What’s the objectively best-sounding language and why is it Portuguese?

What’s the objectively best-sounding language and why is it Portuguese?

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Portuguese sounds like retarded spanish
it's spanish

>Simplified English (US)

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I think italian sounds better, but that's just my opinion

>Picks the defiled version of our beautiful language

>huezilian flag
Lusitanian portuguese is indeed god-tier, but not the screeching of howler monkeys

italian>french>all other latin languages>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all other """languages"""

peido na boca de americano viado

>spanish women>italians>portuguese and brazilians>spanish men>everyone else

keep pretending our language is ugly haha
youtube.com/watch?v=nW6agN1KH8o

We do not pretend, dude.

Objectively?
Sure

are you seriously saying this sounds ugly?
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y'all have pleb ears.

1- French
2- Russian

Portuguese sounds like the gagging noises during a deep thought. No, thanks.

**deepthroat**
misspelled it, sorry.

our portuguese is beautiful
youtube.com/watch?v=Od2kpFZjhAI

Poem recited in proper brazilian portuguese:
youtube.com/watch?v=vO5GgHwlX6c

I do like portuguese, but in most case french speaking women sound better, as italian speaking men. Never heard heard a nice sounding european portuguese before.

Esperanto

As a brazilian I would rank it as
1french
2english
3spanish
4japanese
5portuguese

Poem recited in proper portuguese
youtube.com/watch?v=AQXJ652XC2Y

t. simplified english

why do portuguese people keep doing this? you don't see british people acting like this with americans, canadians and australians.

And redneck english sounds puny than new york english.

How's the situation in puerto rico?

Poortugal is insecure

Yeah, nah. I have Brazilian immigrants in my town, love the women, but their Portuguese is literally verbal sewage. It sounds like shit and I hate hearing it

t. uruGAYan immigrant

Because Americans didn't fucking defile their own language?They still sound like humans when they talk while brazillians just sound like retarded trannies.

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