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Pagi buat NEETerz sekalian!

Add some kecap manis and whala, best breakfast I'd like to eat everyday
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Good morning and have a nice day.

Name that Pokemon!

fuck off

Pokemon pisang, Boobasaur

sego berkat mon

I TOLD YOU TO CLEAN THE FUCKING TOILET

Boob-asaur. Good one. Name this pokemon!

ronggeng kethek

Is Tinder worth reinstalling?

Excellente! Now answer this. Would you allow pic related to step on your balls and why is the answer yes.

Razor Ramon Hard Gay

No

Wtf with their designer, did they want to attract more orang utan fetish/prostitution, I'll name it Pony

Dead eyes just like in 98, I'll name it Chingchong

Singapore, explain.

Atrocious

Sarimanok is associated with Maranao muslim culture and they turned it into a Vegas show girl lol

that try hard Hispanic culture is not working out for us when push comes to shove and we are pressured to present something Asian in this Asian century


I sometimes wonder if those Filipinos born and raise in other countries know they they are basically celebrating Muslim culture every time they dance the singkil or wear a malong just to look more '''asian''' and not mexican

And finally, the real winner. I Wonder™ what they mean by this.

Vagslip or dickslip?

Why not both?

>His toyu comes in bags
AHAHAHAHA

Fucking PLDT and their shitty internet making reCAPTCHA hard to use.

Is that better than tokwa?

Probably Tropius.

kenapa ketchup bahasa indonesianya saos tapi kecap bahasa inggrisnya soy sauce?

Just use legacy captcha, dum dum.

Kecap itu dari bahasa hokkien.
Ketchup di indo jadi saos soalnya bahasa belandanya ketchup itu tomatensaus, terus yang sering dijumpai di sini dulu mungkin ketchup jadinya langsung disebut saos aja.

not if you're not part-white

kalo heart artinya hati kenapa heart attack artinya serangan jantung?
jadi heart artinya jantung atau hati?

I'm part chink though.

>part chink
all flips are :^)

Ini agak bingungin emang, secara kalau bentuk fisik, heart itu jantung dan liver itu hati. Tapi hati itu ada 2 definisi, yang pertama itu organ hati yang kedua itu batin manusia.
Jadi dapat dibilang kalau masalah perasaan heart itu hati, tapi kalau masalah fisik heart itu jantung.

delusion

>t. actually 12.5% chink

Great, my laptop broke.

we are about as Chinese as chowking lol

It's not like our forefathers took Anatomy and Physiology I when they came up with these terms.

What do think has been the most important social movement of your generation and why?

Yeah, I can't find out the reasons either about that. Probably mistook it but when realized it, they decided to not change the terms.
Atau mungkin dulu leluhur kita punya keyakinan kalau hati (organ) dikaitkan dengan batin manusia.

>miskin
>jones
>soyboy
Why even live

So my fellow indons, what vpn do you use?
Asking for a friend

LGBT rights and public acceptance.

Why?

Because every living human being deserves an equal and fair treatment in life. It''s time for these group of people to put their unjustified suffering to a stop.

>every living human being deserves an equal and fair treatment in life
LMAO, no

>being a bigot
>hating equal rights for all

Gays should be thrown off a building

t. Muslim

Thailand should have a answered gender equality or Lgbt this will elicit screams from the audience

She doesn't know how to play the game.

There were people who went ""oh no"" when she answered aging population.

>asean

>not tolerating kuffars and degenerates according to my religion is bigot
t.underage atheist neet

Jokes on you I'm Catholic

Whatever you say, catholic cuck.
Ironic that you're the one who pushes this liberal thing and make your own demise.
Neo catholics and christians are the worst.
Just don't bring that degenerate shit near me, scum.

Social media and the rise of populism and misinformation

Self explanatory

Why is Sup Forums so full of conservatives?

I don't mind all the slurs but please never imply that we're slanted

Sup Forums is an alt-right site. Reddit might suit yourself better, hun. :*

Sup brahs, sorry to dissapoint you guys but I backed down from buying onaholes but i do have some sweet yamato battleship model.
And I sat next to some qt jap chick. She smel nice desu

Post photo
And what are u doing there

where did you find this photo of me?
please kindly delete your post

Did you find the panty vending machine yet?

Why are you posting that naked chick on blue board and what do you mean?

Yes
Of what?Nippon land?

Why are you posting a photo of yourself?

indon best asean

why is that indon can take banter and doesn't get butthurt but the rest of ASEAN is whiny babies

indon best neighbour

Not him but really? Where is the vending machine?
I meant post photo of the girl, of course. Wtf did you think I asked a photo else for?

how come you're still alive? I thought all aussies were killed by emus

Near the entrance od thw adult shop, the 7th story one next to Jr station.
Im on the train brah, dont want to be caught like some kind of molester

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I'm a simple person when I see Asian boilove I click..

Need more information sherlock, I want o go there once
Also did you buy any?

Did you at least check for anison CDs?

>dont want to be caught like some kind of molester
>not wanting to be tortured in jail by cute jap female officer
Why

If you're on android, install Spy Camera OS-3. It can take picture with screen off.

Nah i dunno why the urge to buy any h stuff kinda died out. Instead i splurge on models and food and some anime merchandise.
Sorry bruv to much nippon and gaijin i can take in small crowded place
Roger wilco buddy

Aren't those illegal now?

Back in 2015 they still have it i think.

>going to nipponland
>not buying h-stuffs
N-no!

I aready have it bruv. Last time i went i burn nearly 500fattydollars on H stuff alone

I went to shibuya and went to a shop where they have mountains of panties piled, as well as racks of schoolgirls' used uniforms. The owner has a lot of collections of girls photos to proof they're real, and gave me a catalog.
But I never found any vending machines.

>emus

I didn't buy any H stuff there and the only two times I entered H sections it was by accident.

>whala
Perkataan itu dieja "voilà", mas. Ia pinjaman bahasa Perancis = "Lihatlah!"

Depends on which boards you go to, like Sup Forums.

>not buying and reading doujinshis in print from bought fresh from the toranoana
That's a lot. What did you spent it on?
My friend bought a rilakkuma condom there

Iirc there was alot of em in akiba, but now akiba has changed i barey recognize the place

I meant, Sup Forums is noticably more laidback and open from what I observed lah.

It sounds like wa-la though, still used as well by /ck/

From what I've observed, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and Sup Forums are very alt right, Sup Forums is more mixed, Sup Forums and /jp/ have some alt-right people but for the most part alt-right posts are shat on, /vp/ is apolitical, Sup Forums and Sup Forums are somewhat lefty.

>dollars
But malaysians do not have dollars

No credit card yet lah.

Sup Forums is full of degenerates tho

Well i bought 1 premium onahole
1 normal onahole
1premium lube
1 normal lube
25 H books
3 illustration arts

But I have user. Usually when i go abroad i use muh fattydollars. In nusantara i either use myr or sgd

>ginger
>garlic
>green chili
>coconut milk
>cardamon
>cloves
do you think this is enough to make some rendang?

I don't have local supply to things like galangal, kaffir lime leaves or lemongrass

Mandarake was a blessing for me, bought tens of H-doujins as well
Premium onahole? Like an ass shaped one?
Why don't just use yen bought from home?

Pretty sure by it looks rendang does not use green chilli
If you go to asian market they also have premade rendang paste.

Cause I have extra dolar to spend? I rarely use myr for travel abroad

>asian market
>australia
it's not common, I have to travel much further than my local store for that

also I meant red chilli not green, I can get either

what's your top 3 indon dishes to cook at home?

cat, mice and cockroaches.

I'd assume you're not living anywhere near melbourne.
If you want it easy how about some satay, indonesian fried rice, or soto soup?
If you want low tier indomie is always there for all of us.

>male lesbians

is it possible to dress up like a cute girl but fucked girls also

Ah I see. I usually only spare cash for emergency. I almost got stranded on akiba once.

Sounds like Mrs Garrison episode on South Park

pak duit dong pak
pingin beli switch biar bisa maen xenoblade pak

The real recipe 'rendang padang' needs much more spices. But there are so many variations exists anyway, in english and indonesian recipes, so I am not sure.
Here's one:
www.adamliaw.com/recipe/beef-short-rib-rendang/
It is more or less take and give, because it is heavy spice based recipe.