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brum edition

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Still taking choccy recommendations thanks

any lads up for a half pint

just having a coffee and a saino's pecan/maple twist before I go gym lads

loved brum
was he from birmingham?

ahaha waheyyyy!!!

waheyyyyyyy!!!!! brummy booyyyyy! eyyyyy!!!!!

bow to your princess

galaxy ripple

is my australian friend here again

na he was named after the car

yeah the whole programme was him driving around brum city centre
haha oioi you wacky bastard

Contemplating the ole 'cide.

can i be your friend too lad

love friends, me

i thought it was onomatopoeia and only now did i make the connection to birmingham

Post more of the curly haired vixen

dairy milk golden nugget

82553458
wa

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

*bing bong bing*

the train now standing at - plaform 2 - is the 08:04 Northern service to Bishop Auckland

calling at: redcar east.. redcar central... south bank... middlesbrough... thornaby... darlington... shildon... newton aycliffe and.... bishop auckland

christ didnt see op and thought you were talking about brum the poster
have to go atone for my stupidity now

these memes are getting scarier

You don't have a word for half a pint in English?

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Anyone else noticed Pakis from Pakistan are actually more respectful and productive than Pakis born here? Why are second and sometimes third generation immigrants always worse than first generation?

they come in pints?

yeah ok
I've got a sore tummy today and have been lying in bed. will go to the shop later to buy bananas

yeah it's called the bender glass

ahaha right so goes to a party right and prior i was watching the game with me mam (good game well done england) so i uninronically get like 6 messages from ppl asking where i am literally never been so popular in my life wahey hahaha so iget there expect uproarious applause but all i get is a dull "hey *****"

righto, thanks

How much money do you have lids?

>25 years old
>35.5k salary + 2-4k bonus
>11k in the bank, 4k in crypto, 2k pension pot

strong contender for worst post of the year

some really sick fuck made this one like

uncle ted was 110% right

IMPEACH THIS FOOL

24
quit my job
got £25,000 in the bank

had a quarter pint of koppaberg and passed out

make 32k a year and struggle to pay rent and bills myself

>26 years old
>~10k salary
>1k in the bank

>4k in crypto

Ah yes.

youtube.com/watch?v=l48RM-_RJrM

in the past women were only allowed drink halfpints

based donald

heres a little reality check for you 1) i dont care about you OR your opinions 2) i am alt right 3) DONT message me again or i'll hack you and fuck your mum 4) fuck you boy!!!!

shit mate, you should have been more careful. a quarter pint would do anyone in.

next time try taking small amounts in shot glasses

18 years old
£5.50 in the wallet

Don't even know what that is or that were in it.

fucking delete this

strong contender for best post of the year

>25 years old
>NEET
>7k in the bank
>55k in bitcoin

state

when i was 18 i had like £3,000 to my name

my daddy was generous

trump getting impeached is quite ahem because trump looks a bit like a peach

me? i aim to please

*lets the towel slips down as I walk away*

woops! oh dear me, how did that happen?

>dude beer virility lmoa
>is actually full of estrogen
Wine is the only valable drink historically. No idea why it was turned into a drink for pseud-intellectual females by Anglo cultures.

would smack alan back to the stone age if he started chatting shit to me irl, lil 5'2 midget wouldn't stand a chance against a 6'2 muay thai god like me

>THIS TIME Trump is finished

Are they ever going to give up? I've been articles like this for pretty much a year

would probably pull an ol' 'urder-'cide if i had a son that grew up to post on /brit/

youtu.be/cgYKv3mVuCY

>22 in a few months
>still no gf
What do lads?

what's the best platform for trading crpyto?

aside from Goybase that is

better you have milky soft hands you fucking fly

don't let me catch you say such nonsense in public or i'll do immeasurable damage to your ribcage with my farm-strong fists

idiot

only date women whose current age is an odd number
how strange is this?

>27 years old
>Earn 16k
>Got £4k saved in the bank

hacking you haha

just finished trump

bloody hell! at least you're not a virgin as well

go out with a mate's girlfriend's friend

fucking hate tarquins
would boot the head off you

hmmmmm okay

he's getting impeached any day now!

reminder alan is a bald paedophile manlet

go for some skank or travel to budapest and get a decent girl here

>tfw was going to spend £100 in bitcoin back in like 2007 or something
>Didn't do it because I was both too scared and also I didn't have a job so £100 was a shitload of money to me

2018 will be the year I have sex finally, and you?

Human civilisation is an intensely fragile construction. It is built on little more than belief: belief in the rightness of its values; belief in the strength of its system of law and order; belief in its currency; above all, perhaps, belief in its future.

Actually..

post hookups
>28
>straight
>0 gfs
>20 makeouts
>2 blow jobs
>0 sexes

we get it
pipe down now

my gran died and i got like £1200 in inheritance

Good luck, it's on a hardware wallet

me

>priceless life experience
>school girls on the call
>fast motorbike for sex
>10,000 friends
>mum
>broad shoulders and a devil may care attitude
>don't care about you or your nerd internet money
>jock

dont bother

Going to rearrroom

i am female

>in like 2007
sure you did kiddo

you can't think like this, because you probably would've cashed it out at like $1/coin

Unless you had strong hands from the get go, it's best to just let it go

he's just high test mate

yo, you cute babe?

Umm sweatie sugar baby butterflies rainbow teddybear

lets see how i'm doing

>20 years and 3 months old
>no gf
>no friends
>virgin
>never had a gf
>NEET
>live with parents
>packing on weight
>havent left my house in 5 months
>parents are getting sick of me
>no money
>spend all day on Sup Forums

im doing well i guess LOL

>19
>straight
>1 gf
>countless makeouts
>over 40 blowjobs
>countless sexes

if you can count how many times you've had sex you're basically still a virgin

about £17

>21 by the end of this month
>straight
>0 gfs
>0 makeouts
>0 blowjobs
>0 sexes

>26
>Straight
>0 gfs
>0 make outs
>0 blow jobs
>0 sexes

Fuck my life.

how do i buy bitcoins for drugs now that they're massively expensive, even to buy a fraction of a coin?

die you fucking tory cunt

bitter little rodent. You're poor because you come from a long lineage of genetic waste

sometimes forget the dutch exist. feel like the netherlands should be more relevant than it is

real mate? how are you even more pathetic than me haha do you ever go outside/drink alcohol?

>23
>straight
>0 all round

>21
>gay
>muslim

>18
>Straight
>Virgin
>1 kiss