What’s the difference between Germany and Austria?

What’s the difference between Germany and Austria?

One wants to preserve its country, the other wants to control and/or destroy Europe.

people you think are from germany are from austria when you google them

really no big one, it's like going to another federal state but they have VERY good bacon in Tyrole

Germany is a lot of unified countries who just share a language. Bavarians are more like austrians than northern germans. You can't compare the two countries

Austrians are slavs

The austrians sound like german faggots because of their dialect and they also like to pretend they'd hate us, that's all.

Language

In Austria they speak Austrian which sounds like German but isn't

the differences are mostly historical. It's like asking why Canada isn't part of the US. Also fuck off, what kind of cancer goes to other sites to get Amerimutt memes

Do Germans and Austrians understand each other ?

yes, they just use different terms for some things which makes it complicated sometimes, but generally speaking we can easily understand eachother.

Guessing Austria is the latter?

Austria is the land of paragons of human greatness such as Josef Fritzl and Adolf Hitler while Germany is mostly known for scat porn and farm simulator games.

wow austrians are assholes

>Austria is the land of paragons of human greatness such as Josef Fritzl and Adolf Hitler

If we speak standard german. Otherwise Germans are gonna have troubles understanding an Austrian depending on where they're or the Austrian is from. But the general standard speaking German will have troubles anywhere but in Vienna

>mfw Austrians say Paradeiser instead of Tomaten
>mfw Austrians say Fotzhobel instead of Mundharmonika
>mfw Austrians say Datschga instead of Frosch
>mfw Austrians say Sempern instead of Meckern
>mfw Austrians say Eichkatzerl instead of Eichhörnchen

please

>mfw Austrians say Paradeiser instead of Tomaten
No, regional
>mfw Austrians say Fotzhobel instead of Mundharmonika
Sure
>mfw Austrians say Datschga instead of Frosch
Never heard
>mfw Austrians say Sempern instead of Meckern
No, sumsen
>mfw Austrians say Eichkatzerl instead of Eichhörnchen
Oachkatzele

Austrians are Celto-Slavic.

Not too much difference imo. Germans like to eat Schnitzel with tomato sauce, which is awful.

Also the German tourist meme is real.

They like to it it with Ketchup.
amk Drecks almans ich hasse euch alle so sehr.

this.

one of them has kangaroos right?

They aren't actually meant to be separated, but the Prussians won the unification war and the Kleindeutsche Lösung was the winning alternative.

>mfw germs say Outschtackenkrakenshaustier!! instead of hey how’s it going?

That wasn't funny dude

German national identity is based around being German. But Austrian national identity is not based around being Austrian. Instead it's based around not being German.

Catholicism

Austrians are literally the master race
The Huns are just their obedient cattle there to take orders
No clue how the bastards do it

They have a inferiority complex against germany, but in general they are not diffrent then germans. You barerly notice you are not in germany.

Austrians are not cucked so*bo*s

In a certain federal state of Austria that I know of, they base their identity on being German and not having even a trace of Slovenian about them, though they have an alternate theory where being Slovenian is not congruent with belonging to that state (even tho there's a region in Slovenia with the same name as the state).

German national identity is based around being Bavarian*.

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austrians speak in bavarian dialect, whereas not all the people from germany speak in bavarian dialect

Austria is responsible for starting 2 world wars
Germany is responsible for losing 2 world wars

in vorarlberg and parts of tyrol they speak alemannic, not bavarian

Germans are like regular humans in LOTR while Austrians are like Númenorians.

underrated

one destroys something, the other one plans it

I'm Form the northern oft germany and live in austria for seven years now. In the first months I could not understand everyone well. But I would have the same problem in east west or south germany.

One of them gave us basement dad, the other gave us mutti merkel

why are people saying hitler was austrian?

he literally only spent the first like 20 years in austria and later officially changed his citizenship

every military achievement and every political win was in germany for germany

AUSTRIANS PLEASE TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

they store their daughters in the basement

Somebody sounds jealous

why are people saying unaccompanied refugee children are afghans?

they literally only spent the first like 20 years in afghanistan and later officially change their citizenship

every sexual achievement and every political win was in sweden for sweden

historically austrians were a small spin off of bavaria

Austria is a historical enemy to France.
Germany LARPs as a historical enemy to France.

of course, they speak a bavarian dialect.

Between Northern Germans and Austrians:

(Bavarians excluded because they have no culture or deeper emotions, they are just empty vessels filled with whatever their current conqueror tells them)

German: romantic
Austrian: pragmatic

German: moral
Austrian: nihilist

German: unfunny
Austrian: funny

German: does something for it's own sake
Austrian: does something to spite others

German: life sucks and that's bad
Austrian: life sucks, so fuck everyone

for a long time austrians saw themselves as german, only after the war they reinvented their identity as a family friendly skiing paradise

prior to that they were a power hungry great power

jealous of what?

whether you like it or not, if someone legally acquires your citizenship they are swedes, you dont have to accept that and what they are doing now that they were given the citizenship is the problem of your country.
This matches both to our refugee issues and hitler