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Nestorianism edition.

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>divinity
doesn't exist mate

ummm morty? god's not real x

poo nigger

not even worth 'doraing that abhorrent yankpost

nothing wrong with being a cokehead desu

>Michael Flynn, the former White House national security adviser, has pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI about contacts with the Russian ambassador to Washington.
>Mr Flynn, who was fired after 24 days for misleading White House officials about his conservations with Sergei Kislyak, the Russian ambassador, pleaded guilty on Friday morning to two charges of lying to investigators. His plea came just weeks after Mr Mueller indicted Paul Manafort, the former Trump campaign chairman, on charges that included money laundering. Mr Manafort has pleaded not guilty.

... oxford park ... black magic selfie ... swipe down ...

just cleaned the oven lads, not fucking doing that again in a hurry

need me a woman for these menial tasks

kind of envy this absolute specimen
when i'm mentally ill i just wallow in rants about the long term failure of the british economy and the fact we will never build a society worth living in. bet this guy has a whale of a time.

>hand money directly politician to vote on your vote on your behalf in washington

nonono STOP, that's bribery, and it's ILLEGAL

>hand money to lobbyist who hands it to politician to vote on your behalf in washington

PERFECTLY legal, absolutely NOTHING wrong with this

can't wait for the jews' diversity project to backfire massively and rasheed makes the holocaust look like a tolerance in the workplace presentation.

>i'm a massive cokehead and have fucked massively obese women and oId prostitutes and wanked to piss porn for hours on end

don't care, will only care when trumpy himself comes down, and even then it'll only be so that I can laugh at yanks on Sup Forums for a bit

DISLIKE THIS AUSTRALIAN PROMOTER OF HERESIES

Hooked back up with the FWB, damn she's fun to have sex with. Wew

beware evildoers
where ever you are!

dont see the problem here

if trump comes down then that means the kikes have won

Imagine having American healthcare for a moment
Fucking hell

how massively are we talking about here

accepted that i'm going to be alone for life lads

You should do stand-up you, you're a right laugh

>cant wait for Muslims to commit genocide
rock on my fellow freethinker

Reading Aquinas for politics. Good lad, I mean saint so yeah.

don't fucking reply to me I operate on a higher level

Imagine the trump general on Sup Forums when he gets impeached, will be fucking SCREECHING

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me on the left

they don't want the dick, they want the feelings of a female. modern females are not what the people on Sup Forums (or anyone else who basically lost their lives to the internet) want and traps provide a good supplement.

i always wonder what happens to people with weird medical needs like incontinence
like here, i know the NHS will give you stuff, but in yankland i assume you're supposed to just provide for yourself if you don't have insurance, which must mean loads of yanks can't and genuinely go around shitting themselves all the time

i mean, diabetics get fucked with insulin and they're an even more explicitly medical case since you can't really get over the counter insulin to my knowledge, so it must happen. unspeakably grim.

DEJA VU

I HAVE BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE

imagine the kickball general on Sup Forums when the man kicks the ball, will be fucking SCREECHING

I mean by this point he's already been impeached in the hearts and minds of the people. Everyday is just another disaster for Trump and the Republicans.

bored

cant wait

you actually operate with rose tinted glasses on and I just lifted them up a bit and you didn't like that did you big boy

ever get dejavu when you open a thread on int

lads I really like the Japanese girl not sure what to do

not a free thinker or a rational centrist. self proclaimed turbororke. would be a jihadi if my skin pigmentation was a few shades darker

i felt sad then I remembered there are yanks that think the amerimutt posts are made by soros

watch "idi amin dada: a self portrait"
youtube.com/watch?v=arZV7pmK-zY
genuinely an amazing piece of kinography as well as a laugh a minute riot

WE BUILT THIS CITY
WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLL

stupid boy

>not a free thinker or a rational centrist. self proclaimed turbororke. would be a jihadi if my skin pigmentation was a few shades darker

can't wait for the queen to pop it so I can shitpost about it

>as a turbororke, i cant wait for white people to be mass murdered to support my theories
yeh ok den

remember watching the sopranos and somebody goes "but how on earth is she supposed to pay for all this medical care?" and it hit me that that's what it's like in yankland
horrible

britain getting destroyed in here

do 4 or 5 a grams and drink constantly for 2 days straight with no sleep or food and you'll fuck anything with a pulse. but even still i don't want trannies.

hope sex havers all get AIDS

sometimes a bit sad i didn't grow up with vaguely abusive yank parents who couldn't really comprehend that i had autism and sent me to do weird yank shit like scout camp where unspeakable traumas would occur.

blame watching too much camp lazlo as a kid

you've been saying this for a year now m8

you're only using 4% of you brain m8 I'm using 66%

I can see through walls

>sent me to do weird yank shit like scout camp
Scouting is British

>His full self-bestowed title ultimately became: "His Excellency, President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular", in addition to his officially-stated claim of being the uncrowned King of Scotland.[78]

hmmmmm

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She is crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy cool
She is crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy cool
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
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Daddy Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
She is crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
She is crazy about her Daddy
Oh
She believes in him
She loves her Daddy
She is crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy cool?
I'm crazy like a fool
What about it Daddy Cool
Daddy Daddy Cool
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trump will get impeached soon I can FEEL it in my bones

fine I was wrong the first 20 times I said it but I didn't FEEL it like I do now

drumpf is finished lads

I remember when fry and hitch did the anti Christianity debate.
I sucked that shit up back in the day.
idiot

haha i was trolling you you stupid apes

>be yank
>have diabetes because everything has 1kg of sugar in it
>go to buy insulin at the pharmacy
>$1,000 per shot because the medical company has paid lobbyists to repeal the competition laws and can now price gouge
>die

OHH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cant and shant

going to get the bus out to the shopping centre out of town

I may be a while

Laptops fucked lads, had a fan error for ages but I ignored and it would overheat and turn off but last night it turned off and now won't turn back on cunts properly fucked

gona watch a film lads

already watched the last king of scotland

foolish child

scouting is british but scout camp seems more like an american thing, should probably have said summer camp since we don't have summer haha.
(actually i met a guy who went to a summer camp and allegedly staged a coup d'etat with the other kids, which only reinforced my delusions.)

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>not having a car

hello manchild!

Just got back from Tesco lads. Donated 30 quid worth of food to the food bank people outside.

They think he's going to get a second term can you bloody imagine

newcastle are a waste of space

don't know what that is

>man very close to trump has literally been TRIED by the courts for lying about colluding with russia to investigators

if you can't see what a big deal this is, then you're a mong

dumb fucking shit phoneposting fucking shitcunt
fuck off

democrats need a decent candidate first

catshagger

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this but unironically. people in his administration are being arrested, and it'll be Kushner next.

hello

don't reply to this post or a mysterious thing will occur

Wonder how the Hilary timeline is doing

Telegram from Idi Amin to Richard Nixon, during the Watergate crisis:
>"If your country does not understand you, come to Papa Amin who loves you. A kiss on both your cheeks .
>P.S. When the stability of a nation is in danger, the only solution is, unfortunately, to imprison the leaders of the opposition."

alri

on my way to specsavers when I trip over something
guess what the cheeky cunt near me said

tesco has 1.88m tweets lads

most i've ever seen.

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Alri twitch

sticks and stones

what

la creatura...

They'll have to try to run a Hispanic lesbian or something since they've dumped the working class for identity politics.

nobody currently in his administration have been arrested and nobody who used to be in his administration have been arrested

2 of them have been questioned on pretty worthless technicalities

dont get it

wonder what would be more tedious, him losing early or him serving both full terms and then having everyone realize he basically did nothing but shitpost on twitter

fair play
good lad

go on guess