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god isnt real edition

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If God isn't real then where did the stories come from?

Checkmate atheists

You don't know the problems you've caused

where is a place that takes a lot of people on part time?

poo isn't real

need a bf lads

galaxy brain: Drinking lucazade

aw j-jeez r-rick, I d-don't think it's a v-very good idea to say G-God doesn't exist, h-he's all powerful ya know?

if you are not a virgin, get out

if you have over £10,000 in savings, get out

if you have have a job, get out

if you consider yourself a normalfag, get out

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Ah yes, another 'The Internet slows to a fucking crawl on Saturday night' episode

Seen this one before

sue

>this is the best argument rorke had for brexit

>God isn't real
This is the only /brit/ thread I approve of.

royal mail is hiring atm

smoked weed countless times but I still doubt that a roach is an effective filter

have just had a realization
the reason i never got into gamergate and by extrusion the whole alt-right thing despite being a pathetic internet loser is that i had already disillusioned myself with the thrill of internet conflict on a traditional forum.

as a result when GG rolled around instead of thinking about how fun it would be to go battle evil with Sup Forums users i thought "getting involved in this would be a PR disaster" and i was right. (although my reward is null, because i'm a loser with no need for good PR.)

I am God

what happened to the shootings and stabbings at night?
these days kids are too afraid to fight

>not a saggy fat bastard
Think the artist was a bit too flattering

strip club

used to listen to papa roach

Nowhere. Getting rid of zero hours contracts made employing people no longer viable

Instead we now have the gig economy, where you still aren't guaranteed work, but now you're technically self employed so don't qualify for bank holidays or sick leave or pension schemes

stop posting stinky asian women

this
im pretty sure there is a website made especially for normies called facebook

christ, this poor poor fucker
youtube.com/watch?v=eaZJSqrsNEs

>Fork

This better not be real

r9gay is that down the hall

brilliant gimmick, one of my faves

STOP FUCKING SPAMMING OUR THREADS WITH YOUR FUCKING POLITICS SHIT LEFTYPOL
NOBODY CARES YOU'RE JUST A TEDIOUS CUNT

is your dad redpilled?

>Ah yes, another 'The Internet slows to a fucking crawl on Saturday night' episode
>Seen this one before
Finals season brah

basically you lost a flame war once and you learnt your lesson.

yea. me too 2bh. much better to just be a spectator anyway

Retail

p.....p...po-....poo.... poon-n-n-.... poonee... poonee-nee-neeg-.... poonEEG-AR... POONEEEG-... POONEEGAR... POONIGGER POONIGGER POONIGGER!!

it's snowing outside, ordered 2 gyro's and an apple dumpling from the local Albanian restaurant and monster hunter beta is live

comfy saturday lads

bath time

>pension
fucking howling at these runts that want to sit around for 30 years after your life has basically ended, doing fuck all and slowly wasting away

back to your containment board

If you're over 19 and you're a virgin, you will probably never lose your virginity and you're a loser.

hey buddy I think you've got the wrong board, r9k's two blocks down

Hotels, restaurants and cafés
When did we get rid of zero hour contracts?

my parents are hippies

his mouth looks like a fleshlight

i myself shall be leaping from the CEO's balcony on my last day of work

I have 14 credits on ELM lads, what should I spend it on?

stop fucking replying to it then you mong
jesus one of you has to 'win' in front of all of the cool kids on /brit/ but its just the most annoying shit

>STOP FUCKING SPAMMING OUR THREADS WITH YOUR FUCKING POLITICS SHIT LEFTYPOL
>NOBODY CARES YOU'RE JUST A TEDIOUS CUNT

youtube.com/watch?v=qwzQPh7dW_4

lil peep made some tuuunes

Sir Farage when?

>youtube.com/watch?v=068SGqHn2aw

>brown people have no cultu-

fuck off leftypol stop spamming

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there's a guy on here who's been complaining about leftpol posters for a total of 5 hours now. think about that for a second. and laught

simpsons lookin ass bitch

lost mine at 22 and now i'm a master pussy hunter 2bh

Absolutely

t. 29yr old virgin

mainly use mine to keep funds aside to pay for a funeral service after my eventual 'cide

it's Greater London

karl > stephen > claire sturgess > shit > ricky

laughting at the state of him

leftypol are spamming our threads again lads
honestly sick of it and I know you all are too

here is an example of one

would

dude don't cuss out soccer

Had Lomza once before. Was in between two others, but I thought overall it was alright, but not a particularly pleasant drink. It had good smoothness, but didn't like the taste IIRC.
Haven't gone in much for pils after that, but generally any what's better is any other lager that comes in a bottle and isn't a yank-style hipster drink aping the IPA style of deliberate crudity. Really like Peroni and Grolsch, for instance.

he also spend a good hour of that having a one sided argument with a fellow that was brainletting him but not even arguing back

He's more of an anti-government civic nationalist who despises organised religion

a* threads tonight lids
felt like old brit
wish i could stay longer but my melanoma is about to metastasize to my brain

>dem myspace angles

nah

>leftypol are spamming our threads again lads
>honestly sick of it and I know you all are too
>
>here is an example of one

Have you ever been typing a post for like 2 or 3 minutes and then realise it's never going to pass muster for the amount of effort you're putting in?

why not just bang a prozzie
are you ugly?

he actually looks quite cool. looks like something from a futuristic movie

losing flamewars wasn't so bad, it was winning them by being manipulative and bullying children (even if i was also a child) that hurts with hindsight. feel bad about it.
sometimes wonder what happened to some of the people i helped run off-site.

I would've hatted it tbqh

yeah that's what I plan to use mine for, but a funeral doesnt cost anywhere near as much as a full pension

Story?

yeah loads of times

thanks and you

He's sucking his stomach in and is photoshopped. He lost a lot of weight but he's still pretty chunky.

Just ate a hundred bogies lads

ah yeah great comeback leftypol just quote my post and post one of your childish pictures. that accomplishes a lot doesn't it.

>I would've hatted it tbqh

only for making new threads / posting outside /brit/

here I will post absolutely anything that comes to mind

>ah yeah great comeback leftypol just quote my post and post one of your childish pictures. that accomplishes a lot doesn't it.

>One day you come down with a cold
>It could be Strep A
>You end up losing all your limbs and half your face

Thanks m8 for making me aware of this possibility.

literally do not care or post anymore
havent posted about politics since like april

>quoting the post you're brainletting
the absolute state

That's not a photo mate

Doing it all for no reason and beeing an utter cringy eejit is what haunts me.

>>quoting the post you're brainletting
>the absolute state

>ah yeah great comeback leftypol just quote my post and post one of your childish pictures. that accomplishes a lot doesn't it.

let's not pretend like 8th grade boys don't want to fuck hot older women

i distinctly remember my friends and i talking about how badly we wanted our Bosnian teacher to fuck us

18yo spanish erasmus student latched onto me in 4th year of uni and i banged her

gave me mad confidence 2bh

everyone who sees his posts thinks hes a cretin
just shut up about politics and stop baiting posts

>>I would've hatted it tbqh

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that sounds hot as fuck. pics?

ugly. autistic. too scared to see a whore, i squirm when someone at work touches me on the shoulder, i can't handle intimacy.

leftypol out in force tonight lads
they just can't stop spamming and ruining our threads can they