/midwest/ - Heartland US & friends

/Are Savior/ edition

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1st for /Cali/

I WILL END YOU

how about them corn fields, the big ol missouri, sody pop, etc

dumb californigger

Corn is bae
Misery a shit
Pop not soda

I'm sorry bud

I've done nothing wrong to you. Please stop bullying me.

>used to visit mom's extended family southern illinois as a kid
Goddamn what a shithole

You know it

/snow/

>corn fields
Definition of ubiquitous
>the big ol missouri
Much like your fauna, it's deceptively lethal
>sody pop,
It's soda
>etc
Soy beans, deer hunting, and football. That's about it for the etc. Nice folks, though. Please don't try to banter with them.

I wish

We say pop here

The Queen City

i'm not, also midwest emo yay or nay

Yes
Midwestern gothic in general is fuckin max comfy

Hopefully all those /cum/ raiders are gone

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*coke

>coke
This isn't /dixie/. Here we say pop

>reminder to filter and report lainposter for avatarfagging

umm, we invented every good american soft drink sweaty :))))

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Time for a feel trip motherfuckers

>emo
I was an adult when emo first became big about 15 years ago, so I don't know much of it. I didn't care for what I remember hearing.
Midwesterners aren't much fun to bully

That's because we're more apathetic

there are only two

coke and cheerwine

Shouldn't it be OUR savior?

hownu.ru

Glory to the /midwest/

>dead again

Clarinets t b h

It'll happen in the night time

why can't we just have a good active general with quality discussions

stop responding to low effort bait

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Starting to think you're just 1 flag penn falseflagging

Stop giving it attention.

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That's exactly who he is. Stop responding to low effort bait

im JUST a man who wants quality discussions with my fellow midbesterners

>Rain stopped
>Snow started

God I wish that were me

enjoy your frozen roads

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satan worshipping homosexuals getting enraged by my presence

It's a /brit/ meme that was originally an /eire/ meme and was stolen by /cum/ and now used by /midwest/

Unlike you guys we have road salt for that

It still hasn't rained here reeeeeeeee

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Time to smoke a little and try to go to bed. Thanks for the comfy threads.
Good night, /midwest/

Suddenly enraged

Soon™

Jealous

>Salt
Sand desu
Salt is shit for cars

Sleep snug, bud.

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Oh ok. Thanks

>salt
enjoy your rust

what do you smoke?

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whatever we put on the roads, the southerners don't have it

i knew it was you

everyone in /midwest/ is obsessed with me

you're obsessed with me so you shitpost to get me to come back

wow this general has really gone to shit buds

No one likes a faggot though

Because they don't have ice
You guys use salt and it eats cars for breakfast, but it de-ices roads really good

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Cannabis
>inb4 degenerate
I go to sleep, I wake up rested and ready for my day, and I go to work.

>Because they don't have ice

it's fine desu
i smoke some mary jane every now and again too

we are brothers, you and i

Very. I hate being in a perpetual state of overcast.

Cool
'Night

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t. Wants to move north specifically for snow

It's been like that here for the past week but we finally got something out of it

I'm pretty far out west too so I hope it makes its way down to you, wherever you are

Gnight bud

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>snow = ice
u want 2 no how i no ur dum

>tfw a girl like this is literally unattainable for me

Life is cruel

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I want a side hoe

>Montana

>tfw qt gf

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>tfw qt gf

>tfw qt bf

>tfw handsome bf

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Ohioan?

/midwest/ - homosexuals, JUST, and lain

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Yes

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Listening to Lil Peep

dont care

Why do /cum/mites feel the need to attack when people want to escape them?

reminder to not respond to low effort bait

filter and report /cum/ posters

dont know fellow midbestrner
why don't they JUST go away

Bless /Midwest/

>this attempt at getting starting discussion