Ugly language, autistic people, shit food, irrelevant country, constantly confused for other nordic countries 24/7...

ugly language, autistic people, shit food, irrelevant country, constantly confused for other nordic countries 24/7. Why the fuck does this shithole still exist?

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He's not really a dane though

2nd for terrone

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Where are you, Dane?
Get in here and take your lickings.

pls do not bully denmark

Because they have a nice flag, are the oldest Scandi nation, and are cute boys!

fucc u beech

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danish_cuisine

Bland af.

My sides!

You're an idiot.

t. Mehmet Dolberg

Bit late in Denmark right now, not a good time for a banter thread

its 5:30 AM

Or early. It's 5:30 in the morning there.

>Denmark
>Nordic

Why is Denmark too pussy to take back the tip of Sweden which is rightfully theirs?

real NEET hours

Australia is the same number of boat trips away from Scandinavia we're the true 5th Nordic

Full of Somalians

Top tier banter desu

shut the hell up bitch basterd

>aussie third in line in danish royalty
>denmark becomes AUSSIE soil soon

>cuck aussies
>"ha ha w-we won"

Mate you live in the one country in the world where when it came out that she was to be a Princess someone rang up the local radio and said

"Yeah my mates still got the ute he fucked her in"

Denmark > Australia.

Prove me wrong.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

BIG
DANISH
COCK

Did they have "You Shook Me All Night Long" playing on the car radio? :^)

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>EMU'D

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this is so fuckign lazy, it's just a recolor. why is there a cannabis leaf on the shirt? why not tre kronor or somethign? we don't smoke marijuana.

OP is not a faggot.
Don't forget that Schleswig is German.

lol

kek

neger

none of us care enough to put effort into something like this, we aren't as obsessed with you as you are with us.

knip mun pölseneger

saved
let's share fella, you take the islands, we take jutland

Hell we dont even want it. Full of immigrants and the ones who are not immigrants sound like they are trying to shove a hot potato down their throats when they speak.

Är gräv bort skåne fortfarande en grej?

>full of immigrants
and who put them there?

theyre bretty cool
my fren lives there

>"Scania is swedish guys, scanians speak swedish and have been completely swedified!!!"
>"Fuck scania, it's full of niggers and scanians aren't even real swedes!!!"
make up your fucking mind

Imagine unironically being swedish

See Pic realted

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN!!!!!!!
swedes have littealy never said anything bad about danes. all i see are danes hating sweden for no reason.

Pic related will happen within 20 years

>swedes have littealy never said anything bad about danes
very funny lol
>all i see are danes hating sweden for no reason
>no reason
we hate you because 99% of you are insufferable assholes towards us for no reason

>all i see are danes hating sweden for no reason

Apparently they still haven't gotten over 1658.

>cuxhaven
is that where you're putting all of the Swedes after you retake your rightful clay?

>"Yeah my mates still got the ute he fucked her in"

I'm so sorry for these swedish reddit meme faggots in this thread.

Don't talk shit about Denmark.

i think you are confusing stockholm fags with swedes. come here, i think you'll be pleasantly surprised at how much we love danes.

Stockholm fags don't hate Denmark. It's really just a meme hating on Danes on the internet. Same people that do that gets easily triggered if you talk immigration with them.

to bring danish kino and based Mads to the world

Yes

good lads

something is rotten in the state of denmark

one of the best countries in the world

>somebody trashes a Nordic country and it ain't another Nordic country

Nobody shit talks Denmark except other nordic countries

Based funland

this

Danes are swamp germans

Amerimutt BTFO

pay reparations for viking raids!!1!

I don't like Denmark, it's a useless country

Germany is the largest failure of any Germanic nation by far. You make us all look bad.

vad i helvete damarg?

That exist in all pro fag countries like the Nordics.

psykfallsanon...

fuck poomark

dra åt helvete /sverigetråd/sneger.
vi bryr oss inte om era särsklida brevare

>autistic people
Denmark is the #1 normalfag country out there...

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>shove a hot potato down their throats when they speak
Funny, my parents always said the same.