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To tend to the lady garden of life edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbCtz_Xwk
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vice.com/en_us/article/ppzevg/hey-v12n5
twitter.com/Shitsburys
twitter.com/AnonBabble

sophie

feel if i ever had a gf she'd be black

don't want a gf though

would, after three pints

would, after seven or eight pints

yes

we got through that last thread in like half an hour

need gf

her face is a bit dirty lol

imagine having a gf lads
cranium would be generating MASSIVE amounts of happy if such a thing occurred

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>putting your dick into a shitty man anus and calling it love

It's not love. It's a disgusting scat fetish. You know it, I know it, we all know it. Back to basics here, what these homosexuals do is fucking disgusting and shouldnt be encouraged

just did a massive shit all over the bowl and had to clean it up

DIGIMON IS ALIVE

cute!

I read on my breaks in the staff room so I don't have to talk to people

odds I play some vidya
evens I post pictures of fat girls I've masturbated to

wish the state would assign me someone who is essentially a personal assistant but also a friend

mummy won't be around to help me fill forms in all my life

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I think those are freckles

cant imagine anyone ever loving me to be honest lad
im destined to die alone

so am i...........

Would challenge all white nationalist Amerimutts to take a genetic makeup test. Guarantee most of them have muddy blood.

atomic nut banger

teenvogue.com/story/anal-sex-what-you-need-to-know

wrong

sounds like you want a social worker lad

all me

I usually laugh when ass off when someone hats me or brainlets my post

almost pathetic to say it, but it's almost like you're joking around with your friends

wagwan fellow brits ?

reminder that it is possible to be virgin and succesful

wouldn't touch any slag with caked on make up, drawn eyebrows, who wears tight clothing and goes out and gets blackout drunk every weekend with a 60 foot pole

are maisie

im not giving that degenerate site views

Yanks would be alright if it were just California and the New Yorkey states

>handsome virgin

oh my days hahahaha
imagine living life on easy mode and still failing hahaha

thats like being locked up in a supermarket and starving to death oh my fucking days looooooooooooooool

go romania
99 years since the great union
youtube.com/watch?v=wWIbCtz_Xwk

but those are the worst ones

enjoyed the fat larrys band song in the last thread
you people should post more funk & soul in general, sick of this grime shite you are all constantly posting, feel like I'm the butt of a general-wide practical joke where you all pretend this terrible niggerbabble is good music

might do a cheeky fat fetish

don't get anal

>why YES I'll gladly shove my penis up some random bints shitpipe where literal fecal matter that's bound to cause an infection comes from

not the best opinion you've got there lad

I don't see any evidence of success

this post is so fucking wrong

im fat and ugly as fuck but i still lost my virinity to a 8/10 crazy bitch at 17. does that mean im playing life on dark souls mode?

Miss the old Vice (trips to North Korea and African warzones, interviewing people who live in permanently dark sewage networks)

Hate the new Vice (how to make a bong out of vegetable X, why transsexual urine is art to protest Trump)

Post toot

dubs you fuck off

>just be yourself mate :)

Browsing the sister's reddit account

foreveralone irrevocably btfo

82579206

delete this RIGHT NOW namecunt

unironically got that song from only fools and horses
youtube.com/watch?v=L3pf7o-9OOk

women outnumber men in my state yet ive never had a gf
bonkers

>durr le flyover state hicks are le real americans
ummm no.

rekt.

Dubs and your mum is a slag

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old Vice was LITERALLY (literally) redpilled

vice.com/en_us/article/ppzevg/hey-v12n5

read this, it looks like it came out of fucking Breitbart

What's your favourite chippy?

The Codfather in Manchester or Northern Sole in Sheffield for me.

so this is what you want

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reminder to do your kegels

imagine not being born naturally handsome lol

>dat swastika
thought it was a meme but theyre actually retarded lmao

whiter than you boris

thats going to trigger some of the womenposters ITT beto my man

bedders in brum

>tfw to intelligent to reproduce

wouldn't even know where to begin with a woman to be honest, have never got past the 'friendly chat' stage (because I've never really tried to, so I don't even know how to try)

hey rabbi

the codfather in brighton
get DCMA'D poorthener

twitter.com/Shitsburys
HOWLING

>whatcha doin imam

dont know how people get it so wrong
it is not a difficult symbol to draw, the only difficulty is remembering which is the right way round

betonto
surprisingly decent swastika

Post it french poster

Can't stand peston the lefty mong

watcha doin rabbi

I've just noticed the friendliest Yanks who tend not to be dumber than a pile of rocks are from those states

refuse to believe that gay people actually exist

cant stand any of them except simon mccoy

IT'S UP TO ME NOW
TURN ON THE BRIGHT LIGHTS

singles you leave this general and never return

business idea: print off 100 of these signs and post them around the local university campus

need a 8+/10 gf with decent sized tits and a neat innie vagina who isnt shallow about looks and will love me for who i am

just posted toot

never eaten a mushroom or broccoli in my life

they just look fucking repulsive and vile

Need a 5/10 gf who loves me

i think a lot of them are just lying or making it up to appear special. When it gets down to it, their "boyfriends" probably just touch their willy a little bit in bed. hardly a relationship

lost a stone and a bit, got a haircut and started wearing contacts, went from a 5/10 to a 8/10

shame I don't know how to get laid and talk to women haha

any lain lads in

yes but why would she date an Irishman?

To use Pornhun in Russia you have to age verify yourself with your VK (Russian Facebook) account.

Won't be doing that.

Where in Europe is the question

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Singles describes your life pretty well.

ENOUGH WITH THE GF TALK

WIVES ARE THE ONLY SOLUTION TO OUR PROBLEMS

how much did you have to pay to the scientist to fake the test results?

>Can’t believe I’ve just witnessed members of staff emptying buckets of water onto a car park, in front of a zebra crossing, in freezing temperatures
what's the issue with this

good. stop watching porn.

screaming