Quick, try to speak English without any romance words! You can do it!

Quick, try to speak English without any romance words! You can do it!

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fuck you frog-muncher

Cocks...

Wanker

>munch
from Old French mangier "to eat, bite," from Latin manducare "to chew."

I ran to the shop to grab some sauerkraut

Bitch cunt pig meat

You do realize that the normans settled in england right? Which means you're not descended from them? You know that right?

Quick try to speak French without Latin words!

As i'm half Norman half English, I most likely am..
Anyway >realize

You're A Cunt, Sir!

I had tea and crumpets for breakfast

french is a latin language, is english a french language ?

>for

Isn't this Latin?

Speaking a Germanic tongue without romance words is sound, a Latin tongue without Latin words is dumb.

Boned your mom

Hello, Frank.

>Language

>speak in English with no foreign loanwords
>sound like a dumb medieval peasant

Example:
>The Banded Folkdoms of Americksland (BFA) is the most dwelt-in land in the landstretch of North Americksland. Its makeup is that of an evenly banded rike, with three branches of rike: the Leaderly, the Lawmootly, and the Lawlordly. The foremost tongue in the land is English, though some Spanish is spoken also.

>Americksland, its shortened name, has the greatest landgeld and warband in the world, and is thought to be the world’s lone overrike, since the fall of the Band of Workermootly Kithish Commonwealths (BWKC).

>Americksland was banded with England until the Americkish Uprising, which began with the Saying Forth of the Selfhood of the Banded Folkdoms of Americksland in 1776. Americksland has since fought other wars, namely: the War of 1812, its war with Mexico, the Americkish Kith War, its war with Spain, and the two World Wars.

muppda doo doo bix nood muhfugga

Is the bwkc supposed to be the USSR? Then how is kith then supposed to be used to replace 'civil'.

why don't americans partake in easter?

can native English speakers tell English words which root from Old English from those which come from French(abandon, punish, commence)?

I thought french was a romance language.

I will, I have, I did

"munch" is from latin

only good post in this thread

>cunt
failed

German "für"

Those who are vaguely familiar with latin languages generally can

To be, or not to be – that is the asking:
Whether ‘tis worthier in the mind to bear
The slings and arrows of unbound mishap
Or to take fight against a sea of agenbite
And by gainstanding end them. To die, to sleep –
No more – and by a sleep to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand worldly blows
That flesh is born to. ‘Tis an ending
Dearly to be wished. To die, to sleep –
To sleep – maybe to dream: ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shed our living body,
Must make us stop. There’s the thought
That makes wretchedness of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and slights of time,
Th’ overlord’s wrong, the strutter’s cockiness
The wrench of unanswered love, the law’s sloth,
The brazenness of might, and the spurns
That forbearing goodness of th’ unworthy takes,
When he himself might his settling make
With a bare bradawl? Who would burdens bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that dread of something after death,
The shrouded land, from whose bosom
No wayfarer comes home, upsets the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than to fly to others we know not of?
Thus awareness does make chickens of us all,
And thus the inborn hue of a strong will
Is sicklied o’er with the wan cast of thought,
And undertakings of great worth and weight
Upon this heed their flood eddies and ebbs
And lose the name of doing. – Soft thee now,
The fair Ophelia! – Maiden, in thy beseeching
Bear all my sins in mind.

anglish.wikia.com/wiki/Main_leaf

Suck my plums

I fucked your mama in the morning, French Schwuler.

Alright, that's easy.

Fuck

So you don't even have your own language just a gay sounding Latin dialect. Your country's name is even Germanic. So you basically have your language because you were raped by Romans and your name because your were raped by Germans. Is there any identity you have that was not from rape?

So you don't even have your own language just a gay sounding Latin dialect. Your country's name is even Germanic. So you basically have your language because you were raped by Romans and your name because your were raped by Germans. Is there any identity you have that was not from rape?

>Australia
>A land of rapist from a land based on Celts getting raped by germs and French
>Talks about non-rape based identity

not without knowledge of French, we grow up with English so it all seems normal to us

No.

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon,
hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
Oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,

monegum mægþum, meodosetla ofteah,
egsode eorlas. Syððan ærest wearð
feasceaft funden, he þæs frofre gebad,
weox under wolcnum, weorðmyndum þah,
oðþæt him æghwylc þara ymbsittendra

ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
gomban gyldan. þæt wæs god cyning!
ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned,
geong in geardum, þone god sende
folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat

þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
lange hwile. Him þæs liffrea,
wuldres wealdend, woroldare forgeaf;
Beowulf wæs breme (blæd wide sprang),
Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.

Swa sceal geong guma gode gewyrcean,
fromum feohgiftum on fæder bearme,
þæt hine on ylde eft gewunigen
wilgesiþas, þonne wig cume,
leode gelæsten; lofdædum sceal

>is = est
>English = anglicus
>Spanish = hispanicus
>Name = nomine

Still a very good attempt. Was that text originally written with the purpose of avoiding words of Latin origin?

buttmad lol