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not in the market for a runtbook there lad

>i5

yikes

Mauled by a pitbull during a reality tv show in 2002

Thanks for bringing it up, dick

anime

you know what i really hate lads?
the use of the phrase "moving the goalposts"
it's become very popular with americans on the internet in the last few months and a good 50% of the time I would say they are using it inappropriately
it really grinds my gears

nought wrong with sexua harrassment

more of a shinka man myself tbqh

And all the girls say I'm pretty fly
>for an i5

This Thinkpad X230 cost me £90
B T F O
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get together with your mates
do a bit of predrinking
head to the nightclub and dance with some girls
snog one that looks up for it
get her number
see if she's down tonight, if not go to a different girl
if you don't get any luck call the numbers tomorrow to see which are up for meeting up