the waifus edition
/brit/
2010 zooey deschanel or 2011 kristen stweart where the pengest waifus
dont @ me
rubbing my clit
umm they aren't cartoons they're called ANIME
they're all repulsive in their own way desu
sue
Deschanel obviously, got the chebs, Jewish connections.
i can't process someone moving that weight at that speed
youtube.com
>no snow
AGAIN this is fucking unforgivable
...
two shit OPs in a row
i wonder if all the shit /brit/ posters are friends with each other and delight in annoying the rest of us
>gunman Thomas Hamilton killed 16 children and one teacher before committing suicide. It remains the deadliest mass shooting in British history.
fucking badass
i think he sexualized children and was frustrated because he couldn't just fuck them
220kgs is two of me.
timo
timo kome
got mock exams lol (not underage)
got mad wheels
call me eddie stobart
What a runt.
Burning in hell he is.
same as adam lanza
alri then fatty boombah haha
*slaps your tits around*
only 500lbs
that's half a yank
only 16? lol
Drinking tomato soup
It's vile
we're a simple folk
where is it supposed to snow?
lost a lot of money
call me eddie hobbs
big lad
on a gram of gear a week at least
11th frame decider lads
Expressions you like
- Monkey business
so many chicks
call me bernad matthews
>youtube.com
any Ro Kyu Bu man in?
Big fan of the 'smiling' expression
still got another 2 days of toil
who the fuck are these skets
a-aussie-kun... n-no...
toilberg wants me in at half 7
the wankbank of some fat passmong
right here
*unveils bum*
gorilla warfare
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if everyone cheats then it's fair
>when your mind, body and soul are vitalised and chakras are aligned from the energising properties of Monster energy and you see some clueless mong drinking runtlentless
want my favourite employee in by half 7 tomorrow
how can i confess to him that the only reason i want him in so early is because i love him?
i didnt go in today because cba
wont go in tomorrow because cba
all i have to do is sign in to my pc and check my emails
comfy life desu
feelings
Remember not to (You) the waifu passmong
Not even @ posts, just ignore him altogether
Get back to work goy
the winter is outright oppressive. i can deal with cold but the darkness is just too much. makes me suicidal
its literally just you that gets butthurt about me
up at 7 for uni toil
Failing to come to terms with the fact that I’ll never be as handsome as Cillian Murphy
Winter is comfy af when you don't have to toil
>proto gf thinks she's funny by joking about getting with another lad instead of me
>drop her right there and then on the spot
>36 unread Snapchat messages since
Fucking hate women if I'm honest lads. They genuinely aren't worth the time or effort.
genuinely don't have a fucking clue what this webm is
oh fuck off you snivelling little child
you know nothing about the horrors of toil
it's a ruski
fingered her out back of ryman
the russian slut formerly known as pint gf
any Manchester Derby man in?
fuck off
literally just spent 13 hours straight in a library
that rosys arse one honestly makes me laugh every time, it's just so out of place
Okay, boss
Don't you dare call uni 'toil' you fat, vile slug
don't know what webm this is
I thought 1, 2 and 4 were the same person
Don't want to toil tonight but it must be done
anyone else ever feel like a defective human being?
like there's people my age doing real things, getting into political careers, helping shape human society, living fully independently while i'm essentially an overgrown child.
not sure what went wrong
same
all the toilrunts think they have it bad meanwhile I'll be sweating my thesis out all christmas with nary a break
Toil on the morrow
uni is basically a creche
>all this coughing
im sure theyre doing it on purpose just to try and mess me about ffs
>not getting on transdate
Haven’t been giving my all at toil and Mr Toilstein might not be able to afford to give the kids their own rooms at the Chalet in Corcheval this year
Utterly gutted for them, I’ve let everyone down
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in comfort working at your own pace
sitting in a library is nothing like an open plan office
toil on saturday but i've got a loo day on tuesday
Saw a tradie walking down the street yesterday. He was arm-in-arm with a guy in a suit. Couldn't hold back my surprise.
watched the one in april in a pub in Buenos Aires called The Gibraltar
That was a shittest.
You did a reasonably chad thing.
what ex-poly do you go to?
think russian girls look very nice
no work tomorrow
but I have to ride to fucking ROCHDALE in the freezing cold
90 minutes each way, hope I get killed before or during
>uni toil
kid you've NO fucking idea what toil is yet
feeling overworked compared to my colleagues so im now deliberately putting less effort into things. my productivity is notably dropping
toilberg can bite me
god just fuck off yeah you
you know who you are ive always fucking hated you dont ever come back here
Same but i attribute most of it to me being 5'8
Flicked her bean outside a cash & carry in Peckham desu
that's a jpeg
bit rude
think im now cut out for deanodom
let go of all that shite that dont make sense
me?
*gnaws at you*
wear thermal stuff and gloves too
thats not funny at all and if the roles were reversed her AND her friends would give you death
why do girls get to paint their nails
it's not fair
Named a gas giant in the Amerimutt confederacy's home system "Thanksgiving" and its two moons "Black Friday" and "Cyber Monday".
i didnt mean literally mister toilberg!!
no not you sweetie
he knows who he is
can tell when i walk past certain of the gal dem in the office they're dying to get to know me
Genuinely one of the worst places in the country