/brit/ the british culture general

MY BITCH SHE A JEW

Fuck this israeli faggot

when i was 16 i was smoking weed with two friends at night wandering through a forest and we found a dead body hanging from a tree along with a note that just said "the end - liam"

the image is burned into my memory and gives me nightmares

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screeching

the end

(going to bed)

Sp-oooo-key

Was it fresh?

was on /brit/ one night and saw a yank post that just said "poo nigger - liam"

the image is burned into my memory and gives me nightmares

Anything that galmorises smoking is looked down upon. And I sort of agree, it's basically as bad for you as hard drugs. I'm 22, and it's just always made me horny. Pretty much since I could masturbate an attractive woman with a cigarette makes me blow my load.

I've tried to stop wanking to smoking fetish stuff, but if I haven't done it in a long time it gets even more and more arousing. It's just wanking, so it isn't the worst thing in the world, and I know actual cigarettes are awful.

wish Josie could shoot this kike loser
(((82590404)))

poo nigger - liam gallagher

i read it the first time ya dopey git

yup

looking back we prolly should've contacted the authorities but we were shook desu

was on /brit/ one night and saw a MX post that just said "hebrew scum - beto"

the image is burned into my memory and gives me nightmares

haha wacky liam

does it not feel a little bit awkward LARPing or playing along with LARPers?

>50 hours in
>not even halfway through MGSV

hmm

You get to read it again. Enjoy.

didnt happen

i like girls who smoke because i smoke myself so they don't whine about your mouth tasting like an ashtray and yo can smoke in the car and they will too and not whine

israeli posters are like cancer

was doing nothing of particular interest just then when i felt 'that feel when - no gf'

the feel is burned into my feeler and gives me feels

like being obsessed over

don't like being ignored

you aren't funny you just repeat the same thing over and over again

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When Emma Watson has to poo
Do you think she uses the loo
Or does she poo out in the street
Just like Ranjesh and Pajeet

I smoke but I never smoke when I am with girls. not for them, but for me. if I can taste cigarettes in my mouth I wont kiss anyone, it actually grosses me out. also hate people smoking around me when i'm eating. I actually just hate smoking in general. it's disgusting, it stinks, ruins the taste of food, it gives you yellow teeth. wish I never started

>just repeat the same thing over and over again

the /brit/ experience

You just summed up /brit/

just got called a parasite in greg(gs) felton

did too ya wee fuckin bawbag

everybody ignores the poor parasite faggot hahah

what happened lad

>it's a passive aggressive feminine runt acts tough on the internet episode
Classic

alri ryan

oh your scotshit. makes it somewhat more likely. I'd hang myself too if I lived there.

see the pic ofjust mixed two gimmicks, the final synthesis

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So what are we going to do about all the Hebrews on /brit/ all of a sudden?

This is /brit/, so maybe we could give them an ethnic homeland in /MENA/ so they post there instead.

screaming, just seen this webm thailad made of my post on Sup Forums

Need some advice. I'm a white guy who's only sexually attracted to white women, but I only seem to get along really well with second-gen asian women. They're interested in me, but I'm not sure about getting into a relationship with them. I enjoy their company as friends. What should I do?

Daily reminder that Karen loves you.

hate cigarettes love weed
simple as

unironically in this same situation, dont really find the chinkies attractive at all but this one at the place of 'oil seems to have a thing for me

i don't like both

>What should I do?
you should grow the fuck up.

whiter than you muhammad

if she loved me she would do lewd things with me

based beto
we can't defeat the enemy while either stoned or with carbonized lungs

That's not very helpful advice. I prefer it when you share jokes.

The hour approaches...

mas blanco que vos, mahoma

>double spacing posts

lad...

Really wish I was born in the 50s to rich parents so I could spend the late 60s and early 70s doing acid everyday, listening to the ever increasing experimental rock music and just hanging out with friends

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NEED a wholesome midwestern gf

based argie u redpilled us about the israeli posters

She's too pure for lewdness.

what would you do if we accidentally kissed

would accidentally fuck your ass afterwards as a prank

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sorry, just sounds a bit weird.


nothing wrong with that. i'm finding this posting style rather quite refreshing actually.

Just now discovered I can update the page just by pressing the enter key hahaha what am I?

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didnt noted that the south african jew was here

das rite

is there a more misused word than factoid?
maybe nonplussed

quite like this posting style myself

>scotshit
>white
lmfao. in skin colour alone maybe, in all aspects of culture. no. white like slavs in post industrial russia.

im tired because im dehydrated

theres two bokkles of water in front of me but i just cant bring myself to drink them, reckon its all the soy in my blood thats doing this.

>vos

i dont think the US is really that bad

there is definitely fentanyl in this dope

God created the penis so that men could masterbate. Women simply can not do this. that;s just the facts

did somebody say...

...bokkle?

how much are you paying from a good
gram of indoor where you are?

thanks for heroin mexico

>masterbate
>that;s

high heels are so ridiculous
who came up with them

Hope I die in my sleep lads

i dont like this degenerate south african if u ask me

>tú

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I'm personally attracted to any race. As long as they're fit and have a good face.

I can see people being attracted to only certain races though. They look very different so I'm pretty sure there are guys the only thing they're into are white women, or black women, or asian women. Though I'm pretty sure white women are by far the females most men are attracted to.

I can't think of a race of women I wouldn't be attracted to if she were fit and had a good face.

don't like the wannabe comedian either.
he's not funny and he thinks he is.
literally the worst personality trait known to mankind.

I'm talking about heroin
weed anywhere from 100-150 an oz for top shelf

MR. TOILBERG NO.

I AM A HUMAN BEING WITH RIGHTS.

YOU CANNOT DRAG ME NAKED BY MY ANKLES INTO THE CALL CENTRE.

watched Louis Theroux's Murder in Milwaukee
AMA

>don't like the wannabe comedian
it is the same poster

Does Wisconsin seem like a nice place to live?

Hate retardposting even more than hatposting.
At least with hatposting, people would occasionally find interesting new pictures of autists. Whereas retardposters just pick one of maybe five or so images, all variations of the same idea (collapsed/shrunken brain).

tick tock...

oh beto.
i'll spare you the english lesson. I was agreeing with you though

>retardposting
its called leafposting

that's not bad at all. street prices gone down since it's been legalized around the country?

Good film. Is Louis drifting towards the alt right?

lmao those lads look like you're average english council estate wretches. you cant take the high horse when your country has such wonderful towns as bradford, rotherham, blackpool, liverpool, birmingham, oldham, bolton, luton, hull, slough, tower hamlets, need i go on m8

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