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zajkovia edition

very good edition

previous for short term /v4/ comic strip archival

They put fluoride in the tap water to brainwash you with their lies. You still believe in 9/11? They've got you so good. You're their bitch.

The towers never went down. Hollywood filmed the whole thing and filled the entire island of Manhattan with crisis actors.

i dont drink tap water

i could use a gf right about now

>walk at least 1 hour per day
>exercise 3 times a week (properly)
>drop fast food and eat healthy (mostly meat and veggies)
>drop sugar and alcohol
>take coffeine shots or drink coffee
this is how you lose weight very, very quickly

you're still young, user
you'll get one eventually

>walk at least 1 hour per day
ain't nobody got time for that

most people walk around 1 hour by at least buying groceries or going to work/school

hardly
people go shopping maybe once or twice a week and everybody takes cars or public transport to get to work

>people go shopping maybe once or twice a week
every other day
>everybody takes cars
nobody cares about cagers
>or public transport to get to work
walking from and to a bus stop takes time, walking around your workplace takes time, walking around home takes time, unless you're a goddamn blob that sits on its arse all day
tl;dr: a mentally healthy person walks for an hour a day without effort

so this is why i'm fat

cheers user

>not buying fresh meat every day from local microbutchery
i laugh at all americans

>tfw reading about all those Hollywood orgies and drug parties and producers raping boys etc.

its even worse than I imagined. Shame its mostly muh women molestation when they are truckloads of boys getting raped and molested too

Me too

>Tfw it's snowing

anytime m8ey

>
>you can't build muscle and lose weight at the same time
worst meme ever
you literally can

Hey viseniggas
Our Danish anonymous friend is sad because no one congratulated him for his birthday
Help us out!

This

okay

ded

oh boi

user, you already lost 100€ on one

...

jus b urself

what

he meant the course where they teach you how to use question marks
it was obviously a waste of money

are you no the user that bought a figure not dissimilar to these for a hundred euros?

ahoj

helou

I honestly can't enjoy anything without alcohol anymore.

no.

ahojky :D

find some other drug

>can't enjoy anything without alcohol anymore
same. I tried substituting it with weed but it just didn't work

>beginning in following year, local councils will now be eligible to restrict the sale of alcohol from 10pm to 6am
wtf i hate PiS now

wyjebane
ja robie zapasy za dnia

just drop it you weaklings

what did you have for lunch?

Nothing yet

this
what to cook for lunch?

alright lads

Hey there buddy

test

did it work?

if I told you, you'd have to kill me

no problem, share your secret with us

...

Alright mate

Honestly I only have eggs atm but I'm too lazy to go wash the dishes and boil them

stop posting an*me
you'll attract the gays again

>deer stewed on various vegetables
>dried cranberries boiled in rather high quality ríbezlák
>opečené zemiaky
I haven't had a lunch this good in ages, the taste of potatoes merged perfectly with the stew, the meat with the cranberries/wine
I'll still most likely switch to mana, because food is such an inconvenience, but I understand the beauty that a meal can be.

> switch to mana
bretarian?

no, mana is a commercial product, a powder you just mix with water
it contains pretty much all your body needs, without the hassle of having to prepare a proper meal

is it better than soylent?

>soy

I don't know, I haven't had that
it's a czech product though

no meme just mood
I need more alcohol

Chapter 63, I hate that I'm getting close to the end.

not to worry there are new chapters that came out yesterday

Ooooh I just noticed.

also fucking land transactions are getting stale

kek, I'm into it

>tfw no narwhal to eat with eve

...

>ywn run off in the night with her like lovers

>tfw gf

>whoro

>

ples translet from moonspeak

Broofs ? :DDD

Hello friends.

would you post your gf on internets?

Hi

hello slawek

I bought some pork ribs, gonna cook them with onions in mustard sauce

I wouldnt be here if I had one

you know that's not true

its sad but true

we're all here forever, southern friend
might as well get comfortable

nah I can leave this place anytime its just that I dont have anything to do rn

it's not about an inability to leave
it's about the one simple fact
that you'll always come back

but what if i find something else to do than this?
btfo thót

that doesn't mean you won't come back

but i wont come back once i will leave forever this site

>once i will leave forever this site
hahaha
no such thing

That's a political suicide though
I bet Jakubiak will be mad as fuck about this

I am awake

I'm the reason of my own misery

hello

but you are wrong

just censor face

welcome

thank you
how is your afternoon

you should fix that

yeah suicide is an option after all

absolutely

>how is your afternoon
I'm just chilling and looking for some christmas gifts.

Thanks,I'll consider it.