Confess your sins Sup Forums

Confess your sins Sup Forums

i fap daily to little girls i know and also from cp

Bolsomito will rid this country of scum like you when he gets to the presidency

didn't hug mummy today

I'm a complete fucking failure

Same. I worry about the Feds everytime a helicopter flies over my house.

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you should start doing that, but, less times a day
and then, less times a week
until the habit disappears

kys

It's okay my sons

You should be shot

iktf

Evil men. JUST STOP. How can you even look at a sweet little angel and do such a thing?

Reported

>pic
wtf is that
and no not the cat

At 12 I've steal disc with stalker from shop
At 16 I've tried to fuck cookies
Now I'm sitting here, on Sup Forums.

I struggle with pornography addiction and compulsive masturbation.

i spam the japanese thread for fun

I accepted a job when I was 13 when I was still discovering my penis and every time my boss would tell me to do something over email I wouldn't do it and spend all evening looking at pinterest boob albums and i had to come up with a shitty excuse for why i hadnt done anything every time

I have my grade test soon and don't study almost nothing in the whole year because i'm a fucking procrastinador. My fathers are gonna be disappointed, i'm nothing.

>At 16 I've tried to fuck cookies

huh?

It's okay my sons

>My fathers
>plural

not okay

My parents*

Thank you I've never told anyone that my parents thought too highly of me for having a job over the summer at an early age

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>tfw it's advent and you unironically need to go to confession soon

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At 13 I got involved with esoteric cults and rituals.
At 15 I got arrested by the FBI, spent some time in both prison and state mental hospitals even though I wasn't mentally ill.
At 17 I tried to join the military, but wasn't accepted due to my "criminal" record
At 18 I started to hear more and more helicopters flying over my house with black suv's driving past.
I'm currently 19 and I'm having a hard time in college from all the trauma and shit I went through.

Not a sin in my book, but I figure it might be to others:
My older brother who disowned me and my parents as family recently became a widower. Now he's getting in touch with the family again, but I refuse to forgive nor do I feel the slightest sorry for him.

How the fuck did you get sent to prison at 15?

How much older is he?

Six years older.

Bullshit, at least u sacrifice someone

You can, but you don't spend long. I spent a month in jail but 6 months in a mental institution.

Did he become a widower? I don't really follow here

Probably juvie, not general population

I keep jerking off to porn.
Thanks to God, the Virgin and St. Demetrius I am getting better though.

What's unclear exactly? He cut ties with the family years ago. His wife recently died. He's now trying to get in touch with the family again, but I'm not having any of it. For all I care, he can fuck off. If he kills himself, I wouldn't feel sad.

>God, the Virgin and St. Demetrius
Is that a kind of lube?

I would fuck my sister

>protestant family values

who wouldn't

>blasphemy in the confession thread
of course its a d*tch

>My older brother who disowned me and my parents as family recently became a widower

I just didn't understand this sentence, I thought you meant he disowned you and your parents after he became a widower. Sounds like a pretty terrible situation for everybody involved though. Any reason why he disowned you?

Better at jerking off?

NOT OKAY

Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherrytaken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-defloweredpussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick!

wew

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Forgive me father, for I have sinned in the confession thread. The joke was too tasty and I couldn't resist. I also jerked off and had premarital sex with multiple women. And stole a nintendo game (Duck Tales) from the neighbor when I was still a kid.

NOT IN THE THREAD OF GOD. DELETE THIS YOU FUCKING PEDO AND KYS.

I'm ethnically from your continent. My family is catholic. I'm an atheist.

It's a very long story. Simply put, he's fucked up mentally seems to have made up all these weird memories of how my parents used to abuse him or something. He considered me to be an exception, so he would keep a certain amount of contact with me. I told him that I'm fine with that, but I wouldn't be hearing any of the shit he has to say about my parents. He then basically told me to fuck off because he wanted a brother than understood him, and that's the last I heard of him for years until recently.

I regularly steal and vandalise when no one is looking

Kys maKIKE

2 weeks ago me and a (mixed gender) group of friends went to some clubs in the centre of my city. after the place closed at like 3:30 we all went to the gay village because it's the only part of town that stays open till like 6-7am. anyway i got way to drunk and ended up going home with a literal 11/10 trap, like seriously super model tier. she insisted on not using a condom and i was too drunk to give a fuck so i fucked >her without a condom while we were both coked up to fuck and it was the best fucking experience of my life. only the next day did i think of the ramifications of it and now i think i might have HIV. i feel like this was one of god's temptation test thingys and i failed hard.

DELET THIS

>Simply put, he's fucked up mentally seems to have made up all these weird memories of how my parents used to abuse him or something

You 100% this isn't the case though? Sounds fucked up otherwise and he has no right trying to get you back.

Literally why?

>she

HIV was created to kill fags my son

maybe >shes one of those wierdos who like to spread aids for fun? thats why >she insisted on not using condoms?

this. remember that faggot on /lgbt/ that fucked multiple people till he got AIDS and celebrated?

haha homo

> (You)
>Literally why?
For my own benefit. Say i see someones leave their wallet and phone on the ground. I wait for them to look away and snatch it. I don't really feel any guilt when i steal.

>i feel like this was one of god's temptation test thingys and i failed hard.

ajajaja el pirata HOMOSEXUAL ladies& gentlemen

Hopefully you do you fucking normalfag fuck.

Well, obviously with him being older, I can't know what happened during his childhood. What I do know though, is that the stories seem to change all the time and new ones appear out of nowhere. There's absolutely no doubt about him being very mentally ill.

He was always problematic as a kid and we (as in my ethnicity) have a culture where if your kid does something bad, you slap them on the cheek or something along those lines. My guess is that his mental issues just amplified those episodes into all sorts of crazy made up stuff. He was also molested by some mentally ill Norwegian fuck when he was a kid, so shit like that probably made his mental issues way worse too.

You could say I should be more understanding of his mental issues, but he's been harassing my mother for years with long walls of text over the phone and whatnot about all sorts of extremely malicious stuff, including death threats, and it's also taken a toll on her. Hell, even I got into the habit of sleeping with a knife close by just in case he ever decides to act upon any of those threats. I simply cannot forgive all that.

Thank you for sharing your story. It's crystal clear to me.

That's sounds fucking horrible. In all honestly he isn't your fucking responsibility, if you don't feel like he deserves it then just keep being cut off from him. He should have dealt with his problems a long time ago and he chose not to. Threatening your family in that way is unforgivable, no matter what condition he was in. Thanks for sharing.

Where is your family from?

Depression has killed off my natural sex drive, so I use liquor and booze to intoxicate myself enough that I'm able to jack off.

*liquor and drugs

fuck's sake, can't even think straight

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I fantasise about breaking people's kneecaps when they act obnoxiously in public
castrate yourself

i was supposed to start my papers that are due on monday and work on them through the weekend
haven't started and i've lied to people telilng them i have

wew meant to reply to the pedo not OP

wind your neck in josie

>jelly because he hasn't caught the chad disease

i will poz EVERYONE in argentina

I have no sins. I am a saint.

argiebutt

Also, a quick summary of what's happening now: my parents are obviously way more forgiving than me, because they're helping him with all sorts of chores and legal issues following the death of his wife. I'm just watching from the sidelines, but it's a bit frustrating because I'm like 99% sure he'll just go back to his old ways once he gets what he needs from my parents. It wouldn't be the first time he just uses them like that.

Thanks for listening. It felt good to get some of that off my chest.

I was going to leave out some details like that just in case someone I know happens to read it and figures out who I am, but fuck it. I'm from Chile, born and raised here.

I am slothful. I want to be rich so I can shut myself in my apartment alone and live the neet life. I don't want to have to interact with people.

I contemplated and almost went through with cheating on my girlfriend while she was out of town this weekend.

When I was 16 I got tired of feeling nothing all the time, I stabbed my gerbil in the throat with a screwdriver, thought that would kill him but didn't, I banged him on the door several times and it worked. Got nice adrenaline rush after that (I hoped for something more tbqh)

Each year before christmas I volunteered to be a bathub carp slayer and it always worked cause others didn't wanna do it, bashing its skull in with a hammer was just a thing I agreed to do but watching snow slowly turning red was the shit I enjoyed most

Stole a bike once, a pair of expensive shades, jewelry and more stuff, mostly for andenaline rush or out of boredom

Sold drugs (for two months only but still)

Dumped gfs when I got bored and cheated on two

One day I felt like getting shitfaced but was broke so I stole some zloty from aunt, met with drinking buddy in a city nearby, got shitfaced just as planned in a small abandoned house, after that things got a little bit out of hand - I set a fire in this house and watched it burn from safe distance , then I somehow ended up on a cemetary, still drunk as hell, I broke into one of the crypts, found some bones and around 100 year old skull, I packed it all leaving only small baby coffin in the grave, I crawled out and just went home.
I kept this skull for over 13 years.

And I robbed a gypsy once.

too lazy to list everything

Everything you listed is horrendous. Are you a Lipka Tartar?

No, Slavetti Slav with ASPD diagnosis

I'm a failure who disappoints and leeches off my parents.

I live in the first world without worries, food, housing, education - everything is provided for.
But I can't appreciate and feel like it's granted. This system gives you a form of comfyness so that you don't strive for anything since you don't really have to fight for anything.

Even being a NEET makes you richer than 80% of the world pop. here. There's no struggle, no tears, no sweat. Things which make feel you alive.

Hmm have you tried aroma therapy? Two parts myrrh one part frankincense.

Once in asylum

Oh okay, I feel bad for you I want to help. Was it 2 parts myrrh one part frankincense though? That’s important. Also have you tried a healthy diet and yoga? How about Wellbutrin?

I don't remember really,
you can quit feeling l bad for me now, I'm doing fine, all these vile things I listed happened years ago. I'm too old for this shit (and I don't feel like being locked up again in the bin or in worse case end up in prison)

I ignore my text book and pretend that doing duolingois just as good use of time

ich möchte deutsch sprechen

Warum möchtest du Deutsch sprechen?

Ich möchte ein kleines Mädchen sein, aber LEBEN IST LEIDEN.

I think it's a cool language with great literature and Philosophy. .. Germany is the heart of Europe and European culture. it's a challenge. lots of reasons I guess. been at for 2 months

Aber du kannst ein Mädchen (Junge) sein.

I guess, the thing is so that the only way to actually learn the language is having it be a part of your every day life. Just reading some textbooks and using apps will get you to a certain point but after that, that's it. So unless you're thinking of living in Germany for a while or consume yourself with German media than it's no real point. I had German for 7 years in School yet I'm only at a b1 level.

I am mostly hoping to read in German. I read quite a bit so it would be nice to read Hesse... though one day it would be nice to visit Germany.

>jackpot

-my family was still slave owners when I was born (after they were released the blacks killed most of my family, that part of the family anyways, but they left my grand grandma alive. She had enough power in the town and hunted down every last black, she had an arrangement with authorities and after torturing them for months she hang them on threes in the public square of that town.
-I was a bullied in school for being fat, but I was much stronger than the kids of my age and usually beat them up very brutally (used a kids head as a ping pong ball against the tip of a stair, broke kid arm and when he was on the ground crying I jumped on his knee and broke his leg, I was a savage had too much hate inside)


the list goes on, writing from phone and got tired

i love boipucci

I have naughty thoughts on the cute Uzbek guy in one of my class. It melts my heart when he starts talking in his ruski-uzbek accented English. But then, the reality struck me. I'm implying these:
>from his upbringing, might have guns and those shady thing
>he wouldn't want a local
>he might hate me
>this relationship might cost him his life
So, I just print his pictures from instagram, jerk myself and cum on his face. Sorry, Sar***.

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I bought a cockaitel once and it died immediately the day after I bought it, but I threw it in the trash instead of burying it because I was so mad at having been lied to about the condition of the bird.
I think about that bird every night before I sleep. Poor bird, it wasn’t his fault ;_;

I've fucked up what could have been a good life. I've had so many opportunities handed to me that i didn't deserve, and i still failed. I never should have been born.

you're a doctor at least though.