Wake up

[Camden Kelly]

>wake up
>everyone in the world has turned black
>look in mirror
>see this

What do?

[Camden Baker]

>at least I'm not a muslim

[Hunter Stewart]

Petey Greene How to Eat Watermelon

youtube.com/watch?v=5oGKNrYrJho

[Colton Long]

Start killing niggers by the thousands. It's culturally acceptable to do so now that I'm black, because black-on-black crime isn't real.

If I get caught, I blame the cops for being rayciss even though they're black too. Doesn't matter, the black Jews running the media have never cared about facts.

[Michael Jenkins]

start slingin my mix tape

[Asher Garcia]

start a career in rap

[John Miller]

Play with myself?

[Hunter Morgan]

do nuffin because I'm black

[Evan Hughes]

kill myself because im a nigger

[Gavin Nguyen]

collect dem gibsmedats