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I HAD NO ONE BY MY SIDE edition

hello

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THE FUCK?

Just got off lunch break. Back to the headache.

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wow that's racist you have to respect their culture ok you fuckin nazi

What's going on in here!

Nothing!

e-everything...

I don't believe you
Wow, that's a lot of things

>I don't believe you
And you'll be right to..
Because I was LYING!

tfw no fit gf who can carry me around

I was 10 minutes late for a meeting and I got a stern look from my boss. She seems angry now aaaaah

Just slap her arse and tell her to lighten up.
That'll get you outta trouble.

That's not okay!
Why were you so late?

tfw no piggyback rides from bf

Why were you late?
lazybones

*who can beat me up
ftfy

N-no she might get even more angry.
THE TIME JUST WENT SO FAST IM SORRY

W-what's happening in this picture?

rape
Mmm

Rape is bad!

The girl on top is asserting her dominance

>ywn be the girl in this image

I-I need to get back to work now so I’ll see you all this afternoon.

Don't be so sure

What did he mean by this?

why are female bosses so...bossy

I wouldn't worry your pretty little head about it desu

loll people actually believe this

>people in this thread condone nonconsenual sex and pedophilia

Only against people who want it or deserve it

>who want it
Then it's not really rape then is it?

Only one way to find out

Well it depends how much they struggle

This worries me.

Why would that worry you?

He's a pedophilic rapist. Never trust him.

Where did a pedo part come from?

Yeah, don't know where the paedo part came from.
Not a big fan of rape if I'm being 100% honest, but if thats your scene I won't knock it.

He's told me on steam how much he likes little boys.

Who?

Should start thinking about din dins.
Whats on the menu for you fellas?

Just got home from work. Is everyone having a good day?

Fish sandwiches and crisps.

Welcome back buddy.
You know what, today for no apparent reason I've been in a really good mood.
I've been chipper all day.
How was your day?
Doesn't seem like much of a meal user.

I ate a chocolate chip muffin for lunch like a bad boy. I feel floppy and tired now desu.

You need to eat better mate.
You can't live off chocolate, gotta get your greens.

fuk u i eat wat i can git

I ate some tomatoes yesterday; does that count?

Yeah.... sure that counts.

B-but broccoli tastes gross.

I just had a roast chicken, it's strange to feel so full after dinner

IT DOES NOT.

You'll never grow big and strong so you can impress Karen if you don't eat your greens.
A roast dinner sounds a bit heavy for the heat.

EAT YOUR GREENS BOY, OR I'LL GET OUT MY BELT

I didn't care, it was real food

Fair enough, can't knock a free home cooked meal.

O-ok I'll try to eat some broccoli and lettuce. I-I don't wanna go near the peas though desu.

Yeah I'm with you there
peas are YUCK!

>lettuce
I hope you mean romaine because iceberg is literally just solid water. Spinach is better.

My dad loves Mushy peas and so did his family. It smelt disgusting though so I would never touch it.
I like iceberg though desu.Maybe I'll eat basil as well.

Fresh peas are nice but any kind of cooked peas are vile

10 mins till toil finishes lads.

Godspeed

Thanks lad.

Mee goreng

Worst brand of noodles desu

I'm going to have to leave for half an hour but I'll be right back I swear!

Worst is a strong word.
Whats some better noodles than mee goreng?

Okay worst is a bit extreme when 2 minute noodles exist but I like Yum Yum noodles much more

Anyone talked about that baltic cemetary they recently found south of Kiev yet in this thread?

Nope, what's this all about you then?

I don't think so, baby, what've you got to tell us?

Well, they dug up 19 graves so far. They're either curonian, semigalian or samogitian. 11th or 12th century. There's a fort hill on the other side of the river, where they found the graves.

They were burried with their faces turned north/northwest.

>brand
I meant the actual dish, not instant noodles

Does that have any significance, maybe something to do with their slavic religion?
Oh, that'a infinitely better than any instant noodles

Mate, look at the map.

Home from toil. One more day to go.

Welcome home buddy.

you're almost there!

Rate my healthy dinner.

Thanks.
Yes. Hopefully I can avoid people tomorrow a bit more. Haha

I come home from toil & my room is all clean. Hmmm.

How did it taste?
Least you're getting your vitamins.
Very suspicious...

what about all your lewd things hidden away...very scary!

It was my mum. Hope she didn't noticed the cum stains on the dirty clothes. THIS is why I do my own laundry.

goood morning everybody

Good morning buddy!

Good morning lad.

It's the pomade guy again, how 'bout that?

I feel really ill. I thought the pink bit in the meat would be more healthy so I took it off the stove 20 minutes early.
Good morning qt

I'm going to go throw up and then have a shower. Please don't make fun of my dinner while I'm gone.

Any of you fellas interested in rock and roll? Names like Carl Perkins, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Elvis Presley?

are you sick? that doesnt sound good

how is your day going?

lost my stick yesterday.now my lips are all rippled and dried up

fucking cold air

It was right around 18C here today, baby, I tell you I would've had a really swell day if I wasn't working, man

Good morning cutie
I do like me a bit of Elvis or Cash

no calling me baby please, only the lith abd the karen-australian are ofically allowed to call me that