/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

Exterminatus when edition

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>Exterminatus when
soon

>moving back to hometown
>got back with old gf, love her to death
>trying to be a christian man after all the mistakes I've made while away, want to wait to have sex again
>She says she is fine with it
>she calls me everyday, she tells me she dreams of me, etc
>I used to think of her a lot but not so much anymore
>I know I still love her just as much as I did
>grill who I've been slightly more than friends with here asked to hang out yesterday
>I told her I was leaving
>She got upset, told me I was her favorite person in this town
>she bought me food when I was hungry
>she tried to hold my hand when we walked around
>she kept asking me to travel with her to different countries(I have a decent sum of money)
>I told her I am back with my old gf
>still couldn't stop thinking about laying next to her in bed amd kissing her in the morning in some exotic foreign land
God please stop tempting me. I just want my good southern woman with good southern children. I've made enough mistakes please no more.

If you love god so much then kys to meet him you chad fuck

stop having anger issues

death to Yankees, death to Texans who diddle ginger children
also agrarianism

ch*d k*ke

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this has been my favorite song for past few days
thought i should share

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go back to whatever movie you came from

hope next time you punch someone for cutting the line to the bus you get your shit handed to you

i almost did today aswell but it was an old guy and i didnt wanted to be mauled
fucking old people constantly getting away with breaking the gentlemans rules of society
i had to wait an extra 10 minutes for the next metro to arrive

you're supposed to let old people in first you ape

the sexual tensions between turkbud and israelibro are going to be the foundation of my Netanyahu/Erdogan fanfic "Lovers across the Levant"

it's a platonic love-hate thing

he casually walked to the front of the line
you do not just walk to the fron of the line and go ''im first now :)''
there were other old people that werent sacks of shit that were in that line too, some of us waited alot of time.

the only part of turkey that is considered levant is hatay though
thats like saying turks are urpeen cause of thrace

>platonic
not when im done with those two

>ACROSS the levant

fuck off, you have to be somewhere geographically, and "Asia Minor" lacks romance to it.

I think the only reason bibi supports kurd Independence is to piss off erdogan

im retarded okay

who is bibi
netanyahu?

>supporting commies

their use has run out now that ISIS is gone, time for another round of mustard gas til they've been SADDAM'D

no worries

and ye bibi is netanyahu's nickname

yes
fan fact: a law passed this week that made him untouchable, the police basically can't investigate him while he's in office

wait, why is Plantway posting on a weekday afternoon? This is quite unusual.

my days off are monday tuesday

so i got all my errands and shit done this morning and now ima sit around and shitpost and watch
BABYLON 5

>tfw there's so many random 90s-00s network TV sci-fi series that you need to watch that you don't even know where to start
I should probably give Battlestar Galactica a go first since it's the most famous

battlestar galactica is really well made

all the star trek series are worth a watch as well

farscape is good as fuck, its probably the weirdest scifi tv series

and i really like babylon 5 because its a shitload of diplomatic intrigue

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diplomatic intrigue sounds more up my alley, desu. I'll check that out.

the plot is genuinely 10/10

but i will warn you, the CGI is pretty bad, it was apparently the first show to use CGI as extensively as they did and at the time it was cutting edge but the effects aged horribly

>the CGI is pretty bad
I wasn't really expecting anything else from TV sci-fi, honestly.

S1's CGI is about on the level of PS1 cutscenes lol, but the show is from the early 90s

it gets considerably better and they tone it down to more background effects as time goes on, but really 80% of scifi CGI is for the ships and shit so they all look passable

hi y'all

hey israel she ended up replying to me this morning when I woke up. our families grew up together basically forever until recently we had a serious falling out (not involving either of us), thats why I brought up old times. Also, shes talking about her sisters kids, she doesn't have kids
I'm kind of hesitant if I still wanna ask or not

also, that reply message this morning seemed more dismissive than the ones last night. seemed she just replied to get it out the way

Var

>V*r

>reading about what started the Sengoku period

nerd

I really want to know what your mental malfunction has to be to care if other people own guns

take a wild fucking guess

you might have fear getting shot. Is that a mental malfunction ?

>something that is largely a problem of inner city blacks is an excuse to take shit away from law-abiding fudds

I've never worried about that a single time in my life. In fact the only time I've ever been legitimately worried about my own safety was in London a year ago, ironically enough.

Yes but I'm just saying why the person is concerned is because she is scared, now if there is a reason or not to be afraid I don't know

wait how do you say when you're talking about a person which you don't know the genre and you want to say a pronoun, do you say he or she ?

gave myself a proper bloody nick today shaving with my straight. was gushing and saw the piece of flesh fall off the blade when I rinsed it

CHI

they're not afraid of anything, they're just control freaks. I don't know the psychology behind it because I've never once in my life cared what other people own or what they do in the privacy of their home.

they, I guess

god dammit stop blogposting you beaner
get a better razor

'he or she' is the right way but most people just say 'they'

>the person is concerned is because she is scared
If they were scared then they would get a gun, these people are control freaks

I thought ear piercings for men were just for gyspies lmoa

even when we're talking about one person ?
Do you guys own guns also ?

Having homemade fried shrimp lads

>even when we're talking about one person ?
'they' is incorrect but it's still what most people say. If you want to be anal about it then it would be 'he or she'

>do you own a gun
I own a pistol that my dad gave me when I moved out. He owns a few guns

>even when we're talking about one person ?
yes. it's kind of weird now that you're pointing it out.
>Do you guys own guns also ?
No, I'm too much of a poorfag/not that interested. If I ever bought one it would probably be some historical replica just to have because it looks cool. I'm not worried about safety where I live at all and while shooting at a range is fun I'm just more interested in other stuff.

what kind of pistol

Shit and Wesson

Do you have pictures ?

Historical replicas are cool. I wish I could get a Chauchat it looks cool as hell

>Do you have pictures ?
not on hand. It's just a regular pistol tho

>tfw military will replace their m9's soon and will probably sell them to some middle east coalition instead of to citizens

What will it be replaced by ?

I think some firearm made by the swedish company sigsauer. they make really good contest grade guns I think

I am trying to learn the local language even though I never heard anyone speak it

is it autistic

>tfw military doesn't use the A E S T H E T I C 1911 anymore

>calling Warren "Pocahantas" making everybody lose their shit AGAIN
what a wild ride

What did the natives that were there say?

they didn't give a shit because since they were there they actually heard what he said in context instead of through CNN.

no, it's /acadiana/

not only guns
It's kind of sad to look at uniforms from the beginning of the 19th century to today
Everything became bland shit

oh yeah and he did it all in front of a portrait of Andy Jackson

You are implying i'm autistic ?

I'm getting flashbacks of Abe and Drumpf dumping food in the koi pond

lel

no, the Finn is still here to make you look normal :^)

>Finn
*Finns

>Finn
>not Alberta

Alberta is on a whole other level

im autistic???

It is not very active tonight

plantway is busy watching his nerd show

>talk about the Finn
>the Finn appears out of nowhere

im not gay

i think you meant to say le'all :^)

>talking about your dick with a man
>i'm totally not gay lol

>le'all

l'all*

Hello turkbud

>Wikipedia is begging for money again
Jimmy Wales is a fucking faggot

>he doesn't use anti-jimbo blocker
y tho

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hi frenchbud

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>yfw the southern french departments will nullify a future EU tariff on spanish beer to protect Belgium's economy which will lead to Occitania independence and provoke all southern euro countries to secede against nordic tyranny and start a war against the Perfidious N*rth*rn Union

God created the Anglo-Saxon man to rule over the lesser races

hey frenchbud i was talking with my friend who is in france for erasmus right now and i said im starting to like macron alot and she said people hated him there
atleast the youth
how true is it and why?

>so i heard you like *nglos user

>*nglos

Pretty true
he's not at all like most people expected him to be. Leftists feel betrayed and the rest don't like him because he's a politician basically
People are never happy anyway, doesn't matter who is elected.

are you actually anglo-saxon ?

>posting "it"

shan't be opening this

how can you know truth if you won't look the darkness in the face user

and that's about as demented as the human soul gets

>also
>changing ain't to shan't
this is /dixie/ is was correct the first time

theres actually a qt in one of those pics

even this fucking weirdo gets to fuck qt girls wtf

>are you actually anglo-saxon ?
lol

two goofball assholes was a classic