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I deserve a white gf

nigger

RAPE!

put your hands up its a stickup

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going to eat a microwave enchilada for my lunch

had my life ruined for having for the wrong opinion

yorkshire is a bomb site

nothing bonds people together like a universal hatred of lefties

Literally just not brushing them.

I assume "bump into" in Northern Ireland is local parlance for "blow up"

reckon we should do something about that

im gona have a cheese and bean toastie

That sounds quick and convenient to prepare.

>there are literal BLANK SPOTS all over Antarctica on Google earth
LMAO. And yet people don't believe the stories

opinions on the Midlands lads?

Kill Tory Scum edition

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that's nice. i hope you enjoy it

me in the pic (retaking a levels)

>nothing bonds people together like a universal hatred of lefties

So much for the tolerant left.

used to eat instant ramen and microwave dinners every day for years and my blood pressure was 189 over 62 which is extremely high for somebody my age

why are leftists so violent?

what stories?

me too. have a habit of tucking in too quickly and scalding my mouth on the volcanic innards.

got called a faggot by a canadian

carbonara pasta for lunch lads
with an orange for dessert :)

Greggs thing has been in my bag since Wednesday.

Going to bin it now

they're fascists

Who was this year's Islamophobe of the year?

Gregg is a wealthy lad

WHO will win next Sunday, WHOOOOOOOOOO

MANCHESTER UNITED
the PROBABILITY of a UNITED VICTORY stands at ||-|||-|%
or
MANCHESTER CITY
the PROBABILITY of a CITY VICTORY stands at |||||||||||%

both teams kick the balls
both teams score the goals
both teams CAN WIN

is /x/ a jokey board or are they all really like that?

>cherry picking
clean your act up bradford is like a punjab exclave

i had to do GCSE foundation maths as a 20 year old

is it any coincedence that tories is only one s from stories just like the lies they tell?

jays on my feet
jays on my feet
jays on my feet

Is rorke pro Reunited Ireland

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posted a blurry pic of my ballbag on /x/ and they all thought it was an apparition

Hard to believe a country can get to this point of insanity.

Right. Here's the plan.

Move all those dirty dishes to one side since I didn't get round to washing them and need the counter for a massive shave.
Get the clippers and mirror out and do a massive shave.
Get in the (now lukewarm) bath.
Have a right old scrub.
Get dry and dressed.
Clean the kitchen and clean those fucking dishes.

Should've started this process an hour ago FFS.

someone recommend me some albums

SO tolerant :)

What about the tolerant right? Murdering millions with their evil austerity policies?

will never be able to fathom white muslims

benders don't have sex. sex is for procreation e.g. penis in vagina. you can't have sex with the digestive system, a hand, or an armpit.

Aaaaall I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
My two front teeth
My two front teeth

not an album but i've been listening to a lot of EDEN on youtube lately. "wake up" is my favorite song of theirs

jesus christ
did you have a helper at school too?

*poos on yorkshire*

heh nothen personel ked

*poos on durham*

heh

*poos on northumberland*

heh

*genuflects towards lancashire*

>cherry picking
Yes, that's exactly what you're doing, you dumb fucking nigger

hooted

>tfw radical centrist
>tfw radical agnostic
>tfw radical midlander
>tfw radical middle child
>tfw radical average height
>tfw radical bisexual

haven't even had breakfest yet, how mad am I

can anybody besides the yank recommend me some albums

City are better than United in every single way
United's stadium isn't even in Manchester LMAO

Rasheeeeddd

experienced the ultimate mugging off in the club other day
lad comes up to me and hands me an empty and says "mind holding this 2 secs"
i take it and he fucks right off
haven't stopped thinking about it since

farrah abraham - my teenage dream ended

BORN

INTO A PACK

you should track that lad down and kill him

>This tolerant rorke ffalseflag
Gg sheed

off to do a poo lads
I'll join you again in 10 minutes

aye and i bet london is lovely if you avoid the shit parts isn't it?

What should I see at the cinema lads?

Seen Paddington 2 already. There's a tennis lesbian thing but it looks a bit sjw. Then there's murder on the Orient express, a Charles Dickens thing and a film about a boy with an ugly face.

How fucking passive aggressive can you be

*ironic baitpost*

tempted to go to a massage parlour and get wanked off

not cum in 6 days

>rorke
There's no such thing outside of your imagination. What you call "rorke," everyone else just calls "islamophobe." Trying to pigeonhole a large, diverse group just leads to delusions of evil monster-men lurking about, all with the exact same views and methods and even appearance and background. Sound familiar?

I've been posting on /brit/ for nigh-on five years now

The Shire was based on the West Country you faggot. Tolkein grew up in the West Midlands, but related the Shire to the more rural South-West part of England. Gloucestershire, Wiltshire, Somerset, that sort of area.

It was meant to be a really comfortable, rural, content place. That's the West Country, not Yorkshire, which is dark and partly industrial.

Yorkshire is the bit between Gondor and Mordor where it isn't quite a realm of total darkness, but still really grimey.

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an empty what

the GIANTS united will take on the GOLIATHS city making both teams seem normal sized

same. i think in march i'll have been coming here for 5 years

im a sadcase

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trump has been rounding up pedos and sex traffickers all year and lefties STILL hate him

they need to get their priorities straight desu. drumpf has done more good in one year than obama did in eight

Here's bacon, here's alcohol, here's being able to walk about without a bin bag on your head. Oh, you don't want any of that?

Everything is shit. Orient Express flopped. What's the dickens/weird face thing called?

>a film about a boy with an ugly face
Didn't know they made a film about you wheyyy

cannae wait to get wankered at the toil christmas party and tell all what i really think about it

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drumpf is on his way out in the next few months so i don't see why you're bothered either way

Uhh yes?

glass

Used to post hatbait to rile up the hatters quite often back in the day, they got pretty good at detecting hatbait though, still no match for my superior intellect though, wrap the hatters round my little finger I do

I wankered that wanker wanking wankerston wankburry wanked

said the lefty runtling for the 12th time this year

Yeah but his original family name was Drumpf or did you just conveniently forget that you NAZI?

gf has finally put some pancakes in the pan but now she's got distracted by something else in the cupboard

am I going to remind her to check on her pancakes? no I'm going to let her burn them the absentminded bINT

the shire was based on rural parts of staffordshire/worcestershire actually, which is the midlands

they call me "the mad hatter"

my hat folders exceeds 100GB

going sheffield in a bit

It's not passive aggression. They're hoping someone goes all Charlie Hebdo on them.

Charlie Hebdo won it a few years ago and they were joking about how there was no one around to pick up the award.

remind her, then you can use it as ammunition later

only the most deluded of drumpfkin don't see it coming at this point desu

doublemint dave