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Pull up your sleeves and work hard with added vigour! edition

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sophie

thoughts on this as a new facebook profile pic?

>Apple spastics

Fuck off uni kid normie soyboys. You can't even partition on Apple products AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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should say poofta

>>Apple spastics

>Fuck off uni kid normie soyboys. You can't even partition on Apple products AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>You can't even partition on Apple products
literally what now?
why would I want to do any nerd shit like that?
lmao bro apple know how to make computers I don't need to worry about any of that sort of stuff

howd you make t his

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*says something outrageous*

what's the best way to cash out of bitcoin? if you sold on an exchange like localbitcoins it could take ages to shift tens of thousands in small transactions

always howl when some virgin finally turns up to a lecture and whacks out some shitty fucking HP laptop when literally everyone else is using a mac

they mean the same thing you utter melt
clueless bastard

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i hope you are jesting

dude..

Wouldn't dare to use any laptop in public that isn't a Mac. Embarrassing really

>i take a laptop to lectures

there are lots of reputable sites that let you buy gold with bitcoin
buy Gold Sovereigns (no capital gains tax) then sell them at your local coin shop

reconcile yourself

alri granddad

t. soyboy

Name one reason to have a £2,000 macbook over a laptop 10% the price that can do the same fucking things, AND more. Justify your purchase.

1) webcam picture of me
2) used GIMP to cut out my head from the wall
3) used GIMP to outline my head, copypaste it a few times and bung it on to a background i whipped up quickly
4) piped it into MOSH.io for le epic scanline meme
5) jobs a goodun

SHIT need to go for a shower so I can make it to edutoil or Toilmaster Zhang won't be happy with me

>lmao bro apple know how to make computers I don't need to worry about any of that sort of stuff

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Brutal

why would you buy some £300 windows laptop that is a piece of shit when you could just save your money and buy a MacBook that is the best you can buy and will last you years and years without you needing to upgrade

state of you

have you ever accidentally used/made reference to an Sup Forums meme irl?

why aren't you working.

>biting his dick off
a male lion would not do that

Trying this Tinder shite, can't bring myself to like any of the obvious slags despite them having great tits. Don't imagine any communication I'd have with them would last long enough to lead to any potential sex. Fucking hell normalfags have it easy.
>go out and get drunk
>rub themselves violently on some equally drunk girl
>fuck
Can't fathom it myself, but it's all these women know so I'm screwed.

I called my manager 56% face yesterday

yeah

macworld.co.uk/how-to/mac/how-partition-mac-hard-drive-or-ssd-3619175/

This was the second highest comment on the FT article about Schulz wanting a United States of Europe

call people runts

My hairdresser is from Northern England so I just go hog wild

called my Sup Forumstard mate a rorke at the pub, was kinda awkward

europe has been at war on average every 70 years throughout history. it's been 70 years since WW2

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Why were the 80s so good

all the time
i just lie and say "me and my friends used to have that as an injoke, sorry" when i do it

Yea I have started saying Ah yes

out on t' wiley windy moors

soyboy

youtube.com/watch?v=Ne8tLRzFIbM

Still would desu

>tfw woke up depressed

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unironically say "shan't be (x)" now

Don't mind me. Just showing off my beast machine for £350

any Nagisa man in?

"For me, the new Germany exists only in order to ensure the existence of the State of Israel and the Jewish people.” - schulz

not bad for 350 if im to be completely honest with you

>2.50 ghz
Are you underclocking it or what?

Asked a girl why she was such a bbc slave in a nightclub

i dont play gay soyboy videogames why would i overclock

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refer to the political left as "leftypol"

post a link to it

just watched tokyo drifter, good but quite ridiculous really

i regularly use:
Tarquin/Deano
Ah Yes
Really Makes You Think
Business Idea
Gimmick Idea
Shant
Not One Attopixel

>hurr look at my great computer
>oi why would I want it to go fast

i may be an old fuck at the age of 28 but when i was in uni i did all my notes with a fucking pen and a notepad

In love
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Is there a reason to care about specs otherwise?

what happened her left arm?

similar thing happened to me, when I yelled out BLACKED during class during Othello

Great for £350. Are you autistic?

just got a text from a girl who I snogged and felt up a couple of times saying she's got her own place now
also said that the bed was very cosy
might go over and give her a root since I'm trying to ween off the current fuckbuddy a bit (she's getting clingy)

doing a bake xx

love me some thorin and richard lewis

never make any notes in lectures
never go either
yeah im quite hard

same. very rare to see anyone with a lappy in lectures in my day.

to this model?

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It's not though.

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hello nigger

yes

what a garbage post

well this is just silly

8GB RAM and i5, 64-bit win 10 for £350 is a bargain. I challenge you to find lower. Got this in March.

that cat is masturbating

So the ol' date cancelled for tonight, but I still want to go out

Do I just sit at a bar and look for any single girls how does this work haha

the name's humongous

grow some morals lad

LOVE that film
what do you think of this fancut i made of it?

youtube.com/watch?v=IhvsPEEWoLM

Chad finally messaged her back after ghosting her for 6 months, sorry lad xx

not in the market for a runtbook there lad

>i5

yikes

Mauled by a pitbull during a reality tv show in 2002

Thanks for bringing it up, dick

anime

you know what i really hate lads?
the use of the phrase "moving the goalposts"
it's become very popular with americans on the internet in the last few months and a good 50% of the time I would say they are using it inappropriately
it really grinds my gears

nought wrong with sexua harrassment

more of a shinka man myself tbqh

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly
>for an i5

This Thinkpad X230 cost me £90
B T F O
T
F
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get together with your mates
do a bit of predrinking
head to the nightclub and dance with some girls
snog one that looks up for it
get her number
see if she's down tonight, if not go to a different girl
if you don't get any luck call the numbers tomorrow to see which are up for meeting up