toil on the morrow edition
/brit/
LMAO
L M A O
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
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T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
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T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
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T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
I'm in love with the Quebeckian.
*plays a rhythm*
autism
who here /SIPBOYZ/
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LMAO
L M A O
M
A
O
Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)..
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
Not a fan of Yanks and Aussies
I think I'm in love with you.
What's this cleavage ring called?
rate bruce
hate cletus
LADS
it's haitiANO
S I P
I
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Let me marry you.
not gay
Shit thread so far.
One ring to rule them all...
alri thailad
This girl must be the greatest contribution my country has given to Britain
>50% up on my litecoin investment
why didn't i put more into it ffs
alri
It won't be gay if you wear a wig.
a decagon
lmao are you a time traveler from 2005?
who here /britpop/
youtube.com
he is here
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i lost fucking $650 on dogecoin
Zuma's nephew, lads.
youtube.com
Is it easy to find jobs in Costa Rica?
If it is, could I move in with you until I get one?
i repeat: i need a gf with a massive fart box
DIGIMON!?
>i lost fucking $650 on dogecoin
nigger
he's a big guy
Have 450 sitting in tether. Quick where should I put them?
Depends on the job but fuck off we're full
smut
god i wish she'd suffocate me with her vagina
Hi Josie
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>this kills the yank
I find the Americans to be completely unrelatable
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Hey how easy is it to find a job in South Africa?
what did obama mean by that?
stayed in the hills of escazu when i went to costa rica it was pretty nice. weird country though
>people actually panic sold with the tiny dip in bitcoin today
lol
all in link
poof-landers
love oasis me
you are making me angry
BORING
fighting the urge to have a wank
more of a manics man, myself
youtube.com
unironically enjoy reggaeton
any clergy man in?
the incredible bulk lol coz americans are fat
umm..no sweetie.xx
>THAIRAD! YOU GO SEE A RADYBOY AGAIN?!?
listening to cuck porn
Heard the guys are pulling a CFD, is it all fud? Anyways, looks fucking cheap right now
What was weird, freind?
youre probably an autist or paki desu
whenever ive traveled and stayed at hostels with british people we've gotten along really well.
made some life long friends with british people in thailand in pai.
you probably dont really relate with many people which actually sucks. sorry mate
THE irish DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE irish ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the irish DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
-HOW DO YOU SAY irish IN ``LATIN ???
*`MICKLOPATHECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN irish IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR SUBHUMAN COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED HORSES
can we just fucking destroy russia already
they don't need to exist
can we just fucking destroy australia already
they don't need to exist
genuinely dont know what country this is
can we just fucking destroy ireland already
they don't need to exist
>genuinely dont know what country this is
I can relate to almost all Europeans but the US is just ridiculous and silly. People from the US have it too good and they just don't know how to behave.
Embarrassing really, i'd be truly ashamed if the UK as disrespectful to the world like the US is.
Hey can I have a Canadian gf or bf or anything get me to canada I need a job really badly man
experiencing the harsh wealth disparity of the third world first hand, and the nigger tier white people in places like jaco with dreadlocks bumming about on the beach. there were malls that felt more affluent than what i was used to at home in the rich parts of san jose and kids walking into EB games and buying games worth 80-100 us dollars like they were american kids in 2005. felt weird.
One time I farted so loud my girlfriend in the other room yelled back "What?".
Depends on the job, lad.
I don't know, but an image search has led to me to this picture, from that very day, where he was with a big guy - Chis Christie - on a plane. Odd that, lad.
f-forgive me don beto
depends are you a girl if so no
tbf, Brits are notoriously bad tourists too
dont think you've left wakefield much lad. you should get out and see the world more. youd be surprised by how similar everyone is everywhere
beto thrives to destroy
the perfidous anglo
not before asking for
nudes
dumb sudaca poster
truly a /brit/ tier business idea
alri lads
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But I did tip off Los Zetas as to the whereabouts of our good friend Beto...
the one who is a member of drug cartels is the colombian poster who is called cer0n
Fair enough, Jaco sucks balls though I agree, full of fucking gringos
Where should I go in Bogota besides Montserrate, Salt Cathedral, Gold Museum, Botero Museum and Museum Nacional? Only have 3.5 days.
/brit/ for the british
genuinely know this feeling all too well
t.ironworker
what is your job beto?
I am British, even better.. I'm English.
/brit/ is for everyone
/brit/ is multicultural
and it's beautiful
i'm not a bogotANO, you'll have to ask on /lat/ or maybe facebook groups?