Had to shit in a bowl and throw it out of the window because my sister have her friends over

>had to shit in a bowl and throw it out of the window because my sister have her friends over.

i want to die. I've descend to a new element of low i've never thought was possible with me.

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it only gets worse

I'm a very shy person myself but when someone makes me feel uncomfortable in my own house I get really angry.

Jorge tier thread. What's Jorge in Swedish? Göran?

Wow

I used to share the bathroom and kitchen of an apartment with other people when I was a student, and I'd piss in bottles and go all day without eating to avoid running into them. It's such a horrible feeling, especially when you know yourself it's so pathetic to go such lengths for something so silly, yet you still can't bring yourself to just do it. I feel you, OP, and I'd give you a hug if I could.

>throwing human shit out of the window
>Sweden
>2017

I just, wtf,

SCREAMING. Top notch banter Sven lad. Tears down my cheeks.

Nah but seriously what's wrong mate? Tell Daddy Britbong what makes you all nervous. Maybe Sup Forums can share some wisdom and advice.

Also if you can take a pic of it in the snow/grass I'd like to see. Pretty hilarious image tbqh.

Guys, nobody is going to judge you for going to the bathroom.

What's wrong with you snowniggers

>karl, i found a... a skit in our garden... would you know anything about that?

Nigger what the fuck, no one cares if you're taking a shit or pissing, in fact your pissbottles are way worse than using the loo

>>had to shit in a bowl and

whenever I shit in someone elses house I stroll out, inform them if I left skids on the toilet (of course I clean it if the brush is available), and warn them not to enter for at least half a decade. It usually gets a good laugh tbph.

fucking weebs you all deserve death

>jag får gratis bröd ifrån bageriet jag behöver inte dina råd

you know, even if I had the autism of a thousand gods, weighing the advantages and disadvantages of this strategy I'd say that meeting some neighbor maybe once a day beats getting caught emptying out pissbottles in the middle of the night once

Social anxiety is fucking awful, isn't it?
People will tell you to force yourself into awkward social situations to "get over your feels" and "become normal". These fucking pieces of shit wouldn't last a goddamn week before kilking themselves if they were forced into the sort of situation they obnoxious suggest, if they felt the sort of anxiety around people which makes you want to crawl up in a ball and and scream into a pillow in frustrating and anger when people outside your room won't fuck off somewhere the fuck else.
These people are inconsiderate fucking human garbage. They make opening the door to face a room full of loud, obnoxious, insufferable cunts who refuse to mind their own business, more unnerving than trying to walk across a busy highway.

>Oh, you were in there all day? I didn't know you were home. I heard you sneaking out bags of stuff to the garbage bins early this morning.
The FUCK sort of bullshit is that to confront someone with in front of a room full of other people? FAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK, you insensitive cunt.

extroverted/obnoxious normalfags can die

I can't speak for OP, so I don't know if he felt the same, but it's not the act of going to the bathroom that you're afraid they're going to judge you for. It's stuff like what they're going to think of you when they see you and what you're going to say if you run into anyone.

Some days I'd wake up, feel and look like shit, really wanting to go to the bathroom to take a shower and shave, but I was afraid of what they'd think of me if they were to see me in that sorry state on the way to the bathroom. So instead I'd just stay in the room, hoping they'd all leave the building. If they didn't, I'd just stay there all day and never leave. The next day would obviously be even worse.

I realize that it's retarded. That's really the worst part about it. You know it's retarded, yet you can't seem to just do it. I'd stand in front on my room's door for literally hours, psyching myself, simulating how I'd go out of the room and head to the bathroom in my head, yet it's just too scary. It's called social anxiety.

>The FUCK sort of bullshit is that to confront someone with in front of a room full of other people? FAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK, you insensitive cunt.
the weak must fear the strong

funniest thing is the fact that you were always stuck in your room made them suspicious of you and was way worse for their view of you then looking like an unshaven mess

I really hope you are a poointheloo inmigrant

Nords are retarded and deserve a genocide.

have you tried not being a spastic?
you did this to yourself, gradually, over your entire life. you could reverse it if you really wanted to. but you wont. you're just a weak willed spacker, and you project your own insecurities on people who are simply living their life.

You probably spend most of your spare time fapping to chinese cartoons in your room and reading manga, and you wonder why you are socially inept? State of you.

Yeah, most likely. But knowing that they'd think I was a weirdo for never leaving my room, I'd take the shoes from the entrance and bring them into my room and just not make a single sound. I'd just lie in bed all day or something listening to music on my phone.

>to confront someone with in front of a room full of other people?
Sorry for CAPS. To lazy to rewrite

top kek! yOUR ROOMATE TOTALLY DID THAT TO EMBARASS YOU.

bTW i THOUGHT ALL AUSTRALIANS WERE AUTOMATICALLY SOCIAL NORMIES.

For the purpose of making it seem like I wasn't there, that is.

I hate that people joke about this, I literally pissed out the window when I was a young teen because my older sister was having a sleep over and I was too beta to be around 16 year old girls so I never left my room.

how old were you?

>not having your very own en suite bathroom

>small house
>toilet is in the hallway near the kitchen
>visitors are always in the fucking hallway or the fucking kitchen

I can completely understand you Sweden. I had to keep the shit inside and wait for them to leave because it is awkward as fuck to go down smelling of (*sleep*) to meet briefly introduce yourself to strangers, and then excusing yourself to half a meter away, where you close the door and start dropping turds, all the while the fucking visitors are right outside the fucking door.

Thanks guys.

13 or 14, I still remember wanking 6 times that night because I could smell them

lmao loser kys

why are you so pathetic? when my older brother had girls over I used to try my hardest to get him to let me in his room so I could hang out with the pretty girls, and when I started bringing girls round, my younger brother was the same with me. I just wonder what it is that makes someone this pathetic. if your brothers and sisters and the same as you, you only have yourself to blame.

you know you fucked up your biggest chance to be normal right? Had you gone out there and hung out with 16year old grills at that age you'd probably be a Chad by now

Lived like that for two years with family, moving back in after a complete nervous breakdown and losing employment, etc. because of it. My younger sisters called me "ninja" behind my back, because they rarely ever saw me. It was living hell and my family were the sort who didn't give a shit about things like anxiety and mental illness.
Eventually ended up moving out after finding the cheapest single room place possible (a complete shithole with no hot running water, broken locks and a single working electrical outlet) after my old man threatened to remove my bedroom door. Apparently my "hiding away" was offending my step mother and weirding out my sisters. They always had friends over who were loud and didn't mind their own business, always blasting shitty music while drunk. I spent those evenings drowning out the noise with white noise through earphones and spent the time in bed, trying to fall asleep, as to pass the time and wake up with them gone the next day.
Life is shit now but if I were still stuck in close quarters with my estranged judgemental family, probably would have become an hero. Most normalfags lack the basic human empathy to comprehend what it is like to have social anxiety and thus don't give a shit how their actions can fuck with others. It is as if they have no sense of self awareness.

look it's 10am here, i don't need this type of #betashaming this early

build your own igloo and throw a party with your friends

I worry that it will stink up the room, or that you will be found out via the evidence. You choose a higher-risk scenario ironically.

LMAO these snow niggers are really retarded. They think they still were in an elementary school where if you go to the bathroom and take shit someone ridicules you. Just grow up. Your badass ancestors Vikings are rolling in the grave now.

not him but you're very wrong with that last statement. I developed social anxiety during uni and I never pissed out the window or anything like that but I avoided my old highschool/primary school friends for two years during uni because I got used to the loneliness and didn't want to leave the house

I'm still friends with them bc they're based and understanding but yeah shit sucks m8 don't assume anything. Another incident was when I went to a wedding at the start of last year and spent a majority of it in the toilet and threw up at the end of the night, I'm getting much better though

it was a real question
were you severely bullied at school? did you parents constantly put you down? I just don't know how someone could get to that level of autism.

You legitimately deserve a bullet, mate.

>implying some fag who can't even look his own family members in the eye deserves sympathy

He was just shy dude, he will get over it

I do the pissbottles thing because my parents scream at me if I wake them up and they go to bed at random times. If they go to bed I can't use the bathroom without waking them up.

iktf

I deserve a bullet?
I'm not the one wishing death on people who are simply going about their day to day lives. You're terminally autistic and bitter to the core, and I suggest you do something about it rather than let it fester. It's honestly pathetic that you blame your own shortcomings on normal people who have been forced to coexist with you.

>throw a party
unless you didn't understand the it only throws poop

yeah I guess it's just that even normie Swedes are literal autists compared to how social your average american or Aussie aree so it's understandable that people develop social anxiety here.
I just picture all aussies as outgoing hypersocial people. Like that Aussie guy on youtube who owns goats and just drives around talking to strangers all the time

Aussies are generally like that. So are we tbph. Obviously there are exceptions to the rule.

Fuck man, I can relate to so much of that. Are you seeing anyone?

iktf OP, I used to live in a residence dorm (pic related) my normie roommates would have girls over all the time and sometime i would be in my room and would have to shit real fucking badly, you can see how small it is and how close the bathroom is to the common area. Also everything in there echos so your shit sounds loud plus the smell. would always have to wait until they left the room for a smoke and then i would make my move as fast as possible and get back to my room in time. Also had a few piss jugs too

WHAT A SISSY LOL

I suffer with social anxiety, am medicated as such. had a panic attack in sainsbury nary two weeks ago lol. I think you expect too much of other people. The world does not revolve around you. You can't expect people to live their lives around you, according to your likes and dislikes. You share this planet with lots of other people. Maybe if you spent less energy hating the people around you that make you feel awkward, and more energy trying to adapt to the world you live in, you wouldn't be so depressed. It's ironic you talk about lack of empathy, because that's exactly what you have when you expect people living around you to exist in silence and never engage you.

If you think that's shitty my dorm room was literally picrelated for 2 semesters. Our common area was a windowless atrium shared with 15 other units like mine.

you should move to india you'd feel right at home

>Changing clothes
>Roomate comes in to ask for something
>Stand there naked
>"Wanna take a peak?"
>"Fuckoff"
>Eye contact all the way through

Shit like that happening on a daily basis
Like nigga just be urself lmao

>Like nigga just be urself lmao
If only it were that easy, man.

that's banter though init?
a good one, if you walk in on someone naked is to just say "mines bigger", before swiftly departing.

>The FUCK sort of bullshit is that to confront someone with in front of a room full of other people? FAAAAAARRRRRKKKKKK, you insensitive cunt.
my mom and grandma do this shit all the time. its led to arguments where I demand them to not bring me up in conversation at all.

>my sisters called me Ninja
Well at least your sisters have a sense of humor.

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>get on Sup Forums
>gonna find me some good international banting
>get on this thread
>its basically /r9k/ but with flags
i just wanted some fun banting.......................................................................

du ser ut som att du skulle behöva banta, cowboy

>sister's bf came over
>he wants to "masturbate" with me again

>Lain poster
Opinion go into the trash

>hey look user finally came out of his cave
it's not even a meme

Flyt ud og lær at være selvstændig..

>tfw my sister's bf wanted to masturbate inside me

You know you have to be 18+ to post on this website, right?

ved du hvilken slags tråd du er i lige nu?

that's funny coming from italy where you live at home until your late 20s

Ikke stil sporgsmål, bare gor det.

gor hvad? tror du seriost at det at være "selvstændig" og bo alene/med andre gor en mere voksen? de fleste er sgu da helt hul i hovedet uanset om de bor hjemme eller alene. er du den samme slags hjernedværg som tror at sex ændrer ens liv?

>funny
It's normal out there

The Engrish actually makes this funnier.

dude

weed

Seriously go see a doctor a bunch of losers in this board won't help

This

what kind of doctor does one see for issues like this

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Jorgen

Victōria a la terra de Sant Jordi!

psychiatrist

What does that mean?

Literally Pajeet-tier, what kind of bowl did you use?