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I want to kill myself
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/our guy/
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Loaded question.
I'm a failure at life.
there's GOTTA be something wrong with this lad, no way he's this perfect beacon of a human
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i think his wife's autistic, maybe he was a fetish
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HEARTBREAKING. This is why we need black lives matter, that white driver didn't even stop to consider the life of that innocent creature. He didn't do anything.
Hate my life
Feel like shit constantly lads haha
this girl could kick my ass
>user, you aren't still a virgin are you?
40 frases chistosas para cumpleaños
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going to sleep to this ASMR :)
man these one direction kids are killing it with their solo careers tbqh
they've been making some fucking BANGERS
listen to his voice he clearly has some sort of retardation maybe tourettes
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i am virgin and what
I did so much shitposting this morning, I'm so surprised I didn't get banned
this guy is SO fascinating I can't get to the bottom of it
there MUST be a reason why he does it
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what i do for toil is nothing like toil. literally can't believe it's even a job. i got paid to watch netflix all evening
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same ahaha
Lance Armstrong my be a drug cheat, but he knows the big issues
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What about that moon then
Proper bright out
>he's ACTUALLY a virgin
You know we all roleplay as failures right?
You know 80% of us are chads, right?
Security?
why do they call him beto
leftypol checking in
haha lad isn't it great?
his wife is autistic
I think he might have some sort of weird fetish
watch in 2 years it comes out he's a huge nonce or something. I hope not but he just seems TOO perfect
LITERALLY freaking OUT about YELLOWSTONE lads
>/brit/ is too lame to get with the sexy new balkanization trend of American generals
Lmao fucking losers
UGGHH a fucking leaf
fucking hell lads, was just drink driving (had 6 beers earlier, don't feel drunk but would blow over the limit)
>police car sees me at a junction then turns around and begins following me
>think he's going to pull me but does nothing straight away
>absolutely fucking bricking it, heart's in my mouth but try to stay calm
>stick to 30 and try to drive by the rule book (rare for me)
>follows me for about 2 miles right up my arse before going back on himself at an island
jesus fucking christ lads that was scary lads don't think I'll be doing that again
Hockey and Timbits
God DAMN I thought socal was expensive. How do people who aren't posh cunts afford to live here?
Fascinating story Rory!
because beta would be feminine
any kwaussie man in?
whats happening there then
that was not me, i literally said here that my name is alberto
supporting people. but they're actually independent it's just that the law says you got to be there. they're friendly and just let you watch the telly until it's time to go . even get dinner out of it.
wacky bruce
we had north vs south ages ago
it's pretty awesome la, you planning on going? mid-to-late-May or mid-September is the bes time
>avoid crowds
>nice comfy weather
what animal is this
modern american
an american
tapir la
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i like the internet
Interesting.
What's the ideal breast size?
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WTF hahaha
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include me in the montage
Why aren't you happy with your life lads?
give a list of honest reasons
I think they rob the tourists
STOP laughing
think the trick is not to be too qualified or else you get stuck with proper disabled
but treating mental health is a laugh
How would you rate Manchester?
bada bing
>include me in the montage
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Unirnonically this.
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I'm a hipster and only listen to music on Edison wax cylinders.
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manchester is literally toronto
is bing broken?
shouldn't exist
i need to snort all my coke by about 2 or 3 am so i can recover my appetite and get to maccies before they start doing breakfast shite at 5. that's what i love so much about coke i can do about 5 grams in 2 days without eating then eat a massive meal at 4am on monday morning and watch tv and it's totally fine and then go to sleep and wake up for work and feel fine.
that feel when my gf could be like this because of her ridiculous genes but is to lazy to ever hit the gym she pays a subscription for.
who is this semen daemon?
5 grams in 2 days is an expensive habbit
jfc
Criminally underrated post.
my farts positively stink
>t.
bobba
they make ridiculously more than anywhere else in the country
and they ALL rent in a flatshare or a coffin
missus material in the centre
you're just addicted to cocaine
So does your life, end it.
The Battle of Ironclads, was the most noted and arguably most important naval battle of the American Civil War.
It was the first meeting in combat of ironclad warships. Experiments had been tried with armor during the Crimean War (1853–1856).
In 1860 the French Navy commissioned La Gloire, the world's first ocean-going ironclad warship. Great Britain followed a year later with HMSWarrior.
Intelligence that the Confederates were working to develop an ironclad caused consternation for the Union.
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The Confederates ordered Congress fired upon with hot shot, cannonballs heated red-hot. Congress caught fire and near midnight, the flames reached her magazine and she exploded and sank, stern first. Personnel losses included 110 killed
Went to a mate of mines house the other day and see his gf (black) had her hair in a manbun, sides shaven off and all
Felt a bit bad for my mate but felt a lot better about my raging virginity and got a good laugh out of it aswell
you're a fucking sad case
>it's totally fine
5 grams..............
i want to hug this girl
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why are you so bitter?
hngggggg
>5 grams over a weekend
ah the so-called daddys money
hello darkness my old friend
yeah 350 quid every weekend for over a year. but i've never missed a single day of work in that entire time and have been promoted and given a pay rise.
I am a purveyor of truth. You should kill yourself, lad