Go to ireland

>go to ireland
>wanna have a good time in an irish club
>bring a cute girl from the club to the hotel
>she takes her clothes off

What do?

colonise

>only one ginger
These girls aren't really Irish, they're just LARPing American porn sluts, aren't they?

Start spanking naughty gals butt.

I would hope a porn studio would pick better-looking models than that.

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Why do they all have old lady ass?

I have a better ass than all of this women and im a man

3>1>2>8>7>9>5>4>6

90% of girls irl look like that, you're just used to seeing porn stars with perfect bodies

yes no no yes yes no yes no yes

why do horse girls always look like horses?

Because they drink too much

Sedentary lifestyles.

I live in a "diverse" area and can tell you that it is only white girls that have butts like this :^)

Thank you Soren, you beat me to it. Anyone who's actually dated and had sex with IRL women (not dakimakura pillows) would know that it's actually pretty fucking uncommon that they resemble Kate Upton.

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Kate Upton isn't that hot anyway and she's kind of gross actually.

These are no better than the OP pic.

hope I cum fast so I can get out

Meanwhile brazil bundas

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1,4,5,7,8 are pretty gud

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the problem with brazilian girls is that a lot of what you see might be fake

Probably Tennessee, Kentucky, or West Virginia. So many people LARP as Irish in those states.

BRAAAAAAAP

>All my irish ancestors were redheads!
this is such an american post

Yeah, some put silicone, but also fitness is huge here so there's actually many good natural bundas

Sigh
*unzips*

this

#1 and #8 aren't so bad, a little stocky but that's not terrible

People are offering explanations that have nothing to do with the real reason. The fact of the matter is they either feel uncomfortable or are cold. If they were truly intending on being sexy, they'd perk up their butt and project their chest. Instead, they're just thinking it's cold, their feet hurt, Irish weather sucks, that the guy taking the picture is a creep, and that theyr should have kept their clothes on.

Posture changes won't make cellulite disappear though.

have some respect

those girls got their asses out for us to enjoy now fucking enjoy them you little shits

Str**Ght people disgust me.

Starving Irish women lining up for free food during the Great Irish Famine (1850, colorised).