Shit you dont understand

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whats wrong OP, too deep for you?

Willful Abtruseness? Ah, Grant Morrison thread

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i still dont get it

NAKED BUTT!!

no, the naked butt i understand and it pleases me.

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Your not suppose to get it, once you get that, you will get it

i refuse to get what i don't get in an effort to get what can't be gotten.

Why don't you be a real man and tackle real confusing comics?

There is nothing to get. It is literally random shit to seem like there is a meaing when there isn't. The Queen accuses him of his and the masked man tries to desperately save face by saying that she doesn't understand.

it's okay to not get it, user

>desperately

He's annoyed that she's trying to say there is no answer, like I am with you.

This gave me one of my favourite reaction images

>Walter Koenig
Nope, I'm done already

Im p.sure oglaf is /aco/ territory, but oglaf thread though

Non-punchlines are kinda his thing

>/aco/ territory
I doubt that

>his

Did the allegory beast ever show up again? He was my favourite character besides the apprentice

This comic is one of his/her best

It's their, and not because of any gender-non-binary-yadda-yadda, but because it's a husband and wife team.

At least I'm fairly sure it's a husband and wife. A couple, at least. His and her, is the point.

After all these years Oglaf has never faltered. It's like Nedroid but sexy(er)

90% of Oglaf is shit

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Get out

I wasn't sure about anything, I've heard conflicting tales on who actually does the comic and just figured I'd take the safe route.

yeah, it's more like 40% simply because a lot of the newest stuff just isn't as funny as the older stuff

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>shit you dont understand
Why Oglaf thinks it's still funny.

>At least I'm fairly sure it's a husband and wife
He didn't know what she looked like when she was younger (see Fountain of Woman) so that is unlikely

I think she is a servant.

The non-porn comics are the funniest ones

Talking about the authors, user.

They also did platinum grit, which is apparently on infinite hiatus. I can't remember where I left off on that. I think the heroine was boning some stranger in a store or something? I never much cared for that comic, as I recall. Oglaf seems much better.

Anything with the Curse Spectre is top tier

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This is probably tied with this one, , as my favorite.

It could've ended at about 5 points, and each one would've been a great punchline. And they all work together in a single comic too.

I really liked that the guy who was Best At Sucking Dicks returned to the comic later.

Rowing above the water.
Goat making bowl.
Coating naked lady's tooth.

>This is about oral sex in water, isn't it?

This and the Magnanious one are my favorites.
"I forgave the shit outta him"

The Justice one is also up there

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I was starting to think that I had imagined this comic. I was in an accident when I was a kid and during recovery my mom's coworkers got me this big box of comics.

Raver was one of them and I ended up reading it several times. In retrospect I can't tell if it was because I liked it or I was trying to understand it. Thanks for posting that, user.

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His fucking face in the sixth panel always gets me.

This has always been my favorite.

The second last panel is perfection

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As she peers into the cavern, her eyes are blinded by the glow of a cave. The uncanny illumination of the cave is the first clue, up is down, light is dark, right is wrong. Abandon all logic ye who enter. Cougar Queen's Animus, her brave and masculine Jungian persona, is now set adrift in this land of boy toys. Logic and reason in kind escape her, left suspended with no way to escape in this realm. All she will carry in this journey is her feminine ways of emotion, and corruptibility. She cannot hope to conceive logically the wonders she will feel, for those traits are now burned in the Man-Pants glory.

Her mind is reeling, throttled into a workshop, where a goat crafts upon an alabaster mushroom. His two well carved cupped works are seen in the background. The goat is a traditional symbol of Baphomet, a demon worshipped by the corrupted Knights Templar. His work as the Sabbatic Goat shaped the movers and shakers of the modern world, and all leads to one grand conclusion; Demons themselves crafted this bewitch pair of Cock and Balls.

In the final vision, the Dark Lady of Shakespearean lust paints the pearly white of a tooth into carnal flesh colors, hiding from a seeing eye in the sky. This is the final warning; as you enter into the carnality, words will escape you, and you will be awash in sensations and ways uncanny, as God Himself cannot find you in this lustful bliss.

This is the mystery of the Man-Pants: Cougar Queen will lose her sense of logic, reason, and cognitive thought to the satanic power of his genitals, and in turn gain lustful bliss that few women have even dreamed of reaching. In fact, the deeds that the cock and balls will compel her to perform will be so orgasmic and so pleasurable that the guilt of sin will not reach her, and her soul will remain clean from this primal scrubbing.

Or maybe Oglaf was fucking with us, idk.

DEEPEST LORE

It gets even leeper

Nice but I feel the title Arts and Crafts of War would have been better. A lot more blunt, but less wordy.

this

it's so fitting that chik-jesus is sithrak

You spend a lot of time on this. Too much.

Chekov did a comic? Damn. Is it as good as Tek War?

>he doesn't know

I feel bad for him. He must be really lonely.

Well he'll always have Puddle. Probably.

hey that's king sombra in human form!

I've almost murdered my brother after a 3 hour argument because of that.

When will she come back, Sup Forums? Her storyline was fun.

Found the student.

>They stare into the ecliptic sun.

That's one way to become blind.

Well that was the joke.

Curse of the Funpire is Oglaf at its best.

...huh.

Yes but when it's good it's solid fucking gold.

mistery of the man-pants = BvS
masked guy = Snyder/Snyder fans
Woman = normal people

I hope it helped

I used to complain about these long plot arcs because they only updated like once a week but they really are the best parts of the comic.

"little man in a boat" is euphemism for a woman's clitoris

"Rowing a boat through a cave" is a euphemism for the difficulty in a small/average dicked man to bring a woman with a average/large vagina to orgasm.

No idea about he others.

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You dont even deserve the effort of uploading an "its bait" image.

I'd fuck that disembodied head

i'm sure if I browsed /fa/ I would find a use for this.

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How long did it take you to type all this? Be honest, user.

I desperately want more of her and the Snow Queen.

the boat floating over the water represents making a journey from emotional distance. as water is often considered an emotional medium.

the goat represents pan or ancient pagan gods. the fact that hes creating a mushroom relates the ancient gods to psychedelic experience having some relation. the fact that hes making it implys that gods are responsible for such experiences.

the naked woman painting the tooth is a complex one. the eye is god. the tooth is a symbol of his sexuality/power. teeth are often associated with power and pedatory nature. the naked woman painting it shows that his sexuality/power complex was changed by a sexual experience with a woman, who probably looks like that.

so, due to emotional distance, and a fear/respect of god. and a bad sexual experience, this guy has made himself shut of from sex and uses the mystery to perpetuate this,


i got way too high this morning

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that look off pure joy in the last panel

The problem with elementalists and an empirical division of the universe

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heh

The boat symbolizes either a sperm or how we live without purpose.the goat seems to represent adulthood and the woman painting the tooth red means decay so it could be the cycle of life.