Kirby swallows your whole country

Kirby swallows your whole country.
What special power does he get?

Kirby gains the ability to be the only entity in history to have kept the most proportionally widespread peace in human history.

power of irrelevance

Immense self-hatred

dunno really
maybe causing butthurt

>What special power does he get?
The ability to eat everything and gain all their powers simultaneously

Also heart disease

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super succ

butthurt and alcoholism

butthurt and alcoholism

He disappears

best most powerful Kirby that literally every one else is jealous of but they pretend they're not

butthurt and alcoholism

AIDS

He becomes generally reserved and ironically passive aggressive.

HE prolly gets a spear and a penacho. His special ability would be stealing but would become woke af too

He becomes 56% pink

Corruption

Being on time

The inversed

he gets a shadow-kirby that follows his every move