/midwest/ - Heartland US & friends

Gun rights edition

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Midwest is best

Reminder that this is the best general

Euros were getting super butthurt over this the other day for some reason

So you've defected to /midwest/ now?

Serial: Experiments: Lain:
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Senile: Eccentric: Insane:
Seizure: Epilepsy: Brain:
Serious: Earnest: Attain:
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What were they saying?

I think he posts in /dixie/ and in here

Wait really
What a bunch of pussers

Nice!
Ffs why? That was an amazingly clean kill.

JIMMIES

just wanted to post here some

some whiny faggotry about letting a kid shoot an animal

who here /gravel/

good lad

Mid West it's the Great Lakes, right ?

What Midwest state you repping?

Ohio here

Is there anything culturally in the midwest that differs from the rest of the US culturally? Was there any kind of secession idea or known unity among midwester?

Love corn. Would never be caught dead with wheat (or sheat as I like to call it)

Kids have been killing animals for 100s of years

not exactly this but close enough

The Queen City

We were the heart of the socialist movement in the U.S.A.

looks comfy

autist

And that's the wayyyyy the cookie crambles xD

>tfw idaho is in no category

corn

There was never a secessionist movement, we're just different from other places in the US. Not in a way that's interesting to outsiders though.

well the other ones I looked for were including Jew York and Texas and a lot of other weird states. I usually just lump Idaho in with the Rockies instead of the Heartland

south dakota
yeah, and the upper plains states, although some people don't consider us a part of them since we're a lot more rural
no secession movements that I've ever heard of. not even meme ones like cascadia.

one nation, under corn

No. We're a boring lot.

The only thing unique would probably be Scandinavian roots in nothern Michigan, Wisconsin, and Minnesota

>Was there any kind of secession idea or known unity among midwester?
you have no idea. Some serious shit went down in the 90's

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northwest_Angle#Political_issues

Gravel is fun but I wouldn't want it as my road in and out of civilization

Yes and no
It's more than the Great Lakes and doesn't include Pennsylvania or New York

South Dakota in

It's all about maintaining some positive part among the melancholy of the day to day in the boring bland gray of the Great Lakes and Plains
Isolation and tight knit communities, comfy feels for days
Also corn

Cease and desist, socialist scum

Idaho is /rockies/

I keep getting some KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED error on my computer

It is terrible here, muh 56% and such. Please stay away.

Better handle it

I dunno how

should probably handle it

Get a handle on it

I'm on a dirt road that's off of another dirt road.
Yeah, but not including Pennsylvania and New York, and including the northern part of the Mississippi River basin and the Great Plains.
We're nice, even when we leave the Midwest, neighbor.

And the Dakotas
Don't forget the Dakotas

please

And the Dakota's and their sweet sweet oil

If I ever accidently roadtrip/couchurf in the midwest, is there anything relevant? Are people nice?

Illinois is a shit state overall, but it has some really nice small downtowns.
Galena is probably the nicest town, and it's nothing like the rest of the state.

People are very nice
Relevant things?
pffffahahahahah no

Sticky sweet oil

Don't like oil though, attracts the wrong sorts of people

Nice people
Nothing for outsiders to gawk at

Nice people. Comfy small towns. Cities tend to be shitty (Rust Belt) but some of the smaller cities have bounced back.

Illinois is a nice state with bad government.

We have corn.

>is there anything relevant?
coming to flyover country for anything other than the nature isn't really a thing

Literally nothing to see except corn. Nature was wiped out a century ago here.

Fixed the problem
Just had to update a driver

Chicago is a fun city if you know fun people there. The violence tends to stay in the ghettos.
>Illinois is a nice state with bad government.
My 19 years living there led me to a different conclusion. Illinois is the only state where I think the one city that unfairly controls things is overall better than much of the rest of the state. Maybe that's just the three counties where I lived, though.
This.

Great Lakes are worth going to if you like the outdoors. Mackinac Island is comfy, there are no cars allowed.

>JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGALING
>RING DING DINGALING TOO

youtube.com/watch?v=ADbJLo4x-tk
comfy christmas music

My neighbor needs to chill on the slamming shit around bit

The holodeck was a great idea for TNG
It allowed for a lot of different episode ideas

>
it's rightful french land I come if I want

nous ne voulons pas le français revenir

hon hon hon omelette de escargo

Thanks, that was satisfying
Bought fair n square, mon ami.

d'escargo*

Ich spreche deutsch, keine französisch

krautchan est de la merde

Gd hungry

Ja
I would've learned French if there was a French teacher at my hs

>hate pickles and mustard
At least he didn't put mayo on it.

t. 89 IQ

Shameful desu

what appeal do you see with KC

there's nothing wrong with mayo. mustard on burgers should be an irl bannable offense

Tomato does not belong on a burger.

That's....... that's frankly unamerican

Best Midwestern musician of all time coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=S-w5EzZ2hek

Gross
>there's nothing wrong with mayo.
It makes me gag violently and involuntarily.

Motown is a creation of the Midwest
youtube.com/watch?v=ho7796-au8U

RIP Wesley
Rock over London, rock on Chicago

Gonna be alright, boys

Well except for dakotaoans y'all fucked

He always gives me a good chuckle, but here's an even better Chicago guy
youtu.be/lXDCUoC2QKQ

if it's as bad as the naysayers say it's going to be then the whole world is fucked desu
we'll just be fortunate enough to die instantly while everyone else lives in basically nuclear fallout

Don't make fun of schizos

Gone but not forgotten

It's just Dakotans
And we'll be fine so long as we have each other

That's pretty good

Moving to CO anyway

>pretty good
Not bad, I can't complain...

Really, that guy is as close to Mark Twain's voice as I've heard in any songwriter.

>Yellowstone may explode and kill millions of Trump voters
THE
PARKS
STRIKE
BACK

why are we talking about yellowstone all the sudden

Love corn
Love milk

>Mark Twain
oooooooookay?

Talking point

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it won't go off
even if it does midbest will be safe for the most part

git spookered

Is midwest of USA that like in Fargo serial?

post skeletons

I haven't seen it

Uhh yeah

exactly like that. Fargo is actually a documentary

OOOO YAAA DONTCHA JUST LOV FAHRGOH

I don't have many spookerbones saved

I have a lot

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