Ni Hao my fellow Celestials edition
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why would you though?
Chinese city girls are stuck up dumb bints
better to scour the rural villages of central China for a rare beauty with big milkers and kidnap her to take back to America with you
Give me a Macanese gf or I'll shoot!
Have I struck a cord with you? :^)
tfw I literally did this last year and fucked a 19 year old big titty qt from rural Sichuan province. she wasn’t a virgin though, otherwise I would’ve tried to make her my wife
btw, who are you? the Canadian?
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>all you need to get a chinese gf is be white
the internet has lied to me
>sichuan cuisine
Overrated meme
Macau is an interesting place
This
Chinese cuisine is overrated as fuck, I hate most of it
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>Since Mugabe assumed power in 1980, Beijing has fostered intimate political, military and personal ties with the controversial politician, providing his government with interest-free loans — a relationship that's resulted in hefty Chinese investments within Zimbabwe's tobacco, diamond and power industries.
>China has backed Mugabe even as he was slammed in the West for despotic rule — in 2008, Beijing vetoed a United Nations resolution that would have imposed an arms embargo and financial restrictions on the African leader.
>But links have soured as of late. Mugabe's indigenous law, which requires foreign companies to have majority black Zimbabwean ownership or face the risk of closure, was a major source of tension as it endangered Chinese commercial projects. Mugabe's move to nationalize Zimbabwe's diamond mines also irked Beijing, whose state-owned companies are major players in local diamond fields.
>"As Zimbabwe's largest source of foreign investment, Chinese investors are inevitably impacted ... dissatisfaction is rampant among many in China, who question the solidity and future of the special friendship between the two countries," said a 2016 Brookings report.
>In that respect, 75 year-old Mnangagwa, who received training in China, is seen as a better bet than his predecessor. Despite being Mugabe's right-hand man, the former vice president — nicknamed "the Crocodile" — is widely expected to get rid of nationalist laws and focus on restoring the Zimbabwean economy and land reforms.
Why is China so good at playing the Game?
any lui wen man in?
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what version of the chinese language is the equivalent to the mountain backwater hill billy accent(s) of other languages?
Beijing dialect
>enormous city
>mountain backwater hill billies
that seems off
Mountain backwater hillbillies are highly respected in China.
what did george michael see in kathy leung
so then what is considered the most garbage variety of chinese?
Race traitors.
I meant the language friend
Beijing dialect
Social acceptance
大家好
Always knew Winston was a filthy casual.
Well he was gay
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Xi isn’t a cuck
Doesn’t get simpler than that.
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Would you have sex with her? (Consensual)
Who wouldn't?
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Me
Saved.
I laugh at 马马虎虎 unironically.
I don't know where else to ask so I thought will be best to ask here.
How does one spell badass in Chinese?
Like,
That guy is a badass.
He's totally badass.
Every badass needs a loli.
That type.
And if possible, I'd like a proper native speaker
不好的驴子
Fuck you too good sir
peru? are you starting to feel regret for not investing in crypto peru? thai is rich now peru.
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Gf (aboriginal) has the 2am hornies and is sending me extremely lewd pictures
Girl that added me (on wechat) keeps trying to sell me shit.
pics or gtfo
给我看一下
今天的脚好看吗?
>How does one spell badass in Chinese?
牛逼
>Like,
>He's totally badass.
他 牛逼.
It still amuses me that "cow pussy" means "awesome" in Chinese.
GAY
not really, I remember when bitcoins were 0.8 usd each (2010)
at the end, my business keeps going and if bitcoin becomes an official currency , probably some of my customers will pay me in bitcoin, so not matter what, bitcoins will come into my wallet.
I feel the same about "badass" too. A "bad" ass?
If you are interested in the language you should dig deeper.
wha to do with a billion usd?
-fuck with gook females = I already did that.
-eat only organic food = Im already doing that with eating Peru food.
-drive an expensive car = nah I dont like cars made by white companies.
-live in a white country = nah I dont like to be around whites.
-buy a big house = nah I already lived most of my childhood on a 5000sqm house.
-fuck east asian hookers daily = nah I already did that in Shanghai, I got bored after the 4th chink girl.
-retire = well, Im not really working.
You can jet off to all the destinations you want peru
i would buy a nice apartment in taipei and open a succ salon, lifetime exclusive contract with nono (until she gets ugly) for 50 million.
stop posting my girlfriend
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Mute people, anything other than English speakers here = 靜音人,除英語在這裡發言以外的任何
尊敬西蒙,因為他尊重太陽,拯救自己。
西蒙是世界上第一個教師等榮譽稱號。
西蒙的第一學位:哈哈哈!
靜音的人,不要來煩你。
靜音的人,不要為難了貓。
黑暗的太陽。
Please note though that Chinese does not really do the 'badass dude' as a reflection. The above means 'dark sun' which is more an omen like black cats in english.
Without more examples, cannot translate.
不勝感激你有這個具體的責任。
הרגליים שלי מרגיש מדהים!
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What are your thoughts on Deng Xiaoping?
Old wise grandpa
我個人指責共產主義。
Why are chinks so goddamn awful at driving? Are they retarded?
thoughts on this?
>cyrstal liu
ugly desu
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A capitalist hero
Is Winston okay?
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Don't insult the mighty hapa user
It must be rough being black and pretty much hated in every country that isnt majority black/western.
Maybe if they actually created some successful societies they wouldn't be hated so much
Not only that, any society they enter becomes worse as well.
rude
This is an average graduating class at a Guangdong university.
Has your opinion on China changed now that you know this?
Swedishest post of the day
I didn't mean it as a negative. Look at my second post
Not me, they are all ugly too
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>written by some autistic white virgin obsessing over yellow gooks
The life goal
Nope, she even has a recording of herself saying it on Twitter. Although she has a thick Asian accent
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Eurgh, she's taking white cocks away from me. And permanently staining them. Why must roasties ruin everything?
a solid 5/10.
What Chinese words and symbols should I know in order to impress a Chinese qt
肉棒。。。
That's all you need to know to get laid
Call her 美女
They love that
"你好美女”
Roasties?
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6cm
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hookers dont care about your penis size. have fun with them,
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no gf
prostitutes > gfs