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so tell me about yourself user edition

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I want to kill myself

anime

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/our guy/

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Loaded question.

I'm a failure at life.

there's GOTTA be something wrong with this lad, no way he's this perfect beacon of a human

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i think his wife's autistic, maybe he was a fetish

Squashies

HEARTBREAKING. This is why we need black lives matter, that white driver didn't even stop to consider the life of that innocent creature. He didn't do anything.

Hate my life

Feel like shit constantly lads haha

this girl could kick my ass

>user, you aren't still a virgin are you?

40 frases chistosas para cumpleaños

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going to sleep to this ASMR :)

man these one direction kids are killing it with their solo careers tbqh

they've been making some fucking BANGERS

listen to his voice he clearly has some sort of retardation maybe tourettes

link

i am virgin and what

I did so much shitposting this morning, I'm so surprised I didn't get banned

this guy is SO fascinating I can't get to the bottom of it

there MUST be a reason why he does it

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what i do for toil is nothing like toil. literally can't believe it's even a job. i got paid to watch netflix all evening

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same ahaha

Lance Armstrong my be a drug cheat, but he knows the big issues
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What about that moon then

Proper bright out

>he's ACTUALLY a virgin

You know we all roleplay as failures right?

You know 80% of us are chads, right?

Security?

why do they call him beto

leftypol checking in

haha lad isn't it great?

his wife is autistic

I think he might have some sort of weird fetish

watch in 2 years it comes out he's a huge nonce or something. I hope not but he just seems TOO perfect

LITERALLY freaking OUT about YELLOWSTONE lads

>/brit/ is too lame to get with the sexy new balkanization trend of American generals

Lmao fucking losers

UGGHH a fucking leaf

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fucking hell lads, was just drink driving (had 6 beers earlier, don't feel drunk but would blow over the limit)

>police car sees me at a junction then turns around and begins following me
>think he's going to pull me but does nothing straight away
>absolutely fucking bricking it, heart's in my mouth but try to stay calm
>stick to 30 and try to drive by the rule book (rare for me)
>follows me for about 2 miles right up my arse before going back on himself at an island
jesus fucking christ lads that was scary lads don't think I'll be doing that again

Hockey and Timbits

God DAMN I thought socal was expensive. How do people who aren't posh cunts afford to live here?

Fascinating story Rory!

because beta would be feminine

any kwaussie man in?

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whats happening there then

that was not me, i literally said here that my name is alberto

supporting people. but they're actually independent it's just that the law says you got to be there. they're friendly and just let you watch the telly until it's time to go . even get dinner out of it.

wacky bruce

we had north vs south ages ago

it's pretty awesome la, you planning on going? mid-to-late-May or mid-September is the bes time
>avoid crowds
>nice comfy weather

what animal is this

modern american

an american

tapir la

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i like the internet

Interesting.

What's the ideal breast size?

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WTF hahaha

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include me in the montage

Why aren't you happy with your life lads?

give a list of honest reasons

I think they rob the tourists

STOP laughing

think the trick is not to be too qualified or else you get stuck with proper disabled

but treating mental health is a laugh

How would you rate Manchester?

bada bing

>include me in the montage

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Unirnonically this.
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I'm a hipster and only listen to music on Edison wax cylinders.

anime?

manchester is literally toronto

is bing broken?

shouldn't exist

i need to snort all my coke by about 2 or 3 am so i can recover my appetite and get to maccies before they start doing breakfast shite at 5. that's what i love so much about coke i can do about 5 grams in 2 days without eating then eat a massive meal at 4am on monday morning and watch tv and it's totally fine and then go to sleep and wake up for work and feel fine.

that feel when my gf could be like this because of her ridiculous genes but is to lazy to ever hit the gym she pays a subscription for.

who is this semen daemon?

5 grams in 2 days is an expensive habbit

jfc

Criminally underrated post.

my farts positively stink

>t.

bobba

they make ridiculously more than anywhere else in the country
and they ALL rent in a flatshare or a coffin

missus material in the centre

you're just addicted to cocaine

So does your life, end it.

The Battle of Ironclads, was the most noted and arguably most important naval battle of the American Civil War.

It was the first meeting in combat of ironclad warships. Experiments had been tried with armor during the Crimean War (1853–1856).

In 1860 the French Navy commissioned La Gloire, the world's first ocean-going ironclad warship. Great Britain followed a year later with HMSWarrior.

Intelligence that the Confederates were working to develop an ironclad caused consternation for the Union.

The battle began when the large and unwieldy CSS Virginia steamed into Hampton Roads on the morning of March 8, 1862. Virginia rammed Cumberland below the waterline and she sank rapidly. She took 121 seamen down with her

Seeing what had happened to Cumberland, Lieutenant Joseph B. Smith, captain of Congress, ordered his ship grounded in shallow water.

The Confederates ordered Congress fired upon with hot shot, cannonballs heated red-hot. Congress caught fire and near midnight, the flames reached her magazine and she exploded and sank, stern first. Personnel losses included 110 killed

Went to a mate of mines house the other day and see his gf (black) had her hair in a manbun, sides shaven off and all

Felt a bit bad for my mate but felt a lot better about my raging virginity and got a good laugh out of it aswell

you're a fucking sad case

>it's totally fine
5 grams..............

i want to hug this girl
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why are you so bitter?

hngggggg

>5 grams over a weekend
ah the so-called daddys money

hello darkness my old friend

yeah 350 quid every weekend for over a year. but i've never missed a single day of work in that entire time and have been promoted and given a pay rise.

I am a purveyor of truth. You should kill yourself, lad