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sausage roll edition

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the prospective gf

the prospective gf

just don't want yanks here

l'apostrophe

find the idea of getting a pig, which is a fairly intelligent animal and grinding it up into a mashed paste and then wrapping it pastry and eating it a bit a weird.

glad that most forms of chicken are with the bird kept generally anatomically intact

currently eating salami

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Rasheed

>find the idea of getting a pig, which is a fairly intelligent animal

Shouldn't talk about your mam that way

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I had a sausage roll for brekkie

lmao they might be intelligent to a pigbrain like you
they're probably better off in my belly anyway

ah yes let's laugh at this while flying between two horrible shitholes like NYC and LA

>MENTIONED

will you be watching mitsuboshi colours?

don't like eating mammals prefer to eat fish and birds to be frank

>mistletoe
>rape

>if you meet a person in the street if you start hitting them remember that without provocation it's assault

>muh rocks
no one cares

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what a fucking shite example of a landscape you posted
ugly

the UK is practically a flyover country besides london

lmao

Nobody lives there though. Flyover towns and cities are so fucking grim.

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>so user can you handle a strong woman?

The real answer is grim: they're mostly just racist. I refuse to believe that a builder up North is genuinely fretting over democracy - they just want foreigners out, and probably think Pakistan is in the EU too.

what does it taste like?

bought a load of french charcuterie for 20p reduced from going off and baked it and it tasted just like bacon.

the daily dose of molypoo
getting it

probably

alri joshua graham

no not really

God Bless the North

i care

why are yanks so incredibly bitter about london?
is it because none of their shite cities rate at all

Had some nice old lady complain to me about women drivers as I was crossing the street from a day of toil yesterday.

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they went there once and got bantered

Scot detected

polish stuff from tescos it's pretty decent actually but dunno how im supposed to consume it all within 2 days haha
do they have tesco in roi

i thought rape was penetration without consent?

only japan has nice cities

If they're small they're not grim, they're comfy.
But american whitoids turning into 56%ers and with the culture Judeao-Negrified, most of them are collections of heroin addicts.
Northwest is better, but it's a bit like London's posh twats crossed with rural areas that aren't for farmers but holiday homes that do nothing with the land.

New York is much better than London. LA is too.

good
we need to drastically reduce immigration

stop talking about willies

been to NYC and it was smelly and too hot
LA is literally who tier

they have tesco in Eastern Europe

reckon you lot are bunch of absolute pansies
bet you've never felt the satisfaction of delivering a solid punch square in the face of some cunt

LA is shit

anime

>making a 6'2" moviestar feel feminine

L.A is fucking shite, been there twice unfortunately

This lad began his long transition to baldness as baby

yeah we have tescoes

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kneed some cunt square in the face during an all in brawl in high school rugby haha

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mate of mine slipped in the shower and cracked his fucking skull basically there was a gash in it

was spazzing out naked on the floor blood everywhere and his (female) housemate had to come to his aid hhahahah the fucking STATE

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LA is peng if you're not a virgin.

we don't need to reduce immigration
we just need to make immigration generally temporary (with a few exceptions)

grim

London is genuinely pretty boring compared to New York where there's something new around every corner. London is big but just feels like a collection of shitty provincial towns outside of a few nice parts.

New York is a ducking enormous, fascinating metropolis that you could never possibly get bored of. It's literally the centre of the world and it makes me smile when arrogant Londoners think their paki infested shithole compares to it

So you DO need to reduce immigration.

haha would love to do that 2bh

just found out that they drink tea in Ireland too
wtf

any absolutely bollocked lad in?

>lad

More like smelL A

Irish are called West Brits for a reason

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my days

Stop talking about us

NYC really is much better than London

LA is shit.

London has terrible architecture. stuck between the old world and thrusted into the new.

the contrast is forced and gross.

only poorfags think LA is shit

haha bunch of poorfags you lot huh

not by level per se. just by permanence.

that said i think most immigrants (from outside the EU) these days can only be here temporarily anyway

temporary immigration is win-win

London is a lovely luxury Victorian city

>why are you not sitting down user?

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I used to complain about the tube in London, then I went to New York, jusus christ the state of the NYC subway. It's like I was stuck in a third world shithole.

How do new yorkers get any work done?

The Irish are basically English just with willy accents, ROI may as well join the UK desu

mashAllah

yeah there a few nice bits

any train autismos in

look how many rails that has haha

yeah i've been to NYC mate the transport is legit third world, it's filthy as fuck and it's way too hot
not even close

you have nice weather :)

>temporary immigration
what the fuck

lv ur posts

yup

>the contrast is forced and gross.
In those areas in which there is contrast.
But somewhere like Westminster is GOAT.

It's a bit of a redefinition of immigration to treat it like it's work-based tourism rather than moving somewhere else to live there.

>How do new yorkers get any work done?
They're like cockroaches. Could probably brush off a nuclear explosion like it was nothing.

imagine a woman actually wanting you to put your hard willy inside her

boggles the mind

I enjoyed visiting new york city

Too hot

just be yourself

is /eire/ malfunctioning
no weeb noncery in the British culture thread.

imagine a man actually wanting to put his hard willy inside a cunthole

boggles the mind

i enjoyed getting my arse fisted by a lad