WTF i love iceland now!!!

WTF i love iceland now!!!

240 character tweets are a crime against humanity.

>go farther than the Paris Accord

She's going to blow up some volcanoes and send us to another ice age.

okay real talk why do they ALL end their last names with 'dottir'

>yeah, geotermical energy is the future!! we're in the top of a massive tectonic border that created this massive island in a single eruption event, so forcing it with water at a giga pascal pressure to get energy will benefit us sooo badly i just want to do it now!!!

Men have [father's name]son, women have [father's name]daughter

>anti-militarist
these people live in a bubble. they literally have no army already. lesotho could invade them if it wasn't for nato

In other words, Iceshit are too dumb too keep track of their lineage.

female form of patronym

Jakobs-son
Jakobs-daughter

ah, that would explain a lot.
every female icelandic character or artist I know ends with dottir

icelandic people don't have last names

it's your name, plus your mom/dad's name and son/dottir

Added to my never visit list

icelanders can track their family back way further than finns can because of the islendingabok

do they have any kind of navy?

>merge icelandic and vietnamese culture
>everyone is either called nguyendottir or nguyenson
holy shit stop globalism NOW

Not hard to track a straight line

>iceland
>anti-militarist

be grateful she is holding iceland back from unleashing hellfire upon the world

>hellfire
Rotten shark meat more like. I heard that shit is so nasty, you can weaponize it.

>be icelandic
>unironically believe in elves
>biggest ambassador on the world stage is a pop star

>privileged white women in western countries, still crying out about their "oppression"

At some point doesn't this become disrespectful to people who are actually oppressed?

>anti-militarist

They don't even have an army. Does she want to abolish the coast guard or something?

>anti-militaristic
Finally.

We need not live in fear any longer.

She looks like a nice lady

Pretty sure Iceland is already run on 100% green energy thanks to all the geothermal activity.