Why is Germany's capital so shit?

Compared to other major European capitals like Paris, London, Rome, and Brussels; Berlin has fuck all and is a hideous ugly irrelevant city.

Why doesn't Germany pick literally any other city as its capital?

Fuck off

Germany is a fake country

just passing by, I will leave this

Because berlin perfectly represents the german spirit.

1. Germany is decentralized, this isn't France where all roads lead to Paris
2. Half of Berlin was in the middle of "enemy" country for 40 years, nobody in their right minds invested in it, the other half was communist
3. It has more history and relevance than your entire country
4. The true capital should be Frankfurt

just like brazil represents the portugese spirit

I hope you know that our capital was previously Bonn (pic related), until the reunification. Berlin is a pile of crap and deserves to be bombed and destroyed again.

RREEEEE that fucking parking on the left.

LEARN TO PARK YOU FUCKING SEAT CUNT

>parking on sidewalks
>not shithole

Berlin was picked as the capital after the reunification because it was the historic capital and because it was thought that the government seat would accelerate the local economy. Everyone underestimated just how lazy and uncaring Berliners are. But another move now would cost billions of Euros.

Those are dedicated parallel parking pockets. Also on second examination the photo is a fucking shoop and I don't know what about it is real and what isn't. I just know the cunt on the left can't park.

Berlin is like a moist stone

Oh, Berlin. What is Berlin? Berlin is the city for which Germans have to be ashamed on the international stage. When you compare Berlin with other European capitals such as London, Paris, Madrid and Amsterdam, it makes every decent person blush with shame. Even small countries such as Austria, Belgium or Switzerland have internationally presentable cities with a high quality of life, such as Vienna, Brussels and Zurich. Germany is punished with Berlin, the capital of failures. Berlin is by far the most asshole domiciled city in Germany. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin and Axel Springer Verlag are just a few examples of the incompetent scum that is being lodged here. Glorious times are long gone, this city is lost.

The Berliner himself is a lazy scoundrel through and through. Character traits that are regarded in every civilized culture as pure laziness, unfriendliness, inability, social disorder and stupidity, declares the Berliner to be a Berlin character. Another central feature is the all-dominant inferiority complex. That's why the Berliner is projecting massive feelings of hatred on anyone who is better than him in any way. Especially the Southern Germans, who are far superior to him in all respects, are a thorn in his side. He envies their success and Munich is at the top of his hate list. This city is everything and has everything that the Berliner would like to be and would have. The Berliner is not interested in the fact that Munich finances his lottery life for the Berliner, he even secretly believes he deserves it. Instead of liberating himself from his lethargy of envy and jealousy and transforming his city, he goes into antisocial parasiticism and still considers his cosmopolitan city to be a great place.

because slavs gotta slav

Culturally, Berliners are rather weakly endowed, great works date back a long time. The pronouncement of the letter "g" as "j" is already considered a major cultural achievement. Advanced learners can even learn how to attach a "wa?" at the end of each sentence. The cuisine has a manageable level of quality. A sausage made of grinded meat with ketchup and curry spice is sold here as Currywurst and as a culinary stroke of genius. Any sensible person would hardly consider a sausage with ketchup to be the holy grail of the art of cooking and probably not even a recipe. The rest of the republic generously leaves the Berliner in this belief to not let his inferiority complexes take over.

Economically, Berlin is a single disaster, even the late GDR was more solid. Apart from that, Berlin's economy is based on alternative blogs, something with media and gender studies if you can trust the universities. Despite the economic bankruptcy, the Berlin citizen is willing to afford prestigious projects such as the city palace and an airport that is to be regarded as an art project due to a lack of functionality. This city also houses all the headquarters of the people's parties, who for marketing reasons renounce the "traitor" in their name.

The mayor of this city was the funny Wowi bear, who swept everything into the abyss with his Prestige & Prosecco policy which was still halfway presentable. In short: Berlin is the tile table of Germany. It is for Germany what Greece is for the European Union and if Berlin had an open cloaca, it would be Germany's Romania. Berlin is a disgrace, the spot on Germany's arse. Berlin is the guy who comes to your party without an invitation, doesn't even bring alcohol and doesn't understand that he's not wanted if you knock his teeth out of his face and throw him down the stairs. Berlin is the Detroit of Germany and belongs to Poland for 200 zloty.

>tfw when not having a gigantic glass dildo or an oversized radiotower

why live?

>southern germany where germans racemixed with meds is top tier.

really made me think

Axel Springer is originally from H*mburg. All the trash moved to (west) Berlin after the reunification, but it's still better than the rest of the country

>Bonn
Good joke

It's not like there is a German city which has the same relevance as Paris, Rome or London, maybe only Vienna.

Berlin has legitimacy for Prussia and shit, the split made it even more symbolical.
Frankfurt is probably the one that makes the most sense from an historical and geographical point of view, it's also at the border between Northern and Southern Germany.
Vienna is independent so yup.

Munich and Hamburg are just too regional, Cologne is irrelevant.

Tl;dr Berlin, Vienna and Frankfurt are the two legitimate capitals, Frankfurt was not chosen because krauts ultimately regarded Berlin as symbolically important and chose Bonn because it was just too irrelevant to be the permanent capital.

I like you.

We could pull an Anglo and name our capital something completely irrelevant so that economic interests don't interfere with politics.

it is a slav rapebaby
the original germans are gone

It is the tool used for burning all the money earned by the eternal teuton.

at least we don't suck merkel's dick

>4. The true capital should be Frankfurt
the true capital should be in a non-german city

no

Obviously you do. Only Bremen and Saxony don't

>Russians occupied 100% of Germany

>Munich and Hamburg are just too regional, Cologne is irrelevant.
wrong

>saxony

Berlin has embarked on a great reconstruction project, I like how they build stuff in the Prussian classicism style now.

But the city is really dirty and run-down in many places, I wonder what the most important world politicians think when they visit one of the richest and most powerful countries on Earth and see Berlin.

>LINKE
>18.8%
Jesus Christ

>tfw you'll never be able to vote only for Wagenknecht without that party attached to her
Oh well, still better than the fucking Green.

>the photo is a fucking shoop
google "Bonn Heerstraße", you fucking east German retard

>Wagenknecht
>tfw you know she is charismatic but at the same time she glorifies Che and Chavez
Dunno how to think about her desu

Runaway surrender monkeys kicked out from France for betraying Christianity.

The other photo is a shoop though. All the people on the road are shooped in, and there are several trees disappearing into cars.