ITT we celebrate 700 years of anglo-portuguese alliance

ITT we celebrate 700 years of anglo-portuguese alliance

Curse you both

I'm jealous of your 700 year relationship, Britain!

Is that the longest alliance in the west? Nice.

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england fucked portugal once for something in africa

Your mum

In a 700 year old relationship someone is bound to get fucked now and again.

England fucked Portugal multiple times. This is not a friendship, its more of an alliance with an asshole because there is a bigger asshole who wants to destroy you right next to you.

t. country which has no real friends