I want Denmark in my bed right now

I want Denmark in my bed right now

S M A L L
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Danelet is so cute. I want to hug him!

>tfw no small dane in my bed

I love France

Cute danelets!!

>check (You)s
>the filthy singaporean piss fetishist gave me a (You)
ewwwwww...

I want the cute Norwegian boy in my bed right now

>denmark mentions you but don't gives the (you)

No! I am not a filthy piss fetishist! Don't believe the lies of the fat Russian.

France is so cool!

(YOU)

but denmark is cooler

i dont think he's lying
you probably piss in your pants constantly...

I DON'T piss in my pants! I haven't since I was a baby!

But thanks for the (You)!!

>stabs everyone in the thread

>pussy

no way, denmark is small and flat and boring but france is big and sunny and has wine and beautiful mountains, I want to go to France.

Danelet is a cute boy.

>small and flat
just like you?

I live in a sunny mountainous place that produces vine
Why don't you come in my bed ?

Ohhhhh~ senpaio n-not theeere tee hee
(reported you insufferable fags)

You are grown men, act like it.

But I'm not a "man". I'm a worthless Asian twink whose only use is to please cocks!

anything, but not with our flag...
toot poster

>I'm a worthless Asian twink whose only use is to drink piss!
ftfy

Vous êtes tous des homosalopes. Vous me dégoûtez.

No! Cum and spit over piss any day.

French Sup Forums posters are rude cunts who only talk and about races and post dumb Sup Forums tier propaganda, God sent me here to prove to this board that we Frenchs are a kind, lovely and generous people

The French are also a CUTE people!

>spit
that's even more disgusting

It's basically the same as kissing...

Wonder why japanese doujins make the cute guys frenchkiss with their tongues that are covered in saliva and exchange it...

ceci

I post on /brit/ I'll have you know
Over there, I am known as "the nice toot poster" so try again LAD

kissing and getting spat on are two entirely different things

Didn't say anything about being spat just wanted point out about saliva.

>one chance at life
>born in a CUTE country
>he posts on perfidious angl*s thread
1066 WILL COMMENCE AGAIN

What about having your master spit into your mouth directly? That's the best thing.

will you show me your favorite anglo killing devices?

alright

how about just having a bf with none of that master/slave stuff?

Je ne vais quand même pas me faire une 1066 à moi-même, user.
étant donné que je suis moitié anglais

BDSM only in the dungeon at night! Cute cuddling in all other situations.

Anglo cocks and French cocks are equally good! I want to suck on one of each at the same time.

good thing I'm both! aha
doesn't mean I'd let you succ tho

Homosexuality is one of Satan's greatest curses on the Earth. What would your ancestors say if they saw your homophilic anime images?

I'd beg! Please! Can I have it??

What would your ancestors say if they saw your horrific family tree?

Of course, when you'll come to my bed we'll go hunting angl*s tourists and i'll show you how to take care of them
dumb angl* puritan

alright, I'll just give you my contact details...
So this'll be 2344.9euros VAT included.

Just send the cash through the mail yeah?

rude

jokes, to be honnest with you, I'd say no but good luck finding the one and only French / English cock