dick you desperately wanted. Count from one to ten spic. Open your mouth so I can spit in it.Stop giving meshit for things I didn't do. I would kill the Armenians if I could though...
Anyway politics can blow your mindYou see, you are only as good a rapper as a swine.
Don't talk shit about oil wrestling you rat faced nerd.Your are the asshole of the entire world
Be rhyming in int
it is a bit gay innit
fuck my haiku bro
no sweater for you, you smelly med poo!
Swedes don't care if another part of the country burns, much alike Germany.
It rhymes in spirit.
No.
Thought you were the greatest ally
But now with your paki comment
I can see that you're the bad guy
So I'll stop replying to you because you're not important
so you be portugeese and all
bring some of that cheese you told up so tall?
nah, scratch that, it's fall, shouldn't even bother asking
the only thing i'll be after is the wine casking
The next person to post a le 56% meme
A bloody mess of him I will leave
uhh, another hothead become blazing in
guns all ready, trigger fingers all trained thin
to shoot, loot, a whoopdidoop "accidental" poop
between the aisles as it gets shot bangbang, goes the barrel loop
so you be talking bout them 56 percents?
better cut off the receiving of the black dicks! gents?
hicks, the motherfucking lot of you's fools
used in the grand scheme of shlomo with his bag of tools
but i digress, nevertheless, from pressing issues
can't imagine what it's been like being bantered in you're shoes
so now i'm ready, bring it on hun
and while you're at it, fix me a burger with a crisp bun
you sound like a nieger
and so do my rhymes
and its because rap
is as black as crime
its a crime of writers
who cant write for shit
isnt estonia a russia's bit?
or bitch, they gave you dick
you thought you were nordic
ill smack you like the russians did
because my faggy lines are lit
remember you are balkan
with the nords youre not welcome
more like a russ coлкoм
rapebaby does a ruse dot com
now pretends hes a country
cant even find your entry
under nations of priority
in any wiki pedia writery
your tiny cunt is dunce
its of big unimportance
in this level you cant dance
you should back off at once
ooooh shit
look what the bananus dragged in
a ghostly verbal hit
mostly off target, fallin bit thin
but aight, check it out
cuz here's the crux of what it's all about
i aint dissin, i aint about tryin and missin
it's the freeflowing message with an inch of dogs pissin, at
eachother while keeping in real
holdin back on the stalest memes from the cheatbooks to steal, you feel?
nah, you aint got the slightest on me
cuz you try so hard and end up giving it for free, bitch
you're like an ass itch
an unwanted partitioner
if i wanted i'd dial her
but oh wait "the phone you're trying to reach..."
brother there's no need for a dis-preach
i dont give it for free
i charge three fifty three
im out of rhymes on line three
just kidding, but look at this tree
now stick it up your ass
already feeling like a lass
my lines are slick like glass
not as crass, ill fuck you with class
and youll get it twice now
im like the beaner bow wow
you better start to bow down
or ill put you out of town, clown
estonia, more like ammonia
pissed all over with my demoniac
flow of words that youre feeling in ya
raped like a lady in kenya with my enciclopedia
yeah i got nothing on ya m8
seems like youre a baltic state
magnifying glass, i found you late
but you really were russias bitchdate
dont deny that though
youre a beat up dough
now your head is lying low
my dick is there you should know
only two hours late?
shit
guess that's fate
and they call me slow
so here's the fucking flow
best check it, yo
i best produce
and fast, for the whole cast
to reduce the reproduce
your sloppy rhymes equivalent to assjuice
spouting shit far removed from reality
all the calamity
vacuous accusations levitate like in gravity
a slut of sorority, here's your toy, doggy, now chew
in other words, it was your choice of tone, phew phew
beginning to get off rhyme like a broken bone
you think you got heard?
but you were there standing alone
released from the herd, hence unknown
left in wide open spaces for rappers to own
so now spread
and get ready to prone
slut!!!
oh shit i was about to say mutt
sorry bout that
here's your turn, exit mic, a tilt of hat, gentlemanlee
your shit just got beaten brutally by lyrical bruce lee
When you see oil on a white woman legs
You know the black cock is what she begs
Her husband is at work, it's not a problem
He should be glad KARA BOGA isn't moslem
It's a natural instinct, black sex is a need
Give what she craves, let the mutt be breed