/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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Fuck Canada

Not a fan of this edition

love canada x

The greatest expression of love is screaming, "NOT ME!"
Over and over again; until your lungs are bleeding red!
All you do is scream... and cry.
And kick, and FIGHT!
Time passes with all the silence of the loudest drop of sadness.
Then... from the void comes...
... "And I."

Lave
La plus grande expression de l'amour est criant, « pas moi! »
Maintes et maintes fois; jusqu'à ce que vos poumons saignent rouge!
Tout ce que vous faites est crier ... et pleurer.
Et coup, et combattez!
Le temps passe avec tout le silence des plus bruyants goutte de tristesse.
Alors ... du vide vient ...
... « Et moi »

me on the left and my gf on the right.

wish witcher 3's gameplay was fun

what's the deal with me wanting to sleep when i'm drunk

breddy overraded gem

Love me some generous tits and ass.

man that's what life is about

sure, but the story is interesting enough
i just picked up the books and am 3/6 through and fucking love them and crave it all
but the combat and exploration is just so fucking shit--how do people praise the game so much?

>how do people praise the game so much?
The state of vidya is not good

but i get why retards praise Skyrim despite it's braindead combat system
the exploration satisfies you at every turn when you discover items and notes
there's zero satisfaction in the witcher because everything is labaled on that map

everything is handed to you in modern vidya, in my day you had to git gud.

>you've been drafted into Korean War II

what do

shit wrong pic

FOR FUCK SAKE

go back to finland

drafts seem ridiculous when you have professional armies

what is going on here

why is that man's back so large

finally die

my neighbors houses are like 4 meters away from mine and i'm half underground
what decibel level do you think it takes for my subwoofer's bass to reach their homes?

themesong of america at this point
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What the fuck is a meter? Are you some kind of communist?

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i really hate getting the hiccups when drunk

At least you aren't asleep

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These three would make for a great stoner comedy/buddy film.

sometimes I rudepost but feel bad about it

its all right i understand

I had to think about this at one point and got myself to stop altogether.
there's really no reason to be mean despite being anonymous

Thanks for the moral support

>come're give us a snog user!

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>tfw no female to abuse

*sits down*
RNH...

im lost in time and space what's happening now what's it this time

slept 6 hours finally then laid in bed another 2

find vommiting solves that

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>nerdy black roommate in the other room is up watching videos at 4 AM
how is he not tired as fuck, what is he doing? at least i have my reasons for being awake

guy on my list keeps tagging his girlfriend in a post every 2 minutes
just fucking go meet her in real life what's his problem

>look at this cat
>look at this baby
>look at this prank

fudgin retards!!

really, really racist post you made there

lol rip cum

gonna go have a shower and then cook some eggys up

queer culture is thinking you have a crush on most of your friends at some point because the distinction between platonic and romantic love is so heteronormative

they will open in three days
will give an extensive review

its alright
cajun fries are pretty good even if they have probably a thousand percent of your rdi of sodium

There's a guy driving around my neighborhood on a crotch rocket obnoxiously revving it this morning

stand by the side of the road with a baseball bat

what on god's green earth have you been smoking

just got high and drunk last night with a couple of friends, lads

>ban evading

wew, get fucked racist

lol you don't have any friends, silly

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!THEME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

let's make the most of the night like we're gonna die young

really could go for some alcohol rn buds
just got done withdrawing too :(

substance addicts are pathetic and deserve no pity nor help

this
kill waterfags

This is a stagnated thread.

When will non Americans stop obsessing over America

Nothing ban worthy in that post

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tired buds
been up sincec 1am after 6 hours of sleep
why must i be a fuckup

going to start calling calgary Runas the Shamed

>slowly withering away
> losing his mind
seems accurate

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If you're always worried about crushing the ants beneath you... you won't be able to walk.

He's also the only character in that game that I've felt any emotion for

Last cum : 8/10

>Returning to the Azurewing Repose after learning of a withered attack, he places himself in the dragon's pools and slowly withers away
;_;

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If you haven't played it I'll give you a rundown.


>is a mana addict like all of his people
>feeds on the blue dragons to feed his addiction
>you come and slap the shit out of him and he agrees to fight his addiction and help the people he was feeding off of
>fights his addiction and own people so he can save the blue dragon flight
>inevitably turns into a withered (basically a helpless mana addict) because he told you how to take down his people and save the dragons

His last lines alive
>Runas the Shamed says: This hunger is consuming my very mind. It is taking every ounce of my energy to just... just...
>Runas the Shamed says: Can you hear me, my friend?
>Runas the Shamed says: I... I can not see you anymore.
>Runas the Shamed says: I think... perhaps it is time to say goodbye, then.
>Runas the Shamed says: Thank you, my friend, for letting my last few hours mean something.

>Can you hear me, my friend?
RIP. This is almost as sad as when durgesh catfished me.

who

FUCKING durgesh

rofl

what they laughing about

woke up with a hangover, but at least I got to grab some tits last night

My favourite type of WOKE twitter leftist is the shrill Jewish American Princess with a Bachelor of Fine Arts shrieking about the economy.

"Soooooo fucking corrupt", she says without realizing the irony that her shitty Vice job was only because her dad knows the head editor

"Eat the rich!", she says in her $4.7M NYC apartment as she drifts off to another night of drunken off $7K Cabarnet.

me on the right

good morning /cum/

You know how leftists complain about cops for having the power to destroy lives?

Well lets see:

>No strict accreditation process, and very loose regulatory body
>Has the power to destroy lives due to their position
>People who try to go against it have to deal with their reputation at stake
>Devestating mistakes often have no consequences and they can continue to fuck up
>Give off a holier-than-thou attitude; you NEED us or else the world would be shit!

Did I just describe cops or shitty internet journalists?

The fact that they're getting pissy about shit like Vox not giving them unionization power is amazing. Cunt, you're earning like $80K to write your fucking opinions online. Your FUCKING OPINIONS. I'M WRITING MY OPINION RIGHT NOW AND NOBODY IS PAYING ME.

FUCK YOU.

>hur dur we need more security in journalism
get shot. You got legitimate war correspondants like Robert Fisk, people who go agains the government like Seymour Hersh, or people who could have gotten their lives fucked up for uncovering shit like Grubman with Enron.

But nooooooooooo missy kike dyke needs to get paid $100K a year to write about how men suck

What does /cum/ do for fun?

masturbate
dota 2
vape weed
write things
spending time with others before we die

hey, i masturbate too
we have a lot in common

do you have a fucksheep and can I come over and bang it?
please respond

maybe you two should get together and masturbate

Us....us....us.....and them....them....them......and after all we're only ordinary men.

If you can catch it, the cunts got some legs on her.

Beyond a few star columnists and reporters I highly doubt anyone in journalism is getting paid anywhere in the realm you are suggesting. Average is $30-40k at best. Hell I doubt even the big names get paid $80-100k.

Is there such a thing as CHI-boos?

I really want to have a chill foreign friend who will one day visit so I can show him around my barrio and eat tacos with and then take to trips to Mexico with to fuck cheap 9/10 whores :(

Women are infants and can do no wrong.

Cuckholding is the thinking mans fetish, polyandry is totally normal, cheating is fun, being a complete hedonist is great, kids suck dont have children, never marry and do drugs until you're 45, use sex to your advantage and then claim rape because of power dynamics, free speech does not belong to men, im going to be a prostitute but disguse my true intentions as being a sugar daddy who gives totally non-sexual services to old people and btw if you criticize me thats just being an asshole, paypal me 450 to talk to me, fuck having a real job im going to sell my panties online hahahaha so empowering am i right, gonna be an edgy satans girl fuck school, will suck dick for ketamine hahaha dont like it don't kinkshame me asshole

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Excellent edition

Interesting, guess they do pay better than the average.

1. they can afford to pay higher because of the state subsidy
2. a high wage doesnt go as far in brooklyn

those figures are an anomaly
i studied media for a time--biggest reason I got out is because its dead end for the vast majority of people in the field

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Good points on how it can be inflated. I'm also someone in media and it's been pessimism and people leaving the industry which has me somewhat regretting it all. Then again I have practically no other job skills and I'm a shitty STEm student, so I guess I can always sell out and go into PR.

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