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Edition: Cheeky times with the lads.

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WHY

business idea: shuffle your music playlist and post the first 10 bands in the line-up
>the clash
>rush
>arctic monkeys
>baroness
>american football
>tom petty
>tuxedo/mayer hawthorne
>the smiths
>joy division
>tame impala

The female buttocks is a truly wonderful thing to behold.

beto is a good poster the thai prick is boring

ommmmmm

Will literally say anything on vocaroo

hope turtle had a nice day

why is it cgi

timothy james mexicano here flat spracklen mexico it's the 4th of december 2017
turtle's got the swiper
josie's on point
birthday ...

Dan Castellaneta on Everybody Loves Raymond.

canada beer guy

Could I request something?

bought a new top today

>Nothing to do to save his life call his wife in
>Nothing to say but what a day, how's your boy been
>Nothing to do it's up to you
>I've got nothing to say but it's OK
>Good morning, good morning

>Going to work don't want to go feeling low down
>Heading for home you start to roam then you're in town
>Everybody knows there's nothing doing
>Everything is closed it's like a ruin
>Everyone you see is half asleep
>And you're on your own, you're in the street
>Good morning, good morning

Me in the middle

I (name) swear by Almighty God that, on becoming a British citizen, I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Her Heirs and Successors according to law. I will give my loyalty to the United Kingdom and respect its rights and freedoms. I will uphold its democratic values. I will observe its laws faithfully and fulfil my duties and obligations as a British citizen.

don't like the fresh wave of foreigns in here, fuck off

why did you shoot me george

One of my fillings is feeling rather precarious. It's in the front of a top front tooth as well, very worrying.

soz
we good?

The gf's nickname in high school was handjob

Starting to think she might not be wife material

are you the same cunt who owns some flash pants i'll be fucked if i remember what they are

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Dan Castellaneta on FRIENDS.

i dream about dying in a nuclear blast.

i think it would be rather romantic

celtic names are so ugly

fuck off to denmark sassenach

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that's it
i'm not some autistic freak who finds pleasure in listening to random sound waves of various pitches and amplitudes

Hate forinners so much speak Inglish or FUK OFF

wait i remember patrik everell pants

sexist

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yeah don't wear them though

One of my favourite episodes. That one had Chris Isaak as well IIRC. And Brooke Shields.

who is this
ive been seeing him the last couple days

dumb crossposter

Here we are, all the lads
youtube.com/watch?v=nbJ7g6q5ioI

DESPISE the left. Hate forners. Hate pakis. Hate atheists. Hate gays. Hate lesbians. Hate muzzies. Hate special needs lads. Hate wogs. EDL. Millwall. Love the pub and football, simple as

Mate your head is about 5 times too big for your body

Hilarious

There was a girl in my class known for giving 5 guys a blowie at a party one night in year 8. Couldn't look at her the same way when I heard that lol

A friend sent it via text message to my Uni groupchat, fairly certain he browses Sup Forums or wherever that came from

jimmy carr is an awful fucking comedian

>your mum HAHA

fucking twat

did it for you in his voice
vocaroo.com/i/s1iWx8Vof2Cg

sick
wanna have a crack dog

Fred Willard stole that episode.

it's the camera actually have a small head

Not being funny but to be fair to Jimmy Carr, your mum is a bit on the big side.

haha you have a small head

>year 8
fucking hell

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Hate him too, he always has a confused face and it makes me want to hurt him

>Cletus Darnell Hernandez
chuckling

That's year 9 for people who don't ride kangaroos around

11 year old yanks confirmed funnier than jimmy carr

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Fucking lel

can one of u please come and kill me

just put me out of my misery. i'd prefer a knife to the heart or something that doesnt involve damaging my head. dont know why just dont like the sound of destroying my brain

Here

knew that
still slagtastic fuck
in year 9 i would stay in playing tf2 all night

It would be extremely painful

muslamic infidels

correct

>just dont like the sound of destroying my brain
that's what stabbing your heart will do, it'll suffocate it

Have a wank instead, lad.

once dated a girl who said she was at a party where another girl had 25 lads fuck her
looking back I have a strong suspicion there was no other girl

teep teep jab teep teep they teep back, catch teep and elbow

Just want to cuddle with a girl lads

What are the chances someone will use a gene-specific bioweapon in our lifetimes? I reckon 50/50.

Horrible

le cringe

yea but surely the structure will remain intact

alri liquid snake

pretty good at accents me

Nice chebs, definitely don't look fake at all!

/sarcasm

Was that in Metal Gear Solid? I only played the first one and a few minutes of Liberty or whatever it was called. First one was awesome.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

>awesome
cringe

where is she hiding the willy?

Not accountable for my friend's actions. Just wanted to prove I'm not a cross-poster or a liar.

foxdie
targets specific genetic patterns, used to assasinate president baker, donald anderson and eli so that solidus could claim REX

Imagine an arse brapping on the face of humanity forever

bigmouth strikes again is a siq smiths song

how white is white enough

Italian.

Mental how cartoons dont look like the people doing their voices

Like chris rock as the zebra in madagascar or tge woman who played bart simpsons. Proper mindfuk

no, the neural links degrade after about 15 to 30 minutes
after that even if it's revived it'll be severely compromised

TING GO PUT PUT PUT BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLAT SKILDADIDLA PAT PAT PAT
SKREEEEEEEEEH

Mass migration is what big businesses want. You cannot be left wing and support immigration, if you do you are literally kowtowing to corporations

consider americans to be world experts on race

would brainlet post this post

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Could actually smash any of you in a fight and I’m not joking

No brain no pain

>82593747
Dismal

Yeyeyeyeyey
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at a pub yesterday a conversation between two blustering drunks carried on about da nature ov hewmanitty as the twenty something bar tender flitted across the beer garden collecting empty schooner glasses and dodging raindrops

eavesdropping, he suggests to this philosophical duo that humanity is a parasite because we utilise the host -earth- and do not give anything back

i considered this for a while and the same could be said of any living organism on earth, at least humans are altruistic to a degree

grim sweeping absolutes sound so good but r not tru

commie twat