Wake up

> Grow a fro.
> Carve out cubby hole to put my keys and stuff in it.

Wonder who is this ape staring at me since I don't have self awareness

Celebrate the achievement of world peace.

Just kidding
>Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet

Perfect opportunity to chimp out and throw our lives away

WHERE MUH GIMMEDATS?

>turning into woman
I would probably start to masturbate.

NOW I GET TO BE SGT JOHNSON

I WANTZ MUH REPARAYSHUNS

>everyone in the world has turned black
If everyone is fucked, no one is fucked.

Argue on Sup Forums about how light skin is the master race.