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Whats the deal with black people?
They're not black and they're not people edition

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I support the IRA

USA

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Ayyy lmao

royal mail is messing me about

is hull the southampton of the north?

no idea what southampton is supposed to be like sorry

cheeky lads

hull is the riviera of East Yorkshire

its a bit like hull but on the south coast

London's full of peng lasses ngl

poleaboo is looking great

hm well in that case yes

Protip: Seinfeld is Syrian

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non-whites aren't peng

[Australian X-ing Zone]

*zip-lines over your heads while you discuss Hull and smashes through the glass roof of the green-house, arresting your mother in my arms and embracing her with the deep kiss of a virile young seaman*

Why does the UK transition suddenly from post industrial wasteland to idyllic rolling hills so suddenly once you cross the border?

>No face pic

>London's full of peng lasses ngl
actually true because London is like a magnet for the very best of the country

what border

the mirror is one of the worst inventions ever made

And yeah lads, going to sign off using the Dave name. Gimmick appears to have died

The border between England and Scotland

Thought this was a climbing wall until I saw the filename

jotting this down in my notebook of wise quips

*its a hologram*

It's the opposite on the west coast

would demolish the pink haired one in the middle

I think he means the m25?

hello, lads!

*raises beer from an afar table in a small, musky pub in lovely Leeds*

it doesnt really work like that lad
northern england and scotland both have lots of very nice and very grim parts

just been sanctioned hahah

youtu.be/72UO0v5ESUo

Think I'd drink a pint with that Dave guy, stuck by his retarded munter theory to the end

just been sectioned

If you guys are bothered by yank accents (as you say they are nasally) would you recommend using a fake british accent?

section boyz

im serious
water did the fucking job

>northern england is an post-industrial wasteland

no it isn't
it's mostly just countryside

I've heard Glasgow is shit. Northwestern Scotland seems immensely comfy though

Glasgow's full of thugs

>This video is not available in your country

The state of Finland

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ye

>Lovely leeds
not having that

>water did the fucking job
not sure what you meant by this but i did really like your post

snowing again

is this what having an actual winter feels like? I like it. Much better than the grey monotony.

"profane perfection of mankind"

who said that lads? answer posted shortly

Are the Irish a welcoming people?
Will they hate me if i'm an immigrant?
I Shan't be asking this question in the anime thread that is eire.

vocaroo your fake accent

liar

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Yes the only people they don't welcome are brits

jobseekers or what

Just want it to snow half a meter so I can go skiing to the local pub

*has beers sent to your table as I up and leave as a sign of gentlemanly disagreement, you consider a twang of guilt as I exit onto a cold lonely street, with head looking down and fists in my pockets*

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ye we're pretty welcoming and dublin is full of foreigners

What kind of jobs are in demand over there in old Erin's island

bloody mad lad!!

reckon this lad was just angry he was bald

not true
plenty of brits live in ireland

you got a degree or anything?

>not *enters the thread*
fucking leafs

incredible how similar israel is to nazi germany yet nobody bats an eye

*proves that monarchies are generally freer than democracies*

>yet nobody bats an eye
erm

goes better with this one

Glasgow's got lots of good and lots of bad. Prefer edinburgh myself
Lots of nice areas in scotland but most are completely irrelevant, great for visiting though
t. guy who recommended looking into scotland to you

can hear Toilberg being torn to shreds by Toilstein on a conference call in the next room lads

Absolutely torn

Truly, at our core we are all toilsmen

will never understand where foreigners get this idea of scotland being an idyllic land from. It's exactly the same as england except perhaps even greyer and grimmer because the weather is slightly worse up there

ah yes
nations are lining up to stop israel

howling at this post
you CANNOT pull of a convincing accent and even so you can spot a yank easily from the way they dress and act

i hate this fucking cunt Elizabeth when is she going to get kicked out for fuck sakes

*enters the thread*

I dropped out of college after like 3 days because of anxiety like 2 months ago but after a little bit of psychotherapy and pills i'm feeling like going to college again. So i kinda want to find out about what is in demand so i can fulfill my dream of living in Ireland.

despise this stupid yank gimmick of having your phone out 24/7 or shoving it in peoples faces as a threat) to film everything

are you going to make Dublin scorching again?

did too much coke, body is shaking like a leaf

I am not

youtube.com/watch?v=NxVOIj7mvWI

you said nobody which implies individuals, not nations as a whole
and there's plenty of individuals who are against israel for a variety of reasons

would you get Dom'd by a Dick?

prove it then

hated this vile obscene disgusting shit when I was a child. clearly aimed at retarded children

you can sell brown

this is some hard shit
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=ll8-VYM5xYU

yeah lad that lass on the right there sure looks retarded

Sorry lad but i'm not 100% familiar with brit terminology. Explain your statement to me.

stay btfo

youtu.be/IHRncab3Cdg

rolling up some squidgy black

Word. I'm going elsewhere. I'll save the British Isles for better weather. Might do what you suggested and do Ireland and Scotland at once. Gonna go to Mexico for now when I'm stateside.

All I know of it comes from Football Manager and Ewan McGregor's motorcycle docs

if you're really serious about moving here do pharmacy or comp sci/engineering/software development

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Found this gem in Walmart yesterday
bought it because I needed a mug but also because leftypol would love it (despite me not loving them)
"Pull up you sleeves and work with added vigour"

>umm so yeah I'm, like, learning french and german and umm yeah I'm like planning to teach english in a foreign country and stuff yeah haha fuck brexit though that's ruining my life plans aha

hate twats like this

how can such a good video have such a bad song

*nicks your last joint from the gaff*