God damn fucking parents ruin everything

God damn fucking parents ruin everything.

at least it was an okay movie, one will never be topped, 3 is dreadful to sit through.
TMNT was bretty great, but I've never asked Sup Forumss opinion of the film.

forgot to note I enjoyed Micheal Bay's TMNT movie as gross looking as the designs are, but the turtles were themselves and the action was wacky and fun.
I like how 2 is looking.

Eh it's their job.

1 and 2 have always been my favorite movies I never understood why we never got rocksteady and bebop and we got tokar and razar instead

With the new coming out it looks better then the last one, but with them adding so many characters in it makes me realize it's going to be a cluster fuck

>but with them adding so many characters in it makes me realize it's going to be a cluster fuck
There's Kacey Jones, Bebop, and Rock Steady. I think they can manage, unless they added more characters that are actually plot relevant to the seties/movie that I'm not aware of.
Or do you not have faith that they can make at least a competent film?

Also Krang and Baxter Stockman.

oh shit yeah how did I forget?
Well, I still think they can manage, I mean there's no way they can fuck it up, even the first one was entertaining so they're bound to do better.
right?

and shredder

I've always believed it went 1>4>2>3 in terms of quality. Did a lot of unique things which is probably something the TMNT franchise won't be doing again anytime soon. Also is actually canonical to the original film series which is cool.

Heard the company that made TMNT wanted to do a sequel where all the turtles save for Mikey got de-mutated and he had to restore them to their previous state somehow. Glad that never happened.

>I never understood why we never got rocksteady and bebop and we got tokar and razar instead
Apparently they were supposed to fill Tokka and Razar's roles but Eastman and Laird made them up to replace the two because they didn't want Bebop and Rocksteady's characters to become even dumber.

Well that explains it

Well, Shredder's already a given. And Baxter Stockman is really only being used as a scientist to create Bebop and Rocksteady's mutant forms, so I don't think his inclusion will jumble things up too much.

I actually thought 3 was better than 2. I don't understand why everybody hates it so much.

Because it's shit

what about it makes it shittier than 2?

All four turtles had the exact same personality, and on top of that, that personality was a retarded add-ridden sperg.

Raphael is the leader!

That's like the typical cast for an average episode of the cartoon. If they can make it work in 20 minutes I'm sure they'll all fit in 2 hours.

My favorite one. Fight me.

Yeah the new one was ok. There's was some shameful dialogue but most of the people were in character for most of the movie.

Does he love to party down?

i barely remember the first Bay TMNT but didn't they kill the shit out of Shedder? why is he back again?

because kid's movie and they want to bring back a popular and relevant character.
that's like asking "why did they bring back shredder in the second movie when the fucking crushed him to death?"
Even worse his death was stupid in two because he had a higher chnace of kicking ass and surviving a death ad stupid as a pier crushing your ulitmate form.

A cartoon is someting that ends up going on for a while, so you can explain/bother with shit in other episodes.

A movie is a whole other deal, even if you plan on having other movies following after it.

I don't get what you're complaining about.

I was always under the impression that Eastman and Laird fucking loathed Bebop and Rocksteady, so the essentially forced the studio to create entirely new characters to take their place

For about 4 years I watched this movie every Friday night while drinking a 12 pack and smoking an 1/8th. Needless to say, that was a strictly solo activity.

Most "parents" should have never been allowed to reproduce. Especially the modern crop that leaves Smartphones, internet, and TV to raise their crotch goblins.

>Mikey says cowabunga 200 times

>Heard the company that made TMNT wanted to do a sequel where all the turtles save for Mikey got de-mutated and he had to restore them to their previous state somehow. Glad that never happened.

Who in their right minds would think this was a good idea?

That would make for a good sub-plot or maybe the plot of an episode but not for an entire movie.