>wake up
>everyone in the world has turned black
>look in mirror
>see this
What do?
>wake up
>everyone in the world has turned black
>look in mirror
>see this
What do?
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>at least I'm not a muslim
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Start killing niggers by the thousands. It's culturally acceptable to do so now that I'm black, because black-on-black crime isn't real.
If I get caught, I blame the cops for being rayciss even though they're black too. Doesn't matter, the black Jews running the media have never cared about facts.
start slingin my mix tape
start a career in rap
Play with myself?
do nuffin because I'm black
kill myself because im a nigger
collect dem gibsmedats
> Grow a fro.
> Carve out cubby hole to put my keys and stuff in it.
Wonder who is this ape staring at me since I don't have self awareness
Celebrate the achievement of world peace.
Just kidding
>Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
Perfect opportunity to chimp out and throw our lives away
WHERE MUH GIMMEDATS?
>turning into woman
I would probably start to masturbate.
NOW I GET TO BE SGT JOHNSON
I WANTZ MUH REPARAYSHUNS
>everyone in the world has turned black
If everyone is fucked, no one is fucked.
Argue on Sup Forums about how light skin is the master race.
Check China and Japan for narrow-eyed blacks
Just a normal day for me
start going to town on myself.
I mean come on guys, who hasn't wondered what it feels like? Girls get massive full body spasms when they orgasm. Ours pales in comparison.
Worry about the world's IQ and prepare for the impending doom and destruction of civilisation.
Human intelligence up to 75% inheritible
telegraph.co.uk
Human intelligence is highly heritable.
nature.com
Scientific consensus is that IQ tests are not racially biased.
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Very poor Whites are comparably intelligent to very wealthy blacks.
jbhe.com
Privately, intelligence experts hold more hereditarian views than they express in public.
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Black children raised in White households have similar IQs to black children in black households.
psycnet.apa.org
The average African IQ is estimated at 79.
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The average African-American IQ is 85, compared to the average White IQ of 100.
udel.edu
The white-black gap in SAT scores, a proxy for IQ, is increasing.
jbhe.com
Genes for large brains, linked to high IQ, are common everywhere except Africa.
wsj.com
Intelligence has at least a 40-50% genetic basis.
articles.latimes.com
IQ scores are the best predictor of success in Western society.
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IQ is 75% heritable among Whites.
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France's IQ drops 4 points per decade because of African immigration
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Go get fucked bareback and die of aids at the age of 30 leaving 3 children behind
Better start up that hunting and gathering since there wouldn't be much civilization left to speak of.
Paint your skin
Well I'm black already so I'd mainly be upset that there are no more white wimmen.
purge everything
why are niggers "African-americans", but asians are not "Asian-americans"?
Fuck, I'm a woman too?
find out what jumping is like
Kafka wrote something similar, but instead of a dindu, the character became a turk
Start doing what blacks do best, kill other blacks.
Smoke crack and eat chicken
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Hungary poster talking about self awareness when hes on pol. Lol.
Kek, nice one Brazil.
>Grab my welfare money
>buy gun
>kill people
>blame the previous white people for making me do this
>they wont know if i was white or not since everyone is black
>gets released
>repeat
...
>Hungary
>Wake up
>*wake up*
>you put on a little make up
>you want to
>I cry when kikes deserve to die!
Start jerking my bbc
instant hero
>get welfare money
>smoke Crack
>kill whitie
>blame the system, collect more welfare
I'm just going to guess that some people still tippy toe around the word "black" thinking it's racist.
We Wuz Kangs
Kill myself because I'm a woman
Go catch up wit my niggas in the trap and round a bout the hood lookin for some fine poon baby. Then we'd go down to the stoh, shoot that sasquatch lookin ass clerk. Then we'd lee' the stoh, see a fine ass hoe and tag team that bitch in the nearest Crown Fried Chicken or the local School bathroom.
We run this shit.
Also, how is this suppose to work if I'm already black. Syntax Error?
>look into pants
>BBC
feels good man.
(after a while)
>realize there are no wyte womin to fack
eh........
Better nigger than white betta faggot
*smack my lips*
AYYE YO HOL UP
*checks penis*
*Goes around screaming MUH DICK to everyone*
*Get police called for disturbing the peace*
*Get shot*
Go light a blunt and record a mixtape, I guess. Idk what the deuce blacks do, 'cause they sure aren't fixing up their really crappy neighborhoods.
Kill myself because Im gonna get violently raped soon due to how attractive I am and everyone on earth is now a nigger.
The BBC is a myth user.
Sing "Chocolate Rain" and cheer. No more racism! No more privilege! No more cis white males! Of progressive!
whatever makes u sleep better, white boi.
niganon here, i get called african american even though i was born in Europe and i live in Europe...it comes down to the fact that people are stupid.
stop seeing a conspiracy in every fucking thing you cuck.
Underrated post
White boy is best boy.
found the tic tack penis kissless wizard
Well since I'm a young woman now I guess I'd take a show and rub on them titties a bit.
How's the racial tension in Holland? Has BLM spread to you yet?
>collect gibsmeda....
>no white people left so no gibs
WE
AFRICA
NOW
time to pute Ape back into RAPE
Nope.
I am a black and can confirm. I myself sit at a average 6.7-7". And my peers have also said that they are around that length. But 87.3% of women prefer a penis with a length of AT LEAST 7.93-8"+.
(Source: some BuzzFeed video)
How can we even compete?
Celebrate end of racism.
See meteoric rise in Religious hate
See rise in sexism
See rise in heightism
See rise in wealth discrimination
See rise in fat shaming
See rise in pretty much anything else that can serve as the outlet for why we don't like to see other people doing something differently to us
Hahahaha little dick faggot.
This. I always wondered if sex/mastrubation felt different for girls
SA and Rhodesia show they still blame whitey.
enjoy all the white pussy
No, this BLM thing really is a typical american phenomenon.
Two things we happen
>we start discriminating against smart and dumb niggers
>we start discriminating between niggers with caucasian facial structures and negroid facial structures.
Because Americans are retarded.
Black American would make more sense.
so you dont have a micro penis but are still worried?
im 18 cm but even if i had 15...who cares?
dude, what are you some kind of neo cuck?
>Finally boobs and a cunt to play with
>lets fap
...
>No more interracial porn with white women getting blacked
NOOOOOOO, I would kill myself like the cuck I am, of course.
>source: buzzfeed video
buzzfeed isnt credible nigger
Genuinely wouldn't mind.
It's not the appearance that I'm adverse to, it's the baggage that race brings, especially from blacks.
It's suddenly a level playing field, there's no excuses anymore if everyone is black.
Blacks wouldn't get treated badly for trying to live constructive lives and "acting white" because there would be no white.
I'm sure people will still manage to pick on lighter skinned blacks, since they love doing that so much. But if everyone was the exact same ton of black, the blacks that were always black would be absolutely fucked. They'd have to start working and getting along with the rest of the world.
>what do
Sheeeeeeeeeit
You mean "let's shlick".
On second thought, since I'm a nigger now, I'd go and chimp out a bit, shooting all dose liberal traitors and feminists, and nobody would blink an eye about this "black on black" crime.
I'd quickly maneuver myself to become King of Kings by utilizing my superior intelligence.
No, we could then freely purge the waste and it wouldn't be a race war.
Is it bad to wish for more? I just want to have max stats. However, I am being cucked by muh small dick genetics.
>mfw I'll never push past 7.3"
Can you prove that they aren't? Sounds like you aren't being very credible either, user-san.
>get vitiligo
>apply skin lightening cream
>rule world
Well I became a cutie it seems.
Time to start doing some cosplay and become a lesbian.
Also don't forget to sage and report, this is clearly a slide thread.
If you can't please every woman with a 7.3 incher then it's your technique that is at fault.
Do I get to keep my intelligence?
>EVERYONE in the world has turned black
I'm afraid there is no white pussy left my friend :(
those legs though...
Go get myself some of that BIG WHITE COCK.
>Not being Drebin
Get white pussy on tap.
It's not a matter of whether or not I can please a woman, but more so to give me extra confidence, knowing fully well that I have finally achieved a package that is of "decent" length.
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When you call someone black you are calling them evil and filth.
I'm already black so I guess I'll turn white? I'll wash my face and go make myself a mayo bagel, a staple in white cuisine. Then I'll go for my morning jog.
>Mayo bagel
Nigger hwut
well then why aren't whites called european americans?